"The last time the Republican's did anything for the little man was when Representative X intoduced that bill to ban dwarf tossin."

Bbbbut, Republicans should embrace dwarf tossing.

1. It's free enterprise in action.
2. The weak exploited by the strong is a basic Republican concept.

/ Got bored with the game at 75 points.

Woohoo woohoo

I only injured 89 little people.

I only injured 33. Just hold down the space bar.

It's fun to toss the little buggers off the cliff.

beattlejuice from Howard Stern.

Don't bogart that dwarf, my friend; toss 'im over to me...

Wow, I only injured 27, and I thought I did pretty badly.

Injured 3. I remember when this first came out about 2 years ago. I think I prefer the suicide bomber flash game for random violence.

"I canna jump the distance, ya have ta toss me!"

That's the most annoying banner ad ever.

First time, injured 9. Second time, just 1. There will be no third time.

That song is about my favorite one in the whole world. But then I had a short roommate once whom I disliked.

Dang. I was almost the high scorer, but come up short.

Only 58 of the little buggers bought it my second try.

heh

is it wrong for me to enjoy this game so much?

Leave it to the Scottish to come up with a sport like dwarf tossing. Course they also threw rocks, logs, cripples, retards, anything they could get their hands on really...

I only hurt 21 of them. I would be more inclined to kill them if they screamed or splattered.

15. I'd call that pretty damn good.

And that song rocks. Randy Newman PWNS.

Wow...I reached the target and only injured 13 of the l'il farkers. Of course, Fetchfido has a bunch of other cool games...this one's pretty lame in comparison. Here is the link.

it only loads up to 25% and then stops, anybody else have this problem?

This game is quite lame yeagh...
Did anyone determine the outcome if you don't injure any?
its probably of no consequence and is not worth the frustration of getting there.
Tried like 3 times and didnt do better than 19 injured...ooh the pain of being

art_shamsky That list is too long. Can you just tell me which are good ones? Clearly, I have demonstrated my extreme gaming skills and mastered this game and I am ready to move on.

A flash game. Dang it. I was hoping to get to play midget tossing with real midgets.

Gamplayerx: It's really a mixed bag...I don't play too many of them repeatedly, but Zoo Keeper is a personal favorite. You just need to be able to figure out how it's played, since the instructions are in garbled Japanese.

The Flash games tend to be a lot better than the Java ones, and they load quickly enough on a high-speed connection. Just try clicking the ones that sound good to you. If they suck, just choose another one.

I'm sorry...I have enough energy to respond, but I'm too lazy to list the good ones. As you said...the list is too long. Good luck!

crazy_gaijin

No, but make sure that you have the latest flash player available.

crazy_gaijin:

yeah, me too. judging by the comments, it was probably just as well.

Thanks, art_shamsky

Cool! I only injured 355 midgets. This is the cool side of not reading instructions.

Meh, I just beat it injuring 0 midgets... You just need to figure out when to throw it at a certain angle and the pattern will repeat itself.

I can't believe I've masterd midget tossing in less then 4 minutes.

Catchy tune...

Short people have got, no reason.
Short people have got, no reason.
Short people have got, no reason to live.

They've got, little hands, little eyes.
They walk around telling great big lies.
They've got, little noses, tiny little cheeks.
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet.

Well I, don't want no short people.
Don't want no short people.
Don't want no short people around here....

Short people are just the same as you and I....

Its still not as fun as whino boxing

Don't tell the elf.

That's a mean song. :-(

iamtheshizznick is most definitely a short person...

No, I'm over 6 foot. Just half of me feels sad. :-(

They got an awesome (identical?) version of Neo_Geo League Bowling on there. For some reason that game just kicks ass.

wtf ppl its not hard at all to get 0 midgets injurd like i did just keep the dude throwing them in 1 spot and calculate when the guy moves so just throw them at each time they are at that spot and it will land i injured 25 my 1st time after not reading directions then 12 the 2nd and 0 for my 3rd try SO HAH! :P

Anyone ever date a midget chick?

No. I consider myself priveleged.

49 killed. Oh Yeah! Who's your daddy???!!!
Oh...Waitaminnit...I was supposed to not kill them?
OH S**T!!!!
...,
...,
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No Matter, it was mildly amusing, but it needs some blood and guts and short people splattering on the windshield of life.

2003-12-28 07:51:33 PM SanchezSucio


Anyone ever date a midget chick?

On purpose?

booooorrrrriiiiing.

There was that hot midget chick in Total Recall. I'd hit it on a couple phonebooks.

It'd still be like bangin a Cabbage Patch doll.



...Yeah, I'll be driving the bus. Please stand behind the yellow line.

Cabbage Patch dolls need luvin too

I injured 28 back to back. Neato

Song -> Short People by Randy Newman

SanchezSucio -

"Anyone ever date a midget chick?"

No, but I would like to. If she had the right personality. Seriously.

I'm not joking either