In an authentic 1950s style I bring you:

Pork Brains 495Kb 00:42

They actually sell this stuff in supermarkets around here (in white sauce)... I wonder who eats it?

/Hip2daJive

Coincidentally, I'm horrified by something usually found just a couple of feet away from the pork brains:

Potted Meat Food Product (00:40, 739 KB)

Well, since it's Sunday, here is another foodstuff that really should be pulled from the shelf:

American Beer 981Kb 1:23

/Hip2daJive

P.S. Only kidding! (no... really...)

only a brit would consider hooch a foodstuff. My hat off to ya, man.

hip2dajive

Love your new tag.

Oh, and both your entries.

reminds me of the "Itty bitty shiatty snacks!"

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Great job, guys.

I voted for all of them.

Yay! Everyone wins!

Godfrey:
As soon as I read the headline, I figured someone would make an AE for a potted meat product.

Kremit: I've long had a horrid fascination with the stuff. Never, ever had the desire to actually try it, though.

Uh you did not see me here. I posted this pic 200kb jpeg the other day for b0rg when he was looking for them. Thought it may provide some inspiration! Because Hip2 is right and it gets worse as you close in on Georgia and Alabama.

Where's Scrapple?

I worked on this one..but then I gave up.. was going to have a jingle like this:

They're little, they're tiny,
They're exotic and they're slimy,
They're duckling toungs yeah, duckling toungs.

They come from the mouth of a young baby duck,
Get them at the shops for a couple of bucks.

and that would go this this tune(161kb, 6 sec).

They were actually selling duckling toungs at the shop near me.

hip2dajive
Your beer jingle was great... and so true. Was in the states once and wanted to drive to the store after a 30 pack of 'Bud'. I needed something to quench my thirst and find a beer with 'taste'.

/Obviously, I'm a Canadian - a 2four is just one football game

Here in the Pacific NW of the USA, we brag about our microbrew scene, the creativity, the variety of the REAL local brews. I understand that we have been rated in the past as being only second on the planet in that regard... wish I had that article with me now to reference it with.

Anyway, around here, only wimps and people with both no clue AND no excuse as well drink national brand beers, ales, lagers, etc. HA!! :)

Hip2dajive, you need to come to Oregon or Seattle and experience a real Mcmenamins or Widmer for instance, and you will realize that not every American has no taste in real brews whatsoever.
Only the majority of us, that's all. :)

cfkidsis: I assume you mean you're ranked 2nd on the planet in bragging, because the rest of the USA calls you guys "beer snobs." I like brew pubs that make their own stuff as much as the next guy, but give me a break. If you only like microbrews, do you think Guinness sucks?

Crappy beer isn't an American phenomenon. Warstiner is labelled as the most popular beer in Germany, and it's nasty. Molson is huge in Canada, and it's pretty bad. Australia and Japan must not be much better since they let Molson brew Foster's and Asahi for them.

Sam Adams, Pete's, and Goose Island each have a couple good American non-microbrews. Blue Moon is great, and it's made in volume in Cincinnati.

Most beers serve a purpose. Comparing Miller Lite to Guinness is like comparing water to coffee. Just because you like coffee doesn't mean water is for wimps.

Hey guys... we have some pretty good microbrewers round here, but it really doesn't make for good comedy :) And (I have to say) some of the better 'national' lagers are ok. But a song about American beer with the exception of microbrews and a few others wouldn't really be very funny now would it?

Nice to see some national pride though! And glad you liked the AEs ;)

Calling a Pacific Northwesterner a "beer snob" is like telling a lovely woman that her face looks beautiful. Or that it rains a lot around here, and the Pacific ocean is salty. Around here, it's regarded as a both a "yeah, and your point is?" as well as a complement. :)

We know and salute the real stuff like the best microbrews around here, and of course, the overseas brewmasters like Guinness.

Meanwhile, Budweiser or Coors is good for putting in a saucer, placing it in your garden and attracting slugs so they drown in that stuff instead of eating your harvest. No kidding. http://eesc.orst.edu/agcomwebfile/edmat/html/grow/slugs.html

National brand american beer... well, it's really too bad and sad that the rest of the world has to judge american brew standards by THAT stuff. It's like making love in a canoe.... too farking close to water.