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(SFGate) Asinine Football celebrations reach new low after Saints player makes cell phone call from the end zone   (sfgate.com) divider line 191
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Lyfemist 2003-12-14 11:04:38 PM  
he must have been hiding it where saddam had the WMD

 
TomPetty 2003-12-14 11:05:19 PM  
What a douche.

 
tr!pps 2003-12-14 11:06:05 PM  
Ooh... been a while since there was a nice cellphone flamewar here.

 
Lyfemist 2003-12-14 11:06:12 PM  
i know i am

/hangs head

 
angelfish 2003-12-14 11:06:24 PM  
I miss football celebrations, people trying to imitate an endzone dance in PE or at recess....

 
emtox 2003-12-14 11:06:36 PM  
Bwhahahahahaha!
*gasp*
Bwhahahahahaha!

 
beeferoni 2003-12-14 11:06:41 PM  
Well, he just scored his 4th TD of the night, so as far as I'm concerned, he can call whoever he wants.

He's killing my team in fantasy football...bastard!

 
Seb 2003-12-14 11:06:43 PM  
Ah. A player "pulled the phone from beneath the padding around the post"

I thought he might have yanked it outta his bum.

 
MindGeyser 2003-12-14 11:06:48 PM  
Awesome celebration.

 
zmbabwe 2003-12-14 11:06:50 PM  
more like

 
Ronin995 2003-12-14 11:07:27 PM  
That's awesome. He shouldn't be fined, he should be payed.

 
angelfish 2003-12-14 11:07:28 PM  
but it was a little lame, his cell phone slammed shut, he had to reopen, so he botched the execution

 
Headlice 2003-12-14 11:07:49 PM  
It's ok, he was obviously just calling his bank to set up a wire transfer to the NFL league offices.

 
m-16sux0rz 2003-12-14 11:07:56 PM  
Jackass.

 
zmbabwe 2003-12-14 11:07:57 PM  
I think that cell phones are proof that if there is a god, he's a vengeful one.

 
heyzeus 2003-12-14 11:08:00 PM  
Asshat.

Both he and Haslett should be entering the shiatcan at the end of the season.

 
BZSAWS 2003-12-14 11:08:40 PM  
I think that he should get points for originallity. That's funny as hell! (And I'm not a Saints fan either.)

 
Super Bee 2003-12-14 11:08:41 PM  
What a farking moron.. I hope that turns out to be one expensive phone call.

 
nytmare 2003-12-14 11:08:48 PM  
Some cell phone users need to learn that you don't need to call up your girlfriend every 12 farking minutes just to let her know that you weren't run over by a bus since you last called.

 
Flamadiddle Rocket Scientist 2003-12-14 11:09:13 PM  
"Can you hear me now?"
"It's goooood!"

 
Shut........UP 2003-12-14 11:09:20 PM  
wow that was fast. It was low. I say fine him $100k and ban him from doing cell phone commercials.

Aside from saddams caputure, the big news today is the Vikings once again continuing their late season chokefest and losing to the Bears.

With a Packer victory we are now tied. And after they lose to KC and we whoop Oaklands sorry ass, the divison is ours.

bwahahahahahahahahah.

 
m-16sux0rz 2003-12-14 11:09:25 PM  
PHoN3D!!!

 
Guy Incognito 2003-12-14 11:09:25 PM  
can you get us in the playoffs now?

hello? hello?

 
hardyz1 [TotalFark] 2003-12-14 11:10:12 PM  
Thanks to the No Fun League!

 
AhGodUSmellThat 2003-12-14 11:10:36 PM  
If I had not have won money on this game, I would call him a friggin A-hole. But since I did win money, he's just an A-hole.

 
kerouac555 2003-12-14 11:11:15 PM  
more power to him. the league needs more fun.

 
crazyjim 2003-12-14 11:11:17 PM  
Hello, EA sports?
Yah, I'm just getting back to you for my End Move, check out the replay on FOX.
Ok I gotta go.

 
m-16sux0rz 2003-12-14 11:11:41 PM  
shut....up: Bret Faver-ah might have something to say about that...

 
beeferoni 2003-12-14 11:11:59 PM  
Picture of the phone call...won't let me put it in html

http://espn-ak.starwave.com/media/nfl/2003/1214/photo/a_horn_ft.jpg

 
packerfan322 2003-12-14 11:12:21 PM  
wow, that was so funny, Terrell Owens has nothing on him

 
damnitkage [TotalFark] 2003-12-14 11:13:52 PM  
I hate any of these farkin idiots who celebrate in the end zone. How stupid. And any dickhead who says it's cool is well...a dickhead.

Christ almight, give the ball to the ref and get the hell out of the way. some people have jobs to do. Moron.

 
The Symbol 2003-12-14 11:14:40 PM  
he must have been hiding it where saddam had the WMD
Give it a farking rest librals. Just love the day as it is and shut the fark up.
Farking liberals would biatch if you were hung with a new rope.

 
beeferoni 2003-12-14 11:14:46 PM  
Terrell Owens signing his TD with the Sharpie


 
angelfish 2003-12-14 11:15:01 PM  
damnitkage

But their jobs are to entertain me...

 
Stompn_Tom [TotalFark] 2003-12-14 11:17:18 PM  
Gotta love the CFL - they still allow endzone dancing

(plus you have a longer field, only 3 downs and fans can drink real beer in the stands....)

 
Lyfemist 2003-12-14 11:17:36 PM  
who are you calling a liberal?

and somebody call the press. I've found the WMDs and they seem to be up somebody's trolling arse

 
General_Failure 2003-12-14 11:17:38 PM  
Yeah, it's kinda tacky, but damn, a fine? I know he can afford it and all...still, seems harsh. He was just being kind of dumb...I've done way dumber things than that.

 
Bennyhana 2003-12-14 11:17:57 PM  
The league won't fine him. They told him to do it. They were paid to plant the phone. Whichever cell company sponsored this particular game paid a lot for that. *Doubles layer of tin foil on hat*

 
m-16sux0rz 2003-12-14 11:18:03 PM  
please don't turn this thread into a flamewar.
/ I'll cry if you do...

 
mineau 2003-12-14 11:18:18 PM  
Who cares if he made a phone call. It wasnt that funny, but it wasnt offensive either. Now, if he pulled a floppy dildo out and put it to his ear, then I would understand the fuss. Especially if it were a pink one...that would be a farking crime!

 
Headlice 2003-12-14 11:18:23 PM  
And another thing: Someone should tell him that this is the NFL, not one of the And1 Mix Tapes.

If the Giants weren't such nancy boys this year, one of them would have kicked his ass. It's too bad they weren't playing the Browns, William Green's wife could have jumped out of the stands and stabbed him in the back.

 
crazyjim 2003-12-14 11:18:37 PM  
Hello Midway,
Check it. I score a touchdown, then call in an airstrike on the other team. Or like order a pizza or some shiat.

 
Atvar [TotalFark] 2003-12-14 11:18:58 PM  
Look at the ESPN article on that, then look at the posted article. They are word-for-word the exact same thing.

 
Lyfemist 2003-12-14 11:21:00 PM  
both articles are from the AP wire. nothing wrong with that

 
m-16sux0rz 2003-12-14 11:21:08 PM  
I meant a political flamewar. I like football flamewars.

 
kmet219 2003-12-14 11:22:27 PM  
I think its very distasteful how some of these players act after scoring. I tend to react to it like John Madden. He always says to act like you've been there before and go on about your business. These players should look at the best players in the league like Jerry Rice, Marvin Harrison, Priest Holmes and follow their example on how to act after a score.

 
beeferoni 2003-12-14 11:22:37 PM  
Atvar: Look at the ESPN article on that, then look at the posted article. They are word-for-word the exact same thing.

Behold, the power of the Associated Press!

 
dohnut 2003-12-14 11:23:31 PM  
Maybe the guy thought he was in Qualcomm stadium and was just giving them free advertising. Or possibly Alltel stadium. Or maybe Ericsson stadium. Or..

 
Megatitawitz 2003-12-14 11:23:43 PM  
First of all, that's so funny and over-the-top unnecessary, it's gold.

Second, what exactly was unsportsmanlike about it? He used the time in between touchdown and kickoff to call somebody. If he tackled the ref so he cold take a call in the middle of a play, THAT'S unsportsmanlike.

 
Seriously_WTF 2003-12-14 11:24:31 PM  
I think my name says it all...

 
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