the hell?

And we care ...

?

funny headline....

Horrible headline.

Good job.

What, no ironic tag?

not funny haha

Sheeps are our friends. Including dead sheep, apparently.

I'm not even going to dignify that headline with a post here.

um, sarcasm

<just sayin'

Did I tell you about that time that I fed a walrus? That was fun.

Just tell me it wasn't inappropriate touching, I am afraid to read the article.

"...was jailed for three months this week."

Wow, who would have thought that s space/time twister would be used to punish shepards.


/illiterate journalists. Tsk tsk.

Best.Caption.Today

Hzchewtoy, hahaha

"We welcome the outcome of this case and hope that it acts as a deterrent to other potential offenders. It must be appreciated that all livestock and animals are sentient beings, not merely commodities, and must be cared for by competent, diligent stockmen who can adequately safeguard their welfare."

i call BS. what about the retarded sheep? maybe they wouldn't qualify as sentient. doesn't anyone ever think of the retarded sheep?!?!?

besides, everything and everyone is a commodity, sentient or not. don't believe me? check your 'net worth' when you do your taxes.

mooooooo

come baby give daddy some lovin, baaaaaaaaaaa

The article dun work fer me. Won't open.

nm, there it goes after like the 5th time trying.

You, know, the paragraph break was an astonishingly helpful invention.

Holy crap... finally, an ironic headline and it's not tagged ironic!

How ironical.

Even I think this is a non-story.

No spiders? Or holes? OR the spider holes that shoot dictators out of them?

shepherd
"Even I think this is a non-story."

best post of the day.

That's it, I'm going offline. Solzhenisin wins.

It's OK, he had Subway for lunch.

Singular most unreadable block of text ever shat out by humankind. Although I was relieved that the shepherd was not being punished for giving the sheep a stiff rogering.

"The original charge had alleged 128 sheep were involved."
"The original charge had alleged the carcasses of 91 sheep were involved."

Two things you really don't want to hear about your trial.

Whoa slow news day today!

You'd think that, out of the whole world, SOMETHING interesing would have happened today.

Worst. Headline. Ever.

/Didn't even RTFA.

...all livestock and animals are sentient beings, not merely commodities

That makes sense. Do we have laws like this in the USA?
Oh, nevermind.

~ Pinky ~

Probably a sheep farker

Proper Sheep Care 101: How to inspect you sheep for intestinal parasites. If you live in any country other than New Zealand or Scotland most likely NSFW.

Owww. After reading four lines, my head hurts. Whoever is responsible for that website should be forced to read it continously for 48hrs.

Really bad joke time!

Q: Why do scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear a zipper at 300 yards.
*Rimshot*

That is all.

Interesting