My penis would need an anthology.

"...sex has been around for hundreds of years, and so it has an extensive history that I could research."

Logweasel, Does that mean it wasn't invented int the 60's?

"This book is what we like to call in the publishing industry... gay. Really really gay."

That article really could have been much better.

I guess you beat me to it Logweasel, I was wondering what happened thousands of years ago. I guess we formed as polyps before sex was invented.

"I'm sure that would be the case with most people who buy the book," he says

maybey he can get a blind hunter to buy it

Oh but thousands are made up of a lot of hundereds. Don't be a merkin!

So, I heard they captured some guy in Iraq? What's up with that?

Ad campaign

Penis, you know you want it.

Penis, it just works.

Penis, now with soup and a sandwich.

Neurocrat's penis is actually like a thin paperback picture book for children.

I think that article was hysterical..... Log's on the right path.... "But I settled on sex -- because sex is something that almost everyone is interested in, and also because sex has been around for hundreds of years, and so it has an extensive history that I could research.".... Guess that means they didn't have sex in the BC's...... Wow, asexual reproduction.... Who would have thunk?

GIS for "merkin":



It is actually titled merkin/gherkin. Not sure what a pickle has to do with this, or maybe I'm trying not to think too much about it.

Grandma has a headache...

hundreds of years? I think he uses a different calendar system.

How do I ask someone to buy this for me without sounding like a perv?

merkins, for crying out loud, how ridiculously stupid an invention.

http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/dirty/2443.html

Hundreds of years...heh. Yep, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather wasn't born, they just planted a cutting from his father. And the woman he married was ejected from her mother as a pseudopod.

Saria:

Simply posting in this forum is enough to convince most of us that you are, so asking for it doesn't really make it any worse.

The book that is, not the other things "asking for it" could imply. *wink*

Well, I'm taking a course on Sex and Culture and sex as something other than procreation goes wayyyyyyy back to Ancient Babylon and Sumeria. Great course, this guy would like it.

I'm guessing he was making a joke about the hundreds of years thing...

cbm5

When I do a GIS for "Merkin" I get this BOXING pickle.


I also get a gigantic yellow rubber duckie..And a hulluva lotta trout flies?

Day_Old_Dutchie:

I also get a gigantic yellow rubber duckie..And a hulluva lotta trout flies?

...and Christmas still 11 days away.

huhuhuh... she said "chapter".

I find it odd that the article with this salacious headline, the article with the purille double-entendre, this very article that should appeal primarily to middle-schoolers, is in fact, one of the more interesting and thought-provoking articles likely to be posted this week.

Day_Old_Dutchie:

What really makes that pickle find amusing is that the character in question is Larry, from Veggietales, a Christian cartoon show using vegetables ... to teach ... values...

I find the entire premise highly stupid to begin with, but adding your reference makes it all sort of make sense...

TWX

Actually TWX that isn't Larry. Larry is a cucumber. Not a pickle. That is "The giant Pickle" from the episode entitled "Dave and the Giant Pickle". It's a retelling of the david and goliath story where Junior Asparagus is David and the Giant Pickle is Goliath.

alexvdl: That is "The giant Pickle" from the episode entitled "Dave and the Giant Pickle". It's a retelling of the david and goliath story where Junior Asparagus is David and the Giant Pickle is Goliath.

And THE LORD sayeth to Lucky Charms, "I shall banninate thee, yea, verily, unto the seventh generation."

I'd hit it.

*ahem*

Damnit you guys with the Vegietales! Must...resist...can't... hold...back.....

"Everybody's got a water buffalo, your's is fast but mine is slow..."

Ah that feels better. Someone finish it for me, I feel dirty.

/closeted atheist Veggietales fan

Anne.Uumellmahaye,

Thank you, I'll feel cleansed. I guess I should finish it out.

"Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!"

Reginleif

Ah, it had been a while since I had recalled the horror of the Pickle Incident...

Temptation of ST. Hilarion ensues.

Curses! All of you! What does Larry sing next? It's something about having another strange animal...somethig like a kangaroo? WHAT WAS IT?????

/searching old napster files frantically

A BABY KANGAROO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

/sorry

Yours is pink but mine is blue...

/done now

"There should be a rule that the song under the credits,
remotely pertains to the movies basic plot!
That rule has not been made,
so for now we'll have to say, 'Hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!'"

BTW...I find Veggietales to be 90% or more free of all the things that everyone hates about Christianity, and really is just about teaching good ethics. If they use the Bible to do so - well, the Bible is the original ethics textbook, if you choose to read it as such.

Keep an open mind.

(And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidently dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off just for you!)

The ad for singles connections next to the article looked like two penises when I first saw it.

Wonderfull, Veggietales has been forever crosslinked in my mind with The Pickle Incident. Thanks a lot - I need to scrub my brain with steel wool now.

-the pickle theme song-

celery,
broccoli,
between your knees...
veggie tales

oh wait. this is fun

If you like to put in tomatoes,
If a squash can make you smile,
If you like to waltz with potatoes,
In a place that is so vile...
Have we got a show for you!

veggie tales.


i really am a huge fan of the show but it seems to have undertones i was previously unaware of

Lyfemist,

You've got a knack for this! LOL!

Kudos to ya!