Fat women still have periods, right? Well, pregnant women do not.

Actually, some pregnant women do..

Now that is a cool Halloween costume!

I would like to see his long term business plan

Aiiieeee! The dreaded Spermulons of Testes II! Shields up!

The "How to be a OBGYN for Dummies" books in the waiting room should have tipped his patients off.

How long was he doing this? Did he really think that they wouldn't catch on? How much fabric will I need to make that sperm costume?

NOOOOO! Run away! Run aw-aaaayyyyy!

begging to be photoshopped

That is one pissed-off sperm

Awww... teletubbies are so cute.

Why is this not a photoshop?

This is really not a long term grift strategy.

Ok, that just BEGS to be photoshopped.

I would like to see his long term business plan

The business model was created only for a 9 month plan, sorry

Oh come on, sperm looks nothing like that. No one's sperm has arms and legs.

Do they?

Oh come on, sperm looks nothing like that. No one's sperm has arms and legs.

Do they?

well, I think mine wear shades...

Those sperm guys don't look like protesters. It looks like some kind of condom parade. I don't think it has any connection to the story.

76 injections? That didn't seem like a lot to her? I'd assume they were vaginal, but how would an intrauterine injection make you fat? It would have to be into the bloodstream. Did she think she could become pregnant through 76 injections into her arm?

Also, wouldn't it be easier and more legal to just use real sperm? It's not exactly in short supply.

When my wife was pregnant, she worried about feeling the fetus move every 20 minutes or so, these thai women must be very laid-back.

duuuuuude, this sperm has limbs. I'm pretty sure these women would know the difference if the doctor injected them with it, though.

With all that sperm running around, where are all of the dead kittens?

Also, she didn't even attempt to get pre-natal care? Sounds like a winner. I say the doc was doing the country service, as this woman is obviously retarded.

why was it a durex sperm? i don't understand. are they latex babies? babies that prevent other babies from being born and reduce the risk of STD's?

And can these sperm break?

"Um...ya maam. Just sit back. This is going to feel a lot like intercourse, but.....it's not. Really."

44andConservative: With all that sperm running around, where are all of the dead kittens?

Probably getting served up in the local restaurants.

(47 and liberal... har!)

haha, what wont the thai think of?

"Um...ya maam. Just sit back. This is going to feel a lot like intercourse, but.....it's not. Really."

Wait...Why? Is it really that much more expensive and difficult to actually impregnate the women?

Miamzini, I will let that slide because you are my elder and I was taught to always respect my Elders.

Shooting blanks...

I'm willing to bet that it's just a bunch of natural fatties trying to get paid.

None of the guys partied with ever charged for this service.They would simply invite a bunch of co-eds over,tap a keg, then nine months later have to leave town.

was it -fB?

This guy might be an unlikely ...how many more little children do we need running around anyway? Maybe these women could just adopt some existing Thai children and have had the "pregnancy experience" to boot.

Fertility Hollis unavailable for comment.

/obscure

This is one of the funniest Farkticles I have ever read.

great. now i have the Every Sperm is Sacred song stuck in my head... damn you Monty Python article!!! daaammmnnn yyyooouuuu!!!

BANGKOK, (AFP)

/snicker snicker

geeze man hes a dude and if i were him would use my own man chowder to do the job not fake it. faking would probably cost more.

Im guessing those women don't know much about pregnancy in general. No boob pain? No kicking? No other symptoms?

This is why I NEVER believe those women who suddenly give birth and then say, "What? I never knew I was pregnant" What morons :-P (The ones in the USA)

I mean, babies kick, HARD. No mistaking that

This makes no sense at all. First of all, he knows he would get caught after nine months.Second, The sperm had "Durex" on their costumes which is a condom company. Third, after the artificial insemination, you should not need more shots. Lastly, "fake artificial insemination?" Isn't that a little redundant? Also, wouldn't the "false" adjectives cancel eachotehr out and make it just a regular insemination?

cola, Funsucker

You're both right LOL

Some fat women don't menstruate, and some pregnant women do. BTW Cola, your journal is highly entertaining :-)

44anConservative: Especially the Sons of Katie Elder

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
When a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

/got nothing

'....discovered she had been duped' or in fact not duped and that was the problem.

haha PaganPoetry trying to get a piece..

I keep thinking of that scene from Woody Allen's Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex (But were Afraid to Ask


Not the best picture. Just a GIS on "woody sperm"

macker

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Oh, of Cola, LOL

Well, she is cute, but unfortunately I'm straight :-P

"that's terrible! how could he do that to those women?"
"we must protest! where's my giant sperm costume?"

huh?

Mandrake:

Was Fertility Hollis from Survivor?