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(Yahoo) Amusing Zoo exhibit opens without twice-escaped gorillas, who now spend their days watching Spongebob Squarepants and listening to classic rock and roll   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 27
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Ninja_Pancakes [TotalFark] 2003-12-08 11:34:40 AM  
Funny, that gorilla sounds like a few nerds I know...

 
Jabber 2003-12-08 12:07:50 PM  
Nerds?? That sounds like a lot of potheads that I know!!!

 
the_marq 2003-12-08 12:18:58 PM  
I was thinking; Grad Students.

 
skinink 2003-12-08 12:21:51 PM  

" The 147-kilogram gorilla roamed the city's Roxbury neighbourhood for two hours, picking at trash cans and drinking from soda bottles."


Shoot, if that's all he wanted to do, he could have done that in Downtown Boston. All he would have needed was a sign asking for change, and he would have fit right in.


 
AlgertMan 2003-12-08 12:23:43 PM  
those gorillas have got it made

 
Soup_Man 2003-12-08 12:24:24 PM  
"He's a highly intelligent individual" That's obvious. spongrbob is the most popular cartoon I have ever seen in college. By the way, the first season DVD set is great. well worth the $40.

 
ChewbaccaJones [TotalFark] 2003-12-08 12:24:49 PM  
"twice escaped gorillas"

Sounds like a side dish.

"Honey, could you pass the squash, the potatoes and the
twice escaped gorillas?"

OK, maybe it doesn't...but twice baked gorillas does.

 
littlejoethegorilla 2003-12-08 12:31:03 PM  
dear farkers,
please help me get out of here i am sick of this spongebob shiat.
thank you,
ljtg

 
TexRedNek 2003-12-08 12:33:54 PM  
twice escaped?

twice baked? thats even funny-er... er.. yea..

more like perma-baked...

Koko... you got any more papers?

 
Smokahontas 2003-12-08 12:34:48 PM  
and slippery rocks..

What, so he can fall and sue?! Oh, and it said Classical Music AND Rock and Roll. Not classic rock, exactly.

I'd hang out peacefully to some Led.

 
Bitterhops 2003-12-08 12:36:49 PM  
That picture of him is great. There is more intelligence behind those eyes than behind the eyes I see in the mirror every morning. He looks like an imp...

 
Armon 2003-12-08 12:40:09 PM  
Soup_man: sounds like you must smoke quite a bit of the sweat leaf

 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2003-12-08 12:48:47 PM  
i heard all teh gorillas are upset after the movie "Congo" portray them as human killing androids.

 
carney 2003-12-08 12:57:19 PM  
Gorilla, you're a Desparado.

 
Spiffy_McJesus 2003-12-08 01:15:07 PM  
Twice escaped? Yeah, I bet they escaped to score more pot and get some beer and Cheetos from the 7-11

 
Sambo 2003-12-08 01:32:58 PM  
What I'm worried about is the horrible conditions these fine creatures are living in. These animals should be let free into the wild, so that they may be able to get themselves eaten by sharks.

/Considering changing handle to Sarcasmo

 
jer2911tx 2003-12-08 01:54:45 PM  
those lucky bastages

 
theflyingdutchman 2003-12-08 02:03:26 PM  
eyesonlyus:

I hate Spongebob. I wish they'd air the Invader Zim reruns instead. I miss GIR.

You really don't have any brains at all, do you boy?

 
Chrome_Horse 2003-12-08 02:07:53 PM  
Boston:

What ever happened with the DJ's who said the ape
was waiting for the bus? What was the bus route name? People were complaining it was racists. I LMAO when I read that story.

 
Lyfemist 2003-12-08 02:10:35 PM  
they are listening to rock and roll and classical music. not even gorillas are stupid enough to listen to classic rock.

 
missmez [TotalFark] 2003-12-08 02:41:47 PM  
I can't believe this thread has gone on so long with a single "gorilla overlord."

 
RainDawg 2003-12-08 04:09:18 PM  
that's gotta be the best story i read today. I can picture him staring glassy-eyed at the tv, getting up every once in a while to beat on a plastic drum, maybe stare out the window until the commercial's over... thinking about that damned 2-year old. "if she were here, i'd kick her.. "

 
catfish696 [TotalFark] 2003-12-08 04:18:20 PM  
Add a bong to the mix and you have my college years.....


Ahhhhhh memories, um, wait, what was I saying?

 
dj19 2003-12-08 05:09:57 PM  
Not to be anal, but only one gorrila (sans S) escaped twice.


/ huh. huh. huh. You said anal.

 
dj19 2003-12-08 05:10:58 PM  
Make that gorilla.

 
polecat_bastard 2003-12-08 05:35:51 PM  


little joe got out of the matrix.

 
after_berlin 2003-12-08 06:06:48 PM  
"Big gorilla at the LA Zoo
Snatched the glasses right off my face
Took the keys to my BMW
Left me here to take his place"

/the late great Warren Zevon
/song title quoted by carney above

 
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