Mods don't approve articles, admins do.

either do tfer's, but this tfer approves of that article

*standing ovation*

Damn, you're not kidding.

I salute our new Boobdex overlords.

How many times are these same shiatty pictures going to be posted? She looks like a goddamned cartoon.

Natural boobies, un-natural paint job - teeth you could shine a frickin' laser off of. Take the goodness and paint it down to a barbie doll finish.

The same 10-15 chicks seem to get green lighted every time they're submitted. Carmella's the best of 'em, despite the heavy airbrushing.

No thumbnails? This server is going to melt.

I'm sure that JOHNDX is going to be happy to see her again.

They changed the headline and now it looks like I'm just crazy. No matter, I'll learn to live with it.

Even her teeth are airbrushed.
o.O

TheOmni I thought you were just doing a preemptive strike on all the folks who would say "why did the mods approve this shiat?"

Not too bad, considering her teeth are whiter than Regis' and her pubic hair has gone elsewhere...

I'd rather yank it...

I'm surprised Boobdex hasn't earned it's own Fark tag yet.

I'd say more NSF56k than anything else, but that's just us people who use Flintstones-like birds to browse the net.

Doh - I almost made it past the third picture. I'll have to call on reserves later when I check out the rest.

Now, this chick is smokin hot, however, her breasts are obviously fake (though I laud her choice in not getting them ridiculously large). It's easy to tell if a woman has implants by the way her breast lay when she is on her back. If they stay full upright, then odds are, she has implants (as is the case with this girl).

Anyway, apparently I really have nothing better to do than post on Fark. Back to coding Java

She's a lovely woman, but I want to slap whoever decided to dress her in what appears to be a tuna net. Why is it that the wardrobe specialists have such tacky taste in clothing?

She's had more airbrush work than Snow White. Not to mention this is at least the third time this chick's been posted.


Nothing here... move along please.

nice. but obviously fake.

She had me till she bent over!

Holy chipped beef, Batman!

Ummmmmmm, Darn! I keep getting FILE NOT FOUND and some type of SEARCH screen.

heh heh heh


...I'll be right back.

Nice boobies. As for the rest of her, my car probably has less plastic.

She's like Sandra Bullock and the snooty girl off Buffy the vampire slayer's love child.

Go BENGALS!
That's all I have to say.

Also, one more thing:

IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH, CARMELLA? ARE YOUR TEETH REALLY THAT BIG???!

Also, in easily half those pictures her crotch has been airbrushed away. Really shiattily, may I add. You can see what appears to be a labia scar here, here, and (worst offender of all) here.

She's a woman. She has a vulva. What's the point of pretending like it doesn't exist?

That's a lot of pictures stuffed into one page...

Server should be farked in 3, 2, 1...

Okay, I am officially jealous. I don't mind admitting it. There's no competing with that.

I wanna squeeze em .....

Meh...give me a live woman on my lap any day...one I don't have to pay to be there.

Carmella is the best ever.

Nah, Rillion, all you need is an artist to make you look like a cartoon, and you'll look just like her.

Move over Kylie, we have a more perfect ass. Probably the most perfect ass in the world and Fark has it. Yeah baby Yeah

DAMN, Where can I get a dumb looking, big toothed, big hipped woman like that? She is unbelievably hot.

What did the headline used to say?

Any burn victims in the room? I think we found your new ears.

The Satellite Internet installer just left my house, and this is the first link I clicked on...

Screw all you naysayers, I've got some catchin' up to do.

™ kudos

The first 10 or so pics are great, and then it dissolves into a lesson in photoshop.

So.. Hispanic or not?

I mean, according to some farkers, race is the single most important thing that affects hitability.

Wow, those are some hefty meat curtains. I like the no-hair style look!
Ghaah.....!

Ho...ly... fap.

Airbrushed into near perfection. The best way to improve those pics is to add me on top of her. ;-)

Nice photoshopping done on those pics. She's a total butterface without all the airbrushing.

Nice cockpit.

I dunno, cke-gt. Photos like this (NSFW, obviously) where there's that nice smooth curve from the hipbone up the belly to the rib cage...now, that's just nice. I love it on men, and I just have to appreciate it on girls as well. I don't think they airbrushed that into being!

She's hot. Some of you are strange.

she gets extra points for posing by a foosball table.

DAAMMMMNNN

I'd tap it.