$5, what a deal. That would cost you $25 in Amsterdam.

Yeah, that is a good deal. I had no idea that a bondage hooker would be so cheap. You know there's gotta be a bunch of sick pervs out there who enjoy this type of stuff.

Until she gets stiletto heels and a riding crop I'm not interested.

Well that's original.

So...is she a hooker, stripper or what? For $20 I want to see some t*ts.

i'd experience it.

People pay $20 to be teased by a woman?
You can get thet for free anywhere.

Hmmm...
Voldemort
Now, now, don't be close-minded...bondage is good fun!
Though this sounds kind of hot, this kind of stuff is what I have a girlfriend for :P

Is she a ball-stomper?

Nicole is a friend of mine. She's an amazing storyteller and a great poet. This is the immediacy of theatre with a new intimacy. it's fascinating.

...toured and recorded with legendary groups such as the Golden Palominos

The New York Post must have their own definition of legendary.

That's a cool idea. Very original.

NakedApe
The New York Post has their own definition of 'news'
Funniest New York Post moment: when CNN.com referred to them as a tabloid. Nearly peed myself when I read that.
mutilato
That's really cool. What gave her the idea?

I think it's fantastic. She's a genius.

I wonder how many hipsters and avant-garde types are talking about how it's the best thing since sliced bread. Or the last thing that came along in their life.

This kind of storytelling isn't anything new, she's just giving it packaging and selling it.

For $20, she tells a five-minute story to a ticket holder who sits blindfolded in a throne-like rocking chair with hands restrained.

Does this also feature a pole?

GrandstandFoolosopher:

The NY Post IS a tabloid. What else would it be? It's certainly not a broadsheet.

20 bucks and your blindfolded? you can't even watch her. Ridiculous

Sounds fun.

kudos

She's an amazing storyteller and a great poet.

" there once was a man from nantucket,etc."

For $20 I can just wander to the closest "rub-n-tug" and walk out satisfied.

This reminds me of that story of the restaurant in NYC that charged people a ton of money to eat in a completely dark restaurant, where the meals were served by waiters with night vision goggles. They thought it would be cool because people would use their other senses more, and it would lead to a magical experience.

But all they did was throw food at each other in the dark, and others spilled wine on themselves or stuck their fingers in something hot or messy. I wonder what ever happened to that place?

If she is such a genius why doesnt she give up this retarded art crap and cure cancer or something.

GrandstandFoolosopher: Come on, you know somebody must have a fetish for this kind of stuff. Hell, there's guys like this that enjoy sticking half naked pictures of themselves on ebay. (Link is safe for work, but gross.)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3148830860&category=2475

Voldemort
Yeah, but come on, bondage is a really common fetish.
Calling people who like it 'pervs' is kinda close-minded, but hey, it's your opinion.
Now, if you want to call furries 'pervs' I'm not going to argue with you...

Sounds great to me!

I'm gonna go look for my car keys...

Don't do it. It's a scam.

I went to one show and she took my wallet and my car keys.

then I went to another show a few days later thinking she would never try the same thing, but she DID IT AGAIN!!






no of course this didn't happen, before the literal farks get upset.

2003-10-18 12:49:22 PM mutilato
Nicole is a friend of mine. She's an amazing storyteller and a great poet. This is the immediacy of theatre with a new intimacy. it's fascinating.

How's her rack?

$200 - $300 per night....so lets say $250x5nights=$1250/week. Gets the rent paid.

OK!

casaguapo, you probably want to put the mouse down now and step outside. There are girls outside. We'll wait.

Sounds like a *COUGH* PLUG to me .. *COUGH*

Count me in the "in favor" group, this is an absolutely brilliant and original idea and must be a great way to experience drama. Thumbs up.

This sounds cool. I don't think I'd want to experience it myself, but it sounds cool. It would be interesting to watch someone else experience it, but I guess that's not the point. Where was I? Oh yes, on my way to get some coffee. Anyway, it sounds cool.

New Yorkers are strange.

Sloooooooooowwww day here at Fark.

mutilato - Quit trying to run casaguapo's life and just answer the question.

(Oh, yeah, and while you're at it, see if you can find yourself a sense of humor on eBay or something...)

Quit trying to run casaguapo's life and just answer the question.

I'm sorry. It's just that I care about casaguapo.

1. yes, she's really very hot. She's also a really easy-going and naturally nice person. But, I guess most importantly for the purpose of this forum, she's hot.

2. and I bid on a sense of humor on ebay, but there was a fat naked guy reflected in it and I sent it back.

found in Google image search

mutilato based on #2, I'd say you forgot to mail it back out. That was pretty good.

2003-10-18 01:48:34 PM casaguapo

2003-10-18 12:49:22 PM mutilato
Nicole is a friend of mine. She's an amazing storyteller and a great poet. This is the immediacy of theatre with a new intimacy. it's fascinating.

How's her rack?

Actually, her rack is pretty farking great. Nicole is extremely sexy with a voice to die for. The point is to hear a tale, perhaps erotic, perhaps a little dangerous, while in an unsafe circumstance (blindfolded and all). It sounds like something most Farkers couldn't talk about without schoolyard chuckling much less participate in.

If you live in the City, why not try it? You might discover something about yourself.

or 500 really fat chicks for $1000 bucks.


what?

GrandstandFoolosopher
Now, if you want to call furries 'pervs' I'm not going to argue with you...

So......you're hoping she'll dress up in a fursuit and give scritches with her "claws" while performing...?

She IS really pretty, but there is that additional thing that happens when someone is really good at what they do...

for example, last night I went to this mexican restaurant with a few friends. There was a girl standing with the band, not very cute, really. She was just average. When she stared singing, however, even the girls among us had to admit she was hot.

Hot

Hmmmmn. PS 122 is a few blocks from my apartment. Whatif I went to the show and reported back on it?

You can get paid for this? Well damn, last time I kidnap a girl off the street, blindfold her, and make her listen to my crazy stories.

Corporate Mofo do it.

OK, my girlfriend just made reservations for Thursday; I'll report back in a week.