Yep, nothing helps a hurt leg like putting weight on it. I was especially heartened to read that he only drive in emergencies since his license was permanently revoked in 1988.

Sure Thales, but which leg was hurt? If it was his right leg, then I can understand his story. Otherwise...

Even if it was his right leg you can see that he's taking hardly any weight off of it.

Gibson said the crash occurred because he was trying to avoid a car that was coming toward him.

"There was a little red car," Gibson said. "There was a white female. It only took an instant. I only got a glance of her but, to me, it looked like she was 14 years old or something."

Never blame a caucasian. If the media has taught me anything it is that people never believe stories with caucasians at fault.

A young caucasian girl? No one is going to believe that.

He should have a look of depression. Imagine how much pizza he could have had if he didn't destroy the place and...oh-looks like he hasn't missed any meals since.

Carry on.

Zaago - beat me too it ;)

Kinda reminds me of Theodore Roosevelt's african safari pic's.

I guess he got the pizza "to go"...

For some reason, I was more interested in what the "string of bad luck" the pizza restaurant has had.

oh yeah only .1 over the legal limit Big deal, these cops should stop trying to put this man who doesnt drive much... because his license is revoked.... and a few tickets for driving on a revoked license, and even thou he was legally drunk.... can we really put this man in jail.....
I would really hate to be this mans lawyer.

Could we please get a smaller picture? That one was just a little bit too big for me.

This jackass should go to jail, even if he wasn't posing in the picture. Oh, and no cares if you're a hermaphrodite galumph. ;)

I'm amazed that this fatty boomba-latty could squeeze out the half opened car door.

MySpoonIsTooBig:

Welcome back! I'm new here; what did you do?

What a loser. On the other hand, I've never been caught.

/looking for wood to knock on.

He's posing. Proudly, in fact.

galumph200

All they have to do is get past the Marlins and their in only their second World Series since 1908....

since 1908:

1910 1918 1929 1932 1935 1938 1945

that's 7 appearances since 1908. Use your fingers next time.

/on topic

This guy was standing tall. Hand on hip, leaning against car.

it's so uplifting to read about people whose lives are infinitely more farked up than your own...

It's a wonder he didn't try to skin and clean the pizzeria after he killed it.

what a poser

hey I_Hate_Iowa are you cornfed?

Speaking of Iowa, I like the Iowa Hawkeyes especally since they beat Michigan and will beat OSU in a couple of weeks.

and now something relevant about the thread:
I just think he should be more careful if he is driving without his license.

This didn't get the dumbass tag because....?????

i guess I wasn't relevant to this thread the last comment so now I will be.

I'm sad harry carey is not announcing.
Of all people, he is the one who should be alive to see the Cubbies winning in the post season.

Another photo of the guy from an earlier article. I can't seem to find another copy of that picture of him with the car though...



And the article it came from.

He looks like David Letterman, after 10 shots of prednisone, and a fight with a bear.

"And the number one reason why I was posing with my car after hitting the pizzeria..."

He was looking for the farmers market , but got lost .

Damn you, ScubaDoo you beat me to it.

Sorry....can't help but beat a dead horse

theflyingdutchman - Never blame a caucasian. If the media has taught me anything it is that people never believe stories with caucasians at fault.

Huh? Care to elaborate?

Yeah, what's with this caucasian crap? I feel like I'm being persecuted, as a caucasian.

No dumbass tag?

I'm tired of being hassled by the MAN .


Word

Who is this "MAN", and why, as a white guy, have I never met him? Hum?

If he's going to pay for it, let him pose however the hell he wants. The store owner is getting a new facade out of the deal.

Sorry, back to topic.

It is a pretty amusing photo. Makes you think he's about to stuff to pizzeria and mount it in his living room.

I would be proud of that crash.

/ex-bus driver

Did I sleep in and miss April Fools Day? This is a joke, right? Iowa beat OSU??? Never!... oh, wait... I mean, this fat guy - he's not driving in an emergency because he needs cigarettes, is he really? I need to change my pants I laughed so hard at this loser.

Hmm, when did emergency situations equal self being drunk? He was only driving to the store for a friend, it just happened that work and a late lunch also happened to come before arriving at the store... I hate drunk people.

I think that's at the corner of Millbrook and Falls of the Neuse, or Millbrook and Six Forks. That's right up the road from where I used to live.

.09 thats maybe 2 beers in an hour. He probably wasn't drunk. If he can afford the $35,000 for repairs to the store he can afford a cab.

.09 thats maybe 2 beers in an hour. He probably wasn't drunk. If he can afford the $35,000 for repairs to the store he can afford a cab.

Um.... at that guy's weight, it would take him about 5 or 6 beers to get to that point.

That picture is farking classic.

*studies pic*

yes, he should be executed as well...

Well, at least he didn't run over Torgo.

When my car got broken into the cops took pictures. I posed with it in much better poses than this shmuck.