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(News and Observer) Unlikely Man who crashed into pizzeria says he wasn't posing proudly in news photo, just leaning on the car with hurt leg (with pic)   (newsobserver.com) divider line 59
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Thales 2003-10-05 09:06:13 PM  

Yep, nothing helps a hurt leg like putting weight on it. I was especially heartened to read that he only drive in emergencies since his license was permanently revoked in 1988.

 
Kaymon 2003-10-05 09:44:46 PM  
Sure Thales, but which leg was hurt? If it was his right leg, then I can understand his story. Otherwise...

 
Thales 2003-10-05 09:53:16 PM  
Even if it was his right leg you can see that he's taking hardly any weight off of it.

 
Zaago 2003-10-05 10:48:31 PM  
I only got a glance of her but, to me, it looked like she was 14 years old or something.


How the sentence should read:

"I only got a glance of her butt. To me she looked 14 years old or something."


 
theflyingdutchman 2003-10-05 10:48:42 PM  
Gibson said the crash occurred because he was trying to avoid a car that was coming toward him.

"There was a little red car," Gibson said. "There was a white female. It only took an instant. I only got a glance of her but, to me, it looked like she was 14 years old or something."


Never blame a caucasian. If the media has taught me anything it is that people never believe stories with caucasians at fault.

A young caucasian girl? No one is going to believe that.

 
SigmundFreud 2003-10-05 10:48:51 PM  
"I feel like dog doo, bud," Gibson said.

 
Loud_Mouth_Soup 2003-10-05 10:49:39 PM  
He should have a look of depression. Imagine how much pizza he could have had if he didn't destroy the place and...oh-looks like he hasn't missed any meals since.

Carry on.

 
DRC500free 2003-10-05 10:49:47 PM  
Zaago - beat me too it ;)

 
QuakeTree 2003-10-05 10:51:13 PM  
Kinda reminds me of Theodore Roosevelt's african safari pic's.


 
Fat_Tony 2003-10-05 10:52:33 PM  
I guess he got the pizza "to go"...

 
LilMuffinBoy 2003-10-05 10:52:55 PM  
For some reason, I was more interested in what the "string of bad luck" the pizza restaurant has had.

 
LousyBeatnik 2003-10-05 10:55:09 PM  
oh yeah only .1 over the legal limit Big deal, these cops should stop trying to put this man who doesnt drive much... because his license is revoked.... and a few tickets for driving on a revoked license, and even thou he was legally drunk.... can we really put this man in jail.....
I would really hate to be this mans lawyer.

 
I_Hate_Iowa 2003-10-05 10:55:53 PM  
Could we please get a smaller picture? That one was just a little bit too big for me.

 
Lusso 2003-10-05 10:59:20 PM  
This jackass should go to jail, even if he wasn't posing in the picture. Oh, and no cares if you're a hermaphrodite galumph. ;)

 
Runningjoke 2003-10-05 11:00:51 PM  
I'm amazed that this fatty boomba-latty could squeeze out the half opened car door.

 
unreachable_host 2003-10-05 11:02:14 PM  
MySpoonIsTooBig:

Welcome back! I'm new here; what did you do?

 
AhGodUSmellThat 2003-10-05 11:03:05 PM  
What a loser. On the other hand, I've never been caught.

/looking for wood to knock on.

 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark] 2003-10-05 11:03:06 PM  
He's posing. Proudly, in fact.

 
HipShot 2003-10-05 11:03:42 PM  
galumph200

All they have to do is get past the Marlins and their in only their second World Series since 1908....

since 1908:

1910 1918 1929 1932 1935 1938 1945

that's 7 appearances since 1908. Use your fingers next time.

/on topic

This guy was standing tall. Hand on hip, leaning against car.

 
demonweasel 2003-10-05 11:04:38 PM  
it's so uplifting to read about people whose lives are infinitely more farked up than your own...

 
HipShot 2003-10-05 11:06:28 PM  
It's a wonder he didn't try to skin and clean the pizzeria after he killed it.

 
spacelord123 2003-10-05 11:07:33 PM  
what a poser

 
jonasborg [TotalFark] 2003-10-05 11:07:46 PM  
hey I_Hate_Iowa are you cornfed?

Speaking of Iowa, I like the Iowa Hawkeyes especally since they beat Michigan and will beat OSU in a couple of weeks.

and now something relevant about the thread:
I just think he should be more careful if he is driving without his license.

 
dyank69 2003-10-05 11:09:05 PM  
This didn't get the dumbass tag because....?????

 
jonasborg [TotalFark] 2003-10-05 11:11:44 PM  
i guess I wasn't relevant to this thread the last comment so now I will be.

I'm sad harry carey is not announcing.
Of all people, he is the one who should be alive to see the Cubbies winning in the post season.

 
g026r 2003-10-05 11:11:59 PM  
Another photo of the guy from an earlier article. I can't seem to find another copy of that picture of him with the car though...



And the article it came from.

 
AhGodUSmellThat 2003-10-05 11:14:52 PM  
He looks like David Letterman, after 10 shots of prednisone, and a fight with a bear.

 
g026r 2003-10-05 11:17:09 PM  
"And the number one reason why I was posing with my car after hitting the pizzeria..."

 
ScubaDoo 2003-10-05 11:17:35 PM  
He was looking for the farmers market , but got lost .

 
LincolnLogolas 2003-10-05 11:19:56 PM  
Damn you, ScubaDoo you beat me to it.

 
ScubaDoo 2003-10-05 11:24:50 PM  
Sorry....can't help but beat a dead horse

 
Rearden 2003-10-05 11:30:09 PM  
theflyingdutchman - Never blame a caucasian. If the media has taught me anything it is that people never believe stories with caucasians at fault.

Huh? Care to elaborate?

 
AhGodUSmellThat 2003-10-05 11:35:03 PM  
Yeah, what's with this caucasian crap? I feel like I'm being persecuted, as a caucasian.

 
ShaqFu 2003-10-05 11:35:57 PM  
No dumbass tag?

 
ScubaDoo 2003-10-05 11:37:28 PM  
I'm tired of being hassled by the MAN .


Word

 
AhGodUSmellThat 2003-10-05 11:39:20 PM  
Who is this "MAN", and why, as a white guy, have I never met him? Hum?

 
goober 2003-10-05 11:39:48 PM  
If he's going to pay for it, let him pose however the hell he wants. The store owner is getting a new facade out of the deal.

 
AhGodUSmellThat 2003-10-05 11:41:16 PM  
Sorry, back to topic.

 
Queen Mushroom 2003-10-05 11:43:09 PM  
It is a pretty amusing photo. Makes you think he's about to stuff to pizzeria and mount it in his living room.

 
ThrnPhl [TotalFark] 2003-10-05 11:49:02 PM  
I would be proud of that crash.

 
ThrnPhl [TotalFark] 2003-10-05 11:49:42 PM  
/ex-bus driver

 
Rodeodoc 2003-10-05 11:56:38 PM  
Did I sleep in and miss April Fools Day? This is a joke, right? Iowa beat OSU??? Never!... oh, wait... I mean, this fat guy - he's not driving in an emergency because he needs cigarettes, is he really? I need to change my pants I laughed so hard at this loser.

 
Machtyn 2003-10-06 12:43:56 AM  
Hmm, when did emergency situations equal self being drunk? He was only driving to the store for a friend, it just happened that work and a late lunch also happened to come before arriving at the store... I hate drunk people.

 
ZekeMacNeil [TotalFark] 2003-10-06 01:03:37 AM  
I think that's at the corner of Millbrook and Falls of the Neuse, or Millbrook and Six Forks. That's right up the road from where I used to live.

 
Shoop008 2003-10-06 01:04:10 AM  
.09 thats maybe 2 beers in an hour. He probably wasn't drunk. If he can afford the $35,000 for repairs to the store he can afford a cab.

 
NeonDog 2003-10-06 01:24:10 AM  
.09 thats maybe 2 beers in an hour. He probably wasn't drunk. If he can afford the $35,000 for repairs to the store he can afford a cab.

Um.... at that guy's weight, it would take him about 5 or 6 beers to get to that point.

 
legopowa 2003-10-06 01:59:03 AM  
That picture is farking classic.

 
whidbey65 2003-10-06 02:33:22 AM  
*studies pic*

yes, he should be executed as well...

 
robotninja 2003-10-06 04:36:11 AM  


Well, at least he didn't run over Torgo.

 
Anti_Freak_Machine [TotalFark] 2003-10-06 05:28:26 AM  
When my car got broken into the cops took pictures. I posed with it in much better poses than this shmuck.

 
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