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(Marin Independent Journal) Spiffy Women try for breastfeeding record. Men stand close by to sneek a peek   (marinij.com) divider line 51
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icecream75 2003-10-05 11:13:45 PM  
woohoo!!!! boobies!!!!

 
Zippy_da_Midget 2003-10-05 11:14:04 PM  
I like the filter, it makes my comments so applicable in for this article... he he!

 
daredeviltravis 2003-10-05 11:14:16 PM  
coont me in?

 
Zippy_da_Midget 2003-10-05 11:14:46 PM  
Boobies!!! more milk, please.

 
SilverStag [TotalFark] 2003-10-05 11:15:04 PM  
Aw heck, they're using babies. I was all set to volunteer....

 
Zippy_da_Midget 2003-10-05 11:15:47 PM  
Of course, I posted Boobies. I would never write such a word in my Boobiess.

 
Will N. Dowd 2003-10-05 11:16:20 PM  
They try this somewhere every year. Not exciting. But I wouldn't miss it if it were in my town.

 
Eat More Possum [TotalFark] 2003-10-05 11:16:32 PM  
What a shame to waste boobies on babies.

 
dholway [TotalFark] 2003-10-05 11:16:42 PM  
Several babies were overheard asking, "Which one's the orange juice?"

 
Zippy_da_Midget 2003-10-05 11:16:52 PM  
er ... Weeners

/gettin' round der filter.

 
Have You Met Miss Jones 2003-10-05 11:17:57 PM  
I think I know some Raiders fans that could use a good drink, being the babies they are today... hah!

 
Zippy_da_Midget 2003-10-05 11:18:35 PM  
Finally
I figure a way,
Really, to
Successfully get around
The filter.

People
Often think I am of
Superior intellect as a direct result of my
Tremendous brain power.

/no more weenerz

 
daredeviltravis 2003-10-05 11:18:47 PM  
just for a social experiment, im going to try to name as many dirty curse words as i can and see how many get altered when i post them. here it goes:

ass, fark, shiat, piss, coont, whore, slut, dyke, cock, dick, balls, scrotum, motherfarker, titty, asshole, goddammit, crap, biatch, pussy, twat.

admins dont be a playa hater, just messin round

 
LookSir-Droids! 2003-10-05 11:18:56 PM  
Well... la dee FRICKIN dah!

/farley

 
Will N. Dowd 2003-10-05 11:19:14 PM  

 
for me to poop on 2003-10-05 11:21:33 PM  
I wonder why the headline says "women try for breastfeeding record" when the organizer herself says "We know we won't set a record"

?

 
Zippy_da_Midget 2003-10-05 11:22:18 PM  
because they know they have small Boobies.

 
irrazione 2003-10-05 11:24:57 PM  
ugh this is in Marin. That's my area. I haven't even read the article. Should I?

 
demonweasel 2003-10-05 11:29:47 PM  
Who is out there, cracking down on women breastfeeding, yanking infants from the teat and locking the mothers away while the succulent juices still dribble down their shirts?

What exactly defines a "breast-feeding" culture? Lighting candles and shooting them out? What?

 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark] 2003-10-05 11:30:12 PM  

 
ScubaDoo 2003-10-05 11:33:13 PM  
I wasn't properly weened.

 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark] 2003-10-05 11:33:25 PM  
NSFW

 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark] 2003-10-05 11:36:43 PM  

 
deadone 2003-10-05 11:41:41 PM  
someone else hit it!

 
theurge14 2003-10-05 11:43:54 PM  
Marin County? As in ILM, Skywalker Sound, George Lucas? He needs to get down to this place and see how much more beautiful real footage is than CGI.

 
Woodchipper 2003-10-05 11:47:47 PM  
How utterly stupid.

 
AhGodUSmellThat 2003-10-05 11:51:17 PM  
There is nothing sexier than a woman breastfeeding. It's not the boobies, it's the bond of a mother and child. It's even better when she has nice teets.

 
breadpuddingwithoutraisins 2003-10-05 11:52:34 PM  
Children under the age of 5 years old?

Hell, I was drinking JD when I was 2 and repairing CV joints when I was 4.

 
kent_eh 2003-10-05 11:54:49 PM  
For anyone who cares (and since the artical didn't see fit to mention it), the record is 1,130.

 
AhGodUSmellThat 2003-10-05 11:55:37 PM  
breadpuddingwithoutraisins:
When did you start rebuilding trannies?

 
And You Shall Know Our Velocity 2003-10-05 11:57:18 PM  
Did anyone actually look at the picture? Those moms look like mexicans. Those babies aren't getting milk...they're getting salsa.

 
for me to poop on 2003-10-05 11:59:46 PM  
Woodchipper:

don't you mean, UDDERLY?

 
ChubFrog 2003-10-06 12:01:02 AM  
Oops. I thought that was another Arnold Schwarzenegger campaign rally.

 
SimuLord 2003-10-06 12:01:43 AM  
A few comments about breastfeeding:

1) Since the WIC program is a welfare agency, that's less of your tax money that needs to be spent on formula.

2) Speaking of formula, you notice that trade regulations require formula commercials to say "Breast milk is best"?

3) Nothing enhances the bond between mother and child better than the nursing experience, and I've yet to see a reputable study show otherwise.

4) The bond between mother and child is something I, as a man, can only look at and envy...Tim Allen once said that the reason men build tall buildings and other impressive structures is because we can't give birth, so we have to satisfy our urge to create in other ways.

5) OK, I'll sink to the level of discourse of Fark...milk-swollen boobies + women drunk on maternal hormones = MILF.

 
Rodeodoc 2003-10-06 12:03:44 AM  
They didn't report that Arnold the Governator came by and squeezed a few boobies to see if he could get some votes.

 
AhGodUSmellThat 2003-10-06 12:05:40 AM  
SimuLord:
I agree completely, but, why the tirade?

 
Cthulus_Toaster 2003-10-06 12:08:28 AM  
I thought of Me Myself and Irene when I read this article.
/traumatised to this day. remember that scene??

 
SimuLord 2003-10-06 12:17:29 AM  
AhGodUSmellThat

I bet on Pittsburgh tonight. Does that answer your question?

/not good times

 
Unknown_Poltroon [recently expired TotalFark] 2003-10-06 12:17:45 AM  
Sorry, but breastfeeding is probably the one thing involving boobies that isnt a turn on. Kids gotta eat, nothing sexy about that.

 
nytmare 2003-10-06 12:29:38 AM  
Since you don't understand, I'll explain it for you:
It's not the feeding, it's the boobies.

 
zealotnyc 2003-10-06 12:39:36 AM  
SNEAK...SNEAK a peek

 
UPC_Head 2003-10-06 12:43:55 AM  
http://www.photowords.com/Photos/Breast_1228_small.jpg" width="200" height="133">




Verne?

 
UPC_Head 2003-10-06 12:44:45 AM  





Verne?

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2003-10-06 01:02:53 AM  
What's the big deal? I was breastfed until the age of 17. It made for some VERY interesting lunch time trades.

 
poprocksandsoda 2003-10-06 01:11:56 AM  

 
Keith Moon 2003-10-06 02:41:31 AM  
I live in Marin. It's a different world out here.

 
hlx 2003-10-06 08:19:27 AM  
Strange but normal men don't usually find breastfeeding women attractive- It's only the pervs/tennage-boys that seem to think this is somehow sexy.

 
TickleMeElmo 2003-10-06 09:17:16 AM  
Breastfeeding is cool, but not sexy.

Submitter has never seen a typical nursing mom's boob. Definitely not fapping material.

 
skiinstructor 2003-10-06 12:30:57 PM  
Needs the "only in Marin" tag...
brings new meaning to the phrase "confused as a newborn
in a titty bar"...

 
Fark Me To Tears [TotalFark] 2003-10-06 01:51:31 PM  
Connetidork: At roughly two months, his growth and demands for feeding exceeded the ability of his mother, my girlfriend, to produce milk.

C'mon ... admit it ... you were sucking down some for yourself, weren't you?

 
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