They're Ass-Tastic!

umm..okay?

This is a bad thing? How many people out there like Chicken McGristle over actual white meat?

Very assinine indeed.

wait..........

Very bad usage of assinine tag indeed.

wow they're actually going to put MEAT in the chicken nugget?

Whats wrong with skin gristle and leftover "poultry product"? Drown that shiat in enough bbq sauce and msg and fry the buhjeezus out of it, it'll be fine!

putting actual meat in mcdonalds food... thats simply unamerican.

Oh, I was so hoping they would introduce the Veggie Burger. :(

/sarcasm

farking health nuts piss me off. Can't get good popcorn at the movies anymore. Gotta eat the healthy shiat.

Yeah, then they're probably gonna introduce tofu-burgers so that they don't get sued by Ms. Fatty McFat because she can't control her eating habits.

What a dumb marketing move. People who want to live past their fifties don't eat at McDonalds and thus don't care what color the McMeat is today.

Ronald Jeremy

uh...they have a veggie burger.

What you said, Father_Jack. :)

Father_Jack

They do? Never seen it

Burger King does around here, but no McDonalds seem to.

I can't think of anyone I know who eats at McDonald's.

"William Mikel, a University of Kentucky professor and specialist in meat processing and product development, wonders if consumers will reject the new McNuggets the way they rejected Coca Cola's New Coke in the mid-1980s."

This professor has had his 15 minutes of fame.

Imagine that a Professor of Meat Processing with a minor in potato peeling.

Doesnt matter. All the flavor comes from the crispy batter type stuff and the dipping sauce.. Mmmmmm Hot Mustard and Sweet & Sour.... Mmmmm

Anal-leakage, anyone?

demonweasel -

Ewwwww!!!

Now I'm all hungry. Be right back.

/kidding

cot

I remember them from Germany, i know 100% they have them there, they're called the "Gemusemac", or "vegetable-mac".

I dont eat mcdonalds in the states, but i did from time to time in germany (since its the only thing open late at night after a bender in the pubs). Thus, i dont know if they ever released or widely released it in the USA.

spose i could check the website...

Less flavor is better than tasting like shiat, no?

I always thought Wendy's nuggets were white meat. They taste better but for the real greaseball fast-food flavor you can't go wrong with McD's.

I HATE McDonalds!

Ok, so I am going through the drive-thru today...and wait, what is that? You don't take credit cards through drive-thru? GET WITH THE TIMES!

So I have to get out of my car and wait in line for like 10 minutes while smelly kids are crying and spilling ketchup all over the floor. Finally I get to the front and reorder my food. Oh I AM SORRY, move to the side and let other people order their food while we fix our Credit Card swiper....5 minutes later I finally get to swipe the card...and what is this? A $1.75 charge just to use the a farkin debit card? The fries were cold and the burger tasted like crap.

Eat at In and Out or Fatburger.

I eat fat out of I bucket with a ladel. Literally. This story infuriates me!

oh good - glad to see mcdonalds taking the high road health-wise. I am sure they will become the leaders in high fiber, nutritional and vital foods.


/anybody that eats there deserves to be removed from the food chain

cot

They do? Never seen it

Burger King does around here, but no McDonalds seem to.

McDonald's indeed does have one, but I've never seen anyone eating it. It may have something to do with the fact that a friend of mine who tried it once told me it tasted like @ss.

Which only goes to show: Even if they partner with Yves (who make pretty good veggie products), Raunchy Ron can still fark everything up.

hmmm....fries...hmmm...

What exactly is about it?

osiris679 -

In and Out - Yes!!!

coming from a seasoned professional who was a hanburger engineer at McDonalds for 2 and a half years i can honestly say, McDonalds blows goat nuts.

I'm sure the McNuggets will still taste like cardboard, anyway. That's what the sauce is for.

and then serves them in their chicken nuggets

Yeah keep eating your fat food, fatties.
But it's sooooooooooooooo good! But I can't eat it cause then I'll get fat... but it's soooooo good!

Less flavor?

For a McNugget? Is that even possible?

All this talk is making me hungry. Too bad there isn't a McDonalds close by....

osiris679 -

To elaborate, I mentioned In and Out burgers because I miss California. Been stuck in the waste that is called Texas for too long now.

Our McDonald's had the all white meat nuggets this summer...they still taste like shiat.

as did our mcdonalds

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g026r

That's odd - i dont go there that often but i'm sure i've never seen one there (and I've definitely looked)

I'd have thought that the SF bay area would be one of the best markets to sell them in, but maybe I haven't been in enough to find one that sells them.

The BK ones aren't bad. They taste like gardenburgers.

I for one welcome our new Chicken McNugget overlords.

/waaay overdone joke

Didn't they just introduce new nuggets recently?

Spinstopper: My friend lives in Texas and craves for In and Out all the time. My fav. is animal style! :)

SpinStopper

What do you think made me think of that? Mmmmmmm, dinner...

it's so pathetic that, after 40 or so years, they're using semi-real food in their products..actually, have they EVER used real meat? i can't eat fast food for shiat anymore. this world is so artificial. shoot me now. (i'll probably end up as soylent green, but what the hell)..

Blubble

asinine [ ssn n ]

adjective

1. ridiculous: utterly ridiculous or lacking sense


2. like an ass: relating to or resembling an ass


[15th century. From Latin asininus , from asinus ass.]


asininely adverb
asininity [ ssn nntee ] noun

How about Big Kahuna burger

"May i have a bite of your tasty burger"
"mmm, this is a tasty burger"
"may i have a drink of your tasty beverage to wash this down"

Feh, that's some nasty crap! Who eat's at Mcd's anyway?

Forget about the food at McDonald's, have you seen some of the people working there...

*Shudders*

I just got done eating a McDonald's double cheeseburger. They're not that bad but they do make me fart like a bastard for a few hours. What's nasty is the Big Mac and it's 'secret sauce' DAMN that sauce is disgusting. BTW, if you're feeling adventurous, try a Wendy's triple. I've yet to be able to finish one of those bad boys. Not nasty, just too friggin' much meat.

I feel a Burt coming on.... buuuurrRRT. Aaaahhhhhhh

I'm sure they'll taste just fine...what won't be fine is what they are likely to jack the price up to now that they are using better ingredients....

--h