Step 2 is make raison wine.

I Shot a man who exposed himself to a bunch of children in Reno, just to watch him die.

everything is funny when related to underpants gnomes

Step 4: Crush Testicles

if i got counseling every time i saw a scary, unshaved penis, i would have a lot of counseling...

Bus drivers description: He was a small bald wrinkley amputee, possibly missing one eye.

/oh you mean what did the person look like.

1. Make up lame, cliched headline.

2. ????

3. Get posted on Fark


Not that I'm biatching. I don't post at all.

I bet the counseling they were given afterwards was more harmful than what they saw!

So that's what happened to Eric Estrada.

Poncharella??

Shadowin -

I can hear it now...

Counselor: Now tell me, is this what you saw?
*zip*

Profit? I dont get it.

Terrible headline.

Now really, who hasn't done this a time or two in their youth?

Agreed. Why does this need counseling? This is not a peer death or anything. The counselors would just be helping the kids remember.

You know, if people were more open about the human body we wouldn't have these problems. Why are people so worried about covering themselves? About Hiding their "shame"? What is so wrong with the human body? Both the male and female form are beautiful machines that should not be covered up.

Plus, if everyone was naked there would be no more fat people. Who would be fat when people would constantly see how ugly they are? And if there were fat people they would be so ridiculed that they would never go outside of their homes.

I am not condoning exposure to children, but I think that the view of nakedness being bad is more harmful.

2nd and Kuenzli. Huh huh. What were they expecting in that neighborhood? Barney the freakin' dinosaur?

For those of you unfamiliar with Reno, that district of town is full to the brim with cheap strip dives and bars where you see people shiat-blotto at 11 in the morning.

Kids should be trained to point and laugh at these losers, and then run for the nearest cop.

/feh nothin'

go cubbies

Clever Dan

You wouldn't happen to be trying to justify something, would you?

ScottMpls

That'd do it. The guy would prolly never do it again, and the kids would feel empowered against wackos.

I don't see what the big deal is, this is how I always got dates. Little girls are more easily impressed.

if you don't get it then you obviously don't watch south park............
/got nothin

....full to the brim with cheap strip dives and bars where you see people shiat-blotto at 11 in the morning

Sounds like all of Reno to me.

Um.. the headline was the most interesting part of this story. gee thanks for wasting 2 minutes of my life.

Next week, on Reno 911...

mailpuppy

Your reading efficiency needs some work. With a little speed reading you'll only waste a mere 30 seconds per useless fark article.

LilMuffinBoy

Not all of Reno. Just most of it. Once you get more than about a mile from the casinos, the neighborhoods improve.

Once you get more than about a mile from the casinos....

Ahh, I see.

/degenerate gambler

I used to live about 40 miles from reno, and visited frequently, and that place blows ass. Maybe the neighborhoods are nicer, but I think I've seen a pretty big chunk of it.

Counselor: What you saw was BAD! The penis is a terrible thing that should never be shown to anyone EVER!

Boy: I'm never going into the bathroom again.

Girl: I want to be a lesbian when I grow up.

The children needed counseling!!?? WTF?
Only in America.
"Watch out for the evil penis children!!"

+ =

Suburban Cowboy - wonderful remark.

One more try...
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The children were reportedly placed into counseling by the school principal shortly after the incident occurred.

Okay, children. This man showed you his bad place. Can we all say "bad place?"

GOOD!

2003-10-05 10:33:05 PM DeadBaby
if i got counseling every time i saw a scary, unshaved penis, i would have a lot of counseling...


unshaved?

not eric estrada...benicio del toro!

Oh, who hasn't exposed himself to a bus full of schoolchildren, I mean for fark's sake, are we supposed to be Puritans or something?

JEEZ THEY DID CLONE ERIC ESTRADA!?!?!?!?!?!
/apocalypse NOW not Later!

I wonder waht he said before he exposed himself...

Was he like "Heh Heh Heh You Kiddies wanna see my big beef burrrrrittto?!"

Is this a local penis or is he just visiting?

I bet his face was scarier to them than his penis.

lazymojo he actually said:
"SEE what your country has done to me stupid gringos!!?!?!?"

I must agree with Clever Dan on this one. The reaction of the adults is gonna do much more damage, long term, than seeing this guys peter. Better get used to those therapy sessions kids.