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(Sports by Brooks) Spiffy Derek Jeter's new girlfriend is a "talent director" for nudie magazine   (sportsbybrooks.com) divider line 62
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Eeek [TotalFark] 2003-09-24 07:43:03 AM  
Ooooooooo!

 
PaulKellyTripplehornJr 2003-09-24 10:14:16 AM  
Ahhhhhhhh?!

 
Analog_Kid [TotalFark] 2003-09-24 10:37:29 AM  
Jeter? Yeah, and I farked her too.

 
Quick1 2003-09-24 11:25:10 AM  
GIS reveals nothing on Erica Mondor.

 
MysticSavage 2003-09-24 12:47:20 PM  
Jeter still sucks.

 
swaghost 2003-09-24 12:48:24 PM  
I bet she directs the talent to their locker room after games. I wish I knew a talent "director".

 
billeguerriero 2003-09-24 12:50:04 PM  
"Jeter still sucks."

I second that...what a drunk yank-hole

 
crackpot 2003-09-24 12:52:08 PM  
"Okay, now squeeze your talent together... a little more... nice, perfect. Give your talent a little pinch... nice... very nice."

 
vandamm78 2003-09-24 12:53:17 PM  
Way to go Jeter ! ooooah ooooah ... better wear a condom dude.

 
Bigtimmy 2003-09-24 12:54:42 PM  
yknow, even Jeff Gordon, Tom Cruise and Elton john were "married"....Jeff even had a "mistress" to help him out.

/isnt spellinG it out Anymore than necessarY

 
frauderizethis 2003-09-24 12:54:44 PM  
Please...someone....pictures....

 
ScottMpls 2003-09-24 12:57:03 PM  
They still have pron in magazines?

/scratches head

 
vandamm78 2003-09-24 12:57:03 PM  
How do you afford 3 nights eating out, two nights out on the town, two nights just carousing with your friends, and a private island in the Caribean for $23,000 a day?

/thats it Jeter your fired! No your not fired, I'm just kinda hungry.

 
NibbleNutz 2003-09-24 12:57:26 PM  
One would think that in order to be a "Talent Director" said person would have to have demonstrated "talent" in that field previously.
Get a jimmy first dude.
*/slut

 
safeinsane 2003-09-24 12:59:22 PM  
It must be nice to:

- Be in your 20s and have a handful of World Series rings
- Have shaitloads of money
- Have a girlfriend that is a "talent agent" for a nudie magazine

Why must I be a damned writer?!?!

/sticks the "No Funeral" sign on his back and places head in oven...

 
Barbara20 2003-09-24 12:59:29 PM  
I bet the Yankee fans pray that he practices safe sex.

 
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color [TotalFark] 2003-09-24 01:01:51 PM  
I actually work with this girl

 
sqeakykane 2003-09-24 01:02:17 PM  
I think Bigtimmy is on to something... but I won't beat around the bush...

Yankees Suck
Jeter Swallows

 
mr_bastard 2003-09-24 01:03:28 PM  
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color & I work with this gril!!

 
Cardinal [TotalFark] 2003-09-24 01:03:30 PM  
That's it. I'm getting a Visa card.

 
celts 2003-09-24 01:04:55 PM  
Just as long as he shows up to destroy the Red Sox's again!

 
vandamm78 2003-09-24 01:05:07 PM  
hey squeakykane,

Yankees 98-59

Jeters batting .323

GO YANKS!

 
skinink 2003-09-24 01:07:59 PM  
Sounds like he finally got over that little Mariah Carey dating episode.

 
Bigtimmy 2003-09-24 01:08:10 PM  
ah sqeakykane, another transplanted Red Sox fan living in shiatorida....nice to have ya!

 
sqeakykane 2003-09-24 01:12:08 PM  
Bigtimmy... good to be here..

I think...

ok I think, what the heck did I get myself into, but that is another story...

The point being... Jeter still swallows!!

 
ESH 2003-09-24 01:12:14 PM  
Good for him. I'd rather be with the "talent", myself.

 
Zylon 2003-09-24 01:14:34 PM  
Why exactly should care?

 
traAckbar 2003-09-24 01:18:31 PM  
How can he afford that?


/visa commercial

 
Ishkur 2003-09-24 01:20:00 PM  
new men's magazine, eh? I bet I could apply to be a writer, and win.

 
AnthraxRipple [TotalFark] 2003-09-24 01:20:33 PM  
Actually, Jeter does a little gargling first...

 
AlgertMan 2003-09-24 01:24:25 PM  
::whips out visa::

OH!

 
eraser8 2003-09-24 01:24:27 PM  
You gotta be kidding. Everyone knows who Jeter's real "girlfriend" is:


 
HoosierDaddy 2003-09-24 01:27:27 PM  
KALAMAZOO REPRESENT.

maybe that's why he sucks....b/c she does too.

 
ElwoodCuse 2003-09-24 01:37:14 PM  
If Derek Jeter played for the Brewers or something like that no one would give two shiats about him.

 
SamHandwich 2003-09-24 01:40:05 PM  
Isn't this magazine another Maxim rip-off?

Baseball is the g-word.

 
liverback 2003-09-24 01:41:27 PM  
Those commercial actors get all the girls.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2003-09-24 01:42:21 PM  
Derek Jeter is a winner through and through and a reason for Yankee fans to be proud. And anyone who thinks he sucks or is overrated, no A.L. shortstop has a better batting average. Or more rings.

 
Loose_Stool 2003-09-24 01:43:15 PM  
Jeter? I didn't even know her!

 
caknbalz 2003-09-24 01:50:38 PM  
so am i, if you count consistant masturbator as talent director...

 
I_Hate_Stupid_People 2003-09-24 01:50:57 PM  
$23,000 a day is insane!

/Yankee Hater ... Go Reds (next year)

 
caknbalz 2003-09-24 01:51:12 PM  
i direct my talent all over the page

 
bisonman 2003-09-24 01:54:10 PM  
Yeadon_Earl:
though I could be wrong, I will venture that 'tears' refers to the pinup aspect of the photos in order to give her a pass.

HOWEVER...

*MUST BRING COMPA CARDS AND BOOKS OR YOU WILL NOT BE SEEN*

Photo's include clothing and tastfull nudity!

COMPA CARDS?
Photo's??
Tastfull???

If that's an example of what we can expect from the copy editors of DREAM, I can't wait for the following headlines:

**see nakef pic's of drew barrimoore!
**do you like sex? find out insido...
**why alagerbra is osoo lame!
**your a dikhead!

 
bisonman 2003-09-24 02:01:57 PM  
Just for fun, I looked up the model's definition for 'tears', and found:

Tear Sheets - Pages from magazines or other printed matter featuring the image in circulation (as opposed to prints from photographers). Tearsheets are used as proof that a model has experience and the ability to work well. Also called tears.

Either way, your post was funny, Yeadon.

 
Eskimo50 2003-09-24 02:21:57 PM  
Diggin' the grave, I got it made!

 
loudmouthsoup 2003-09-24 02:27:35 PM  
That is a terrible name for a men's magazine. Of course, I would have thought "Playboy" was just as ridiculous until its name was established. I guess you could say that I have no point.

 
Azz 2003-09-24 02:34:47 PM  
I thought jeter was gay. Observe:







Living proof... :)

GO RED SOX!!!

 
zippythechimp 2003-09-24 02:37:43 PM  
Jeter? I hardly even knew her.

 
billeguerriero 2003-09-24 02:41:26 PM  
"Just as long as he shows up to destroy the Red Sox's again!"

Red Sox's?...the hobbit won't destroy me preciouss red sox's!

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2003-09-24 02:43:57 PM  
Derek Jeter is a winner through and through and a reason for Yankee fans to be proud. And anyone who thinks he sucks or is overrated, no A.L. shortstop has a better batting average. Or more rings.

Jeter is good, no doubt, and he currently has a better batting average than any shortstop in the AL. However, Nomar Garciaparra and Alex Rodriguez have lapped him in RBIs (52 RBIs in 114 games for the Yankees? Not impressive.) and stolen bases, and A-Rod has 47 home runs to Jeter's 10 (Nomar has 26). Granted, Jeter missed quite a few games, but when you look at on-base percentage plus slugging, A-Rod is at a Bonds-esque .993 while Jeter is at .844. His offensive numbers peaked in 1999, and he has been slowly descending since (slightly up this year from last, but still down overall), when a lot of players are heading into their most productive years. And as for fielding, Jeter is near the bottom of the league compared to all other AL shortstops in fielding percentage, and is average when it comes to errors.

Jeter is good, and you should be happy with him as your shortstop, but he is by no means the premier shortstop in the league. He's a very good hitter for average, but an average fielder at best.

And as for the rings? Yes he has them, but do you think there aren't a number of shortstops who would have those rings if they played shortstop for the Yankees instead of Jeter?

 
billeguerriero 2003-09-24 02:46:46 PM  
"Jeters batting .323"

Bill Mueller is batting .327

Watch out yank-holes, don't choke on the Twinkies.

 
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