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(guy and a girl) Amusing These should be standard equipment in most Farkers' homes   (esultant.com) divider line 65
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vegasj 2003-08-17 05:03:06 PM  
not at $100ea.

 
Zoobtro 2003-08-17 05:28:14 PM  
Blowjobs. (/w nibbling)

 
Just_Another_Arsehole 2003-08-17 05:36:54 PM  
you'd need to use a straw in order to use it with minimal spillage - spillage make Drews baby cry.

 
ricardomontalban 2003-08-17 05:42:26 PM  
I just use a bucket.

 
Smookyfufu 2003-08-17 06:40:38 PM  
A stupid ass giant wine glass. It's really not worth it to go.. you're not missing much.

 
GreenApple 2003-08-17 07:12:04 PM  
You know, you could the exact same things at Michael's craft store or Joanne Etc. craft store for $15-20.

 
Halah 2003-08-17 07:38:52 PM  
Is this a paid ad?

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2003-08-17 08:16:38 PM  
my spoon is too big

 
Mechagimpy [TotalFark] 2003-08-17 08:19:18 PM  
My anus is bleeding.

 
TotallyFarkedDude 2003-08-17 08:20:16 PM  
Why not just stick a hose in the bottle and shove it down your throat?

 
CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2003-08-17 08:20:33 PM  
or you could just drink it straight out of the bottle...

 
VolkOU 2003-08-17 08:21:14 PM  
?

 
Sinatra 2003-08-17 08:21:20 PM  
Ring-a-ding-ding!

 
Sidi 2003-08-17 08:21:32 PM  
You know, if I could drink 13 bottles of wine at one sitting, then maybe I would buy one of those things.

This would just be another thing to dust. Throwing in a bottle or two would just look silly, and if you put in more it would just go bad before you could drink it.

 
El_Swino 2003-08-17 08:21:47 PM  
So you swill out of one and vomit into...another one?

These are just silly. Get a normal glass, go back for refills. The majority of the booze stays safe, and you don't look like a knob. Everybody wins.

 
TDonaghe 2003-08-17 08:22:36 PM  
Wine??!!! For Farkers???

Bring on the Giant BEER STEINS!!!

 
FredGarvin 2003-08-17 08:27:15 PM  
If you would like to get your product seen over 1 million times in under 48 hours:
Please E-Mail Webmaster (at) eSultant.com

Or just bribe an admin to get your link posted on fark.
Guaranteed to crash your server if you pay for the optional boobies tag.

 
ggargett 2003-08-17 08:28:05 PM  
I have no friends. I need one of these. Hell, one of each! Yeah, then I'd be popular.

 
timefactor 2003-08-17 08:28:18 PM  
This image will be in my nightmares.

 
timefactor 2003-08-17 08:29:15 PM  
Um, this, unfetchable, image:
http://esultant.com/DSC01444.JPG

 
Rat [TotalFark] 2003-08-17 08:29:55 PM  
no, they shouldn't...they'd just get filled with pennies and thus, would force the US gubmint to produce more ass-pennies thinking that we need more, but what we really need are NO pennies whatsoever.

/check your desk drawer, people, and if there are pennies, send them to me for cleansing and reissuance

 
hogans 2003-08-17 08:30:41 PM  
To hell with Bonsai Kittens, I'm gonna make my own Bonsai Doberman!

 
kabar 2003-08-17 08:32:03 PM  
uh.....riiiight

1) wtf approved this?
and
2) these same bob-damned things are available at walmart for $10.

Novelty shiat isnt as amusing when it costs a lot of money.

 
Firefox 2003-08-17 08:32:05 PM  
I think you guys are missing the point. These are obviously targeted towards large events, parties, etc. as a novelty, not as a practical glass.

That being said, the comment about links like this getting approved and great links getting ignored is valid. But I guess it just depends on the mod's mood.

 
micah 2003-08-17 08:35:35 PM  
If you would like to get your product seen over 1 million times in under 48 hours:
Please E-Mail Webmaster (at) eSultant.com

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2003-08-17 08:35:53 PM  
Imagine filling one of these up with 13 bottles of wine.

Do you think that stem is going to support 13 bottles of wine? Especially if someone tries to lift it by the stem at an angle?

Make sure your hospitalization is paid up for your next party.

 
biffstertim 2003-08-17 08:37:34 PM  
Yep, about 13 bottles is about what it would take to make her looks okay.

 
SimuLord 2003-08-17 08:38:50 PM  
I am in absolute agreement with GEAH. If you can get advertising posted as main-page news, then why does Fark even HAVE classifieds? Seems to me they're a waste of money.

Yes, I know "it's not news, it's Fark", but there's a point where it grows absurd.

Side note: Can we get a farking Boobies link, please? It's been too long since the last one.

 
kabar 2003-08-17 08:39:04 PM  
ok...aside from teh fact the same thing can be had at WalMart/Michaels/BigLots/wherever for under $20, just based on the douchebags pictured on the website, I would never purchase one of those. Just look at those losers. Sweet Jebus.

 
Forsythe P. Jones [TotalFark] 2003-08-17 08:40:17 PM  
The pics of the drunks are funny,though. ;)

 
IronChefRichmond 2003-08-17 08:40:36 PM  
worst link evar

 
Ticket 2003-08-17 08:41:32 PM  

ze glass, it does nothing!!

 
BigG 2003-08-17 08:46:31 PM  
Q: Why Are These People So Happy?

A: Because they're farking wasted?

 
Fnord 2003-08-17 08:50:56 PM  
Why would I be interested in miniature wine bottles?

 
InternetSecurityGuard 2003-08-17 08:52:22 PM  
Daymn.

 
HeartBurnKid 2003-08-17 08:52:41 PM  
This would make an interesting punchbowl at my next party. A nice conversation piece, too.

Then again, I'd just go to someplace like Big Lots and get it a hell of a lot cheaper.

 
Stripe 2003-08-17 08:57:41 PM  
I would get a wine glass like that and keep a beta fish in it.

 
RingToll 2003-08-17 08:59:24 PM  
It's adolescent attitudes like this that brought the drinking age back to 21 and are keeping it there. Enjoy!

 
infornography 2003-08-17 08:59:56 PM  

If you get this, you rock. And yes, I know I can't draw for shiat.

 
Forsythe P. Jones [TotalFark] 2003-08-17 08:59:58 PM  
Just to keep peace with our fellow Farkers,I'll admit it was our submit. But we weren't thinking "plug" or anything like that,really. We just liked the goofy pics. Jan ran across it at Weirdlinks so I submitted it. Now I've come clean,dish it out,I can take it. Sorry,guys,just thought it was funny. ;)

 
elite-mrp 2003-08-17 09:01:51 PM  
Can someone say bukkake?

 
ObscureRef 2003-08-17 09:04:20 PM  
Ha ha ha.

A giant wine glass.

Ha ha ha.

 
stew_pidasso 2003-08-17 09:09:43 PM  
Ticket
i'd hit it..

wow a $100 asshat, can i try it on?

 
LeftySkywalker 2003-08-17 09:10:30 PM  
"If you would like to get your product seen over 1 million times in under 48 hours: Please E-Mail Webmaster (at) eSultant.com"

Pish, and furthermore, tosh.

 
MorePeasPlease 2003-08-17 09:10:47 PM  
It'd make one hell of a glass harp!
You know, where you wet the rim and circle it with your finger?

(not that, you dirty-minded farkers)

 
MR. MOM 2003-08-17 09:25:03 PM  
Forsythe P. Jones,
No problem! Not YOUR fault it got posted. You thought it was funny, so you submitted it. Period. Of course, in my opinion, it is worthless and a waste of time. But, most importantly, the fact that it got posted is exactly the reason I no longer submit shiat!
Who the heck decides what gets posted?
Whoever it is, they have their head up their a$$!

 
Forsythe P. Jones [TotalFark] 2003-08-17 09:26:44 PM  
I guess there is a stigma connected to one's unlucky 13th post on Fark. Hehe.

 
deadzebra 2003-08-17 09:28:36 PM  
inforn: hahaa very nice.. doesn't matter if you can't draw, thats what it takes to match don's style.

 
redbo 2003-08-17 09:40:45 PM  
"Why are these people so ugly?"

 
Argh_Dammit [recently expired TotalFark] 2003-08-17 10:00:15 PM  
more shiat for my garage sale - but I would lose about $99 on the resale for useless shiat like this.

 
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