Anchor not working? Someone's jerking your chain.

/nothing but boobies on this one.

what just happened to that hampster dance link? besides crashing my broswer?

Oops.

Is it really THAT difficult to get a system consisting of a big block of metal, some length of chain, and a big motor to work properly? Come on folks.... you're just not trying anymore.

C'mon, just chain the engine block from an old Ford to the deck and throw it overboard. Voila.

/gm and chrysler also acceptable

"Titanic surrenders?"

Worst use of cliche evar.

Is that a lot of money for a ferry? Seems cheap to me.

Welcome to Britain Nothing Works.

broken anchor:

<A name="coruisk"

/geek

Why not tie a rope to one of the Baldwin brothers and throw them overboard?

rodeodoc
Why not tie a rope to one of the Baldwin brothers and throw them overboard?

Too much hot air.

Rodeodoc: Why not tie a rope to one of the Baldwin brothers and throw them overboard?

Why not tie the rope to all 4(?) of the brothers?

Why not tie a rope to one of the Baldwin brothers and throw them overboard?

Why not tie the rope to all 4(?) of the brothers?

Why waste a rope?

And also.......




Yar!

Just tear off one of the letters from the side of the ship, tie on a rope and voila! instant anchor!

Aaaarrhhh! Ya call THAT an anchor?

this one should read...meanwhile...still no cure for cancer

i thought the scottish suppose to be good with ships? hence mr. scott, the miracle worker.

If it's not Scottish....It's crrrap!

ust in case someone has a burning curiosity, "RMT union" stands for Rail, Maritime, and Transport.

Why not tie a rope to one of the Baldwin brothers and throw them overboard?

because shiat floats.

"Hey! You scratched my anchor!"

How does an anchor not work? Did it float?

Wydok, *High Five!* I got the book AND the PC game! Woo Hoo!

What the hell is a ""

it won't let me post that little L looking symbol. Anyways, what the hell is that?

"Welcome to All Things Scottish. If it's not Scottish... it's CRAP!"

Come rede me, dame, come tell me, dame,
My dame come tell me truly,
What length o' graith, when weel ca'd hame
Will sair a woman duly?
The carlin clew her wanton tail,
Her wanton tail sae ready
I learn'd a sang in Annandale,
Nine inch will please a lady.
But for a koontrie coont like mine,
In sooth, we're nae sae gentle;
We'll tak tway thumb-bread to the nine,
And that's a sonsy p-ntle:
O Leeze me on my Charlie lad,
I'll ne'er forget my Charlie!
Tway roarin handfu's and a daud,
He nidge't it in fu' rarely.

But weary fa' the laithron doup,
And may it ne'er be thrivin!
It's no the length that maks me loup
But it's the double drivin.
Come nidge me, Tam, come nidge me, Tam,
Come nidge me o'er the nyvel!
Come lowse and lug your battering ram,
And thrash him at my gyvel!

And in other news, someone leaves his car in the garage because the emergency brake is stuck.

/this story made it out of TotalFark?

If its anything like this ship, I have a canoe thats bigger...

http://www.shipsofcalmac.co.uk/ships.asp?vessel=coruisk

I doubt the Titanic ever got to use its anchor- it went from Liverpool to Southampton and then crossed the Atlantic? Somewhere at the bottom of the ocean is a perfectly good, unused anchor- what a tragedy...

It was made in Devon, England.
Explains everything.