This is a gratuitous GRATUITOUS redhead thread...and I want in

Why do feminists hate women beer?

limbaugh may be a deaf, Viagra pill popping, Dominican Republic boy diddling ingrate; but he did get something right -

The feminist movement was created to allow ugly women access to the mainstream of society.

imbrial: This is a gratuitous GRATUITOUS redhead thread

Did someone say redhead thread?

I'll take a pint of the redhead.

The ad in question (modified for decency, you godless fornicating heathens):

The feminists say there is no connection between beer and naked women

really?

I think it was an advert for boobs, I mean, BEER.
a BEER AD
that's the ticket
more boobs, I MEAN, BEER please
two titties of, dammit, two tankards of beer please

" the Croatian Times reports. "

WTF? Croatian Times? I'm feeling global today so uhh ok.

And yes.. Feminists hate attractive women. They really hate attractive women that get naked.

Which is so different from men. Fat ugly men don't hate guys like me that have 20 year old girlfriends.. They don't even notice because they have their head buried in WoW.

Conclusion: We need a feminist version of WoW.

xynix: "Fat ugly men don't hate guys like me that have 20 year old girlfriends.. They don't even notice because they have their head buried in WoW.

Or we make lots of money to attract hot 20 year-old girlfriends, in certain parts of whom we bury our heads (if you know what I'm saying).

Conclusion: We need a feminist version of WoW.

Not disputing this part.

Also:



(hot, unlike the beer)

Hirter brewers in Micheldorf claim the billboards only depict three self-confident beer drinkers.

The fact that they all like drinking their beer while naked is entirely coincidental.

/hot

Dead for Tax Reasons: The feminists say there is no connection between beer and naked women

really?

Yes, for me it's Scotch.

Sex sells. News at eleven.

FTFA: The advertisements which feature a curvy blonde, redhead and brunette holding glasses of beer that match their hair color has feminist leaders claiming the ads are sexist and demanding that be banned

Press: "Sir, any comment on the feminists demanding a ban on your ad?"
PR rep: "Sure. I think it's ridiculous that anyone is paying any attention to those attention whores. Seriously. Who cares what they think? The women in the ad are gorgeous and the beer is delicious. If they can't appreciate that, then we don't want their business."

"Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising."

- Mark Twain

Somebody sounds fat.

So, who's Fark handle alt is now Hirter Fasstypen?

Meh, I'm a femenist. These things are about equality dammit!! Its not that I hate ads like this sexualizing women, I just want more ads sexualizing men. If you're gonna put up a billboard with naked women I want one with naked men.

/Mmmm naked men...
//I'll be in my bunk

Hirter? I damn near killed her!

Have all three bathed and brought to my chambers.

futalfufu: If you're gonna put up a billboard with naked women I want one with naked men.

Now that's just silly.

Hirter brewers in Micheldorf claim the billboards only depict three self-confident beer drinkers.

Ladies, I dunno about you, but I'd much rather look at these "self-confident beer drinkers" than some of the ones we have in the good old USA =P

/insert image of fat redneck naked beer drinking guy

The feminists say there is no connection between the beer and naked women...

Throw in a muscle car and it would be everyman's dream date.

The feminists say there is no connection between the beer and naked women

Probably not these three women in the ad, but if those "feminists" ever want to get laid... by a man at least... it'll take a helluva lotta beer!

"....that the women have been used just to "sexualize" the brews."

Yeah, and your point?

futalfufu: Meh, I'm a femenist. These things are about equality dammit!! Its not that I hate ads like this sexualizing women, I just want more ads sexualizing men. If you're gonna put up a billboard with naked women I want one with naked men.

/Mmmm naked men...
//I'll be in my bunk



You have not thought your clever plan through, have you?

VictorOfBorge: The feminists say there is no connection between the beer and naked women

Probably not these three women in the ad, but if those "feminists" ever want to get laid... by a man at least... it'll take a helluva lotta beer!

I'm going to have to dispute this one. I'm pretty sure if one of those feminist said in the most biatchy way possible "Who wants a free quick lay with no strings?", they'd find plenty of options. Maybe not good options, but plenty of them.

TheManofPA: VictorOfBorge: The feminists say there is no connection between the beer and naked women

Probably not these three women in the ad, but if those "feminists" ever want to get laid... by a man at least... it'll take a helluva lotta beer!

I'm going to have to dispute this one. I'm pretty sure if one of those feminist said in the most biatchy way possible "Who wants a free quick lay with no strings?", they'd find plenty of options. Maybe not good options, but plenty of them.

Yeah, you're probably right... especially if Marines are in town and they're having a "Go ugly, early" night!

Stanfan114: futalfufu: Meh, I'm a femenist. These things are about equality dammit!! Its not that I hate ads like this sexualizing women, I just want more ads sexualizing men. If you're gonna put up a billboard with naked women I want one with naked men.

/Mmmm naked men...
//I'll be in my bunk



You have not thought your clever plan through, have you?

Fine, a comparable billboard with hot guys. Damn you, getting all technical on me.

And those guys aren't that bad they look pretty normal, I've seen a lot worse*

*that is not a challenge

worst. redhead thread. evar.

Which beer is Large Marge advertising?

Please tell me I'm no the only one seeing that.

As a female liberal-ish person, I have no idea what "feminist" means or stands for anymore, and I really don't care. Never have. Do I hate attractive women? Nope. Do I reserve the right to hate biatches of any level of attractiveness? Yup.

/cheerfully average

Why do ugly women always have to cockblock? We need to take a squadron of wingmen into feminist country and just cut our losses and pray for collateral damage.

futalfufu: Stanfan114: futalfufu: Meh, I'm a femenist. These things are about equality dammit!! Its not that I hate ads like this sexualizing women, I just want more ads sexualizing men. If you're gonna put up a billboard with naked women I want one with naked men.

/Mmmm naked men...
//I'll be in my bunk



You have not thought your clever plan through, have you?

Fine, a comparable billboard with hot guys. Damn you, getting all technical on me.

And those guys aren't that bad they look pretty normal, I've seen a lot worse*

*that is not a challenge


Challenge Accepted

Not every feminist is laughable.
Only the ugly ones, who try to compensate.

The intelligent ones,
Have since long understood.

That, maybe, all their power reside.
In the stupidity -- of manhood.

/ There's nothing as cruel as two women between themselves.
// Little chicks I call them.

Probably not these three women in the ad, but if those "feminists" ever want to get laid... by a man at least... it'll take a helluva lotta beer!

lol, right. All a woman needs to do if she wants to get laid is hit a bar and announce the fact. A lot of men don't care what she looks like, as long as she is putting out.

You have not thought your clever plan through, have you?

Bah! You got good looking naked women, now we want good looking naked men. Like she said, we want equality.

"....that the women have been used just to "sexualize" the brews."
Yeah, and your point?

This. If showing a picture of a penis made women buy things, there would be penises on everything.

Accepted:

xynix: " the Croatian Times reports. "

WTF? Croatian Times? I'm feeling global today so uhh ok.

And yes.. Feminists hate attractive women. They really hate attractive women that get naked.

Which is so different from men. Fat ugly men don't hate guys like me that have 20 year old girlfriends.. They don't even notice because they have their head buried in WoW.

Conclusion: We need a feminist version of WoW.

It's called collecting cats or longaberger

After seeing the offensive ad for myself, I'd like to buy the ladies a drink.

I sense a SAVAG disturbance in the force coming from Austria.

Feminists are asinine, nuff said

NotARocketScientist: This. If showing a picture of a penis made women buy things, there would be penises on everything.

there isnt already?

I'll take the brunette or the redhead, and you can have the beer

TheManofPA: Accepted:

I said it wasn't a challenge! You're focusing on the wrong thing. What we need in this thread is more eye candy for all.

futalfufu: Meh, I'm a femenist. These things are about equality dammit!! Its not that I hate ads like this sexualizing women, I just want more ads sexualizing men. If you're gonna put up a billboard with naked women I want one with naked men.

/Mmmm naked men...
//I'll be in my bunk

be careful what you ask for, sine you didn't specify, i assume fat guys are ok?

FTFA: "The feminists say there is no connection between the beer and naked women,"

FAIL! Before I got married I almost never got a woman naked when beer was not involved.

The women in that advert were beautiful, got paid, and most importantly: Had their pictures taken willingly. Fark those feminist biatches.