This happened in Oklahoma?



I kid.

Better pic of said cheerleader, Squeeeee!

Strapless dress? Did anything 'pop out' when she tackled the guy?

I coulda sworn we had this exact same headline yesterday. Deja vu?

From TFA: "If I would have thought about it, I probably wouldn't have done it."

Ugggghhh. Why do so many people have so much trouble forming this kind of conditional correctly? It's quite simple: If something HAD happened, something else WOULD HAVE happened.

"If I would have..." makes no sense. It's down there with "I should of..."

Grrrr...

/that's right. Girl did a good job, so all that is left to criticize is her grammar
//grammar nazis of the thread, UNITE!

That guy is gonna be popular in prison when the other inmates find out he got taken down by a 16 yr old girl.

That's life on the hellmouth.

They'll force her to live in Detroit. Where is the [sad] for this article?

As if the Lions could afford someone with actual talent.

That is farking awesome! Good for her!

I'm fapping all over the place.

Damn she's hot. I'd tackle that repeatedly. Does she like it rough?

/I will not have a seat over there
/I'm in love!

Meet a cheerleader busy-body who tumbles tattles, cheers gets all up in people's business, boosts school spirit boosts nosy pains in the ass, and catches criminals too.

there

I'm sure the thief wasn't feeling cheerful.

fappity faptastic

/16 is legal in her state
//her "state" being total hotness

I want to have her babbys.

So that's an upgrade, right?

"Take a good long look!"

FTA: She was at the mall talking to her mother on her cell phone when suddenly a man started running her way.

"I was like, 'Hang on Mom,' and I put the phone down. When he got close to me, I just got in his way and grabbed him and he kept trying to run so I just slammed him on the ground."

The way they've told it she just knocked a guy to the ground because he was running, then by chance found out he was a shoplifter.

Sounds like a fantasy I used to have

/lucky bastard

CraicBaby: That guy is gonna be popular in prison when the other inmates find out he got taken down by a 16 yr old girl.

A 16yr old cheerleading girl.

That's a win some/lose some situation right there.

I get to see the crappy commercials before the video, but then nothing.

To the Farker watching the cheerleader video repeatedly... tying up the queue... stop it! I wanna see some tacklin'.

Cynthia Rothrock would have stopped the thief with a spinning heel kick to his face! This young "tumbler" is no Cynthia Rothrock. For that, she should apologize.

brainiac-dumdum: Meet a cheerleader busy-body who tumbles tattles, cheers gets all up in people's business, boosts school spirit boosts nosy pains in the ass, and catches criminals too.

there

Shut up, convict.

she could takle me and take me to ground repeatedly, however here I would be going to jail like the thief.

Tatsuma: They'll force her to live in Detroit. Where is the [sad] for this article?

Ha! As if any of the Lions actually live in Detroit.

The tragic death of her adopted father, Uncle Ben, due to the future actions of the shoplifter is a concern.

I still think it is not worth being stabbed or shot over the theft of a $20 Eminem CD by some braindead loser from Barnes & Nobel.

tukatz: I get to see the crappy commercials before the video, but then nothing.

To the Farker watching the cheerleader video repeatedly... tying up the queue... stop it! I wanna see some tacklin'.

that was happening hours ago, stupid car dealer commercial, then nothing.

go to YouTube to view it

I thought it would be video of the incident, but sadly no, just of the girl talking about it

/why even have the farking video player if there's nothing loaded to it
//and why even have a farking video if it is just a recounting of the story

snoproblem Shut up, convict.

that's right, be afraid of my loose and lazy morals!

"I just wasn't going to, like, let him run right past me."

Peter Parker unavailable for comment

doesnt this type of unlawful, vigilanty behavior get you sued?

"If I would have thought about it, I probably wouldn't have done it."

Yeah, because if you think about it, you are risking your life for material property. Not even your own. And the overall impact of this one capture will have a negligible impact on shrinkage.

Way to go!

DrRatchet: Better pic of said cheerleader, Squeeeee!

Squee Spleen and Spoon ?!?!

FTFA: "The rising high school junior cheers for the Moore High School Lions. "

What does that even mean? Rising?

Was her name Buffy?

Watch the video at left and take a good long look at 16-year-old Kealey Oliver

If you insist.

I watched three teenagers shoplift the other day at the Lidl.

I thought about saying something to them, but then I didn't. Not speaking German really ruins my righteous indignation.

Petit_Merdeux: "If I would have thought about it, I probably wouldn't have done it."

Yeah, because if you think about it, you are risking your life for material property. Not even your own. And the overall impact of this one capture will have a negligible impact on shrinkage.

Way to go!

Came here for this.

Glad someone else thinks this was a foolish thing to do; albeit morally right.

She's all bragging about it on facebook, but nobody in authority will confirm her story. Wonder why? How did the media pick up on it?

Also impressed.

mamoru: From TFA: "If I would have thought about it, I probably wouldn't have done it."

Ugggghhh. Why do so many people have so much trouble forming this kind of conditional correctly? It's quite simple: If something HAD happened, something else WOULD HAVE happened.

The pluperfect subjunctive is just about extinct in English. Give it another few centuries, and "if I would have" will be considered correct, and "if I had" will seem as archaic as the Canturbury Tales.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Take a good long look!"

My probation office says I can't.

Ed Grubermann: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Take a good long look!"

My probation office says I can't.

"officer" Damnit.

/Debbie Duz Dishes

Save the cheerleader, save the world.

/Had to be said

That article like, made me all like, stabby.

Gdalescrboz: doesnt this type of unlawful, vigilanty behavior get you sued?

In California or Massachusetts, probably so. It didn't happen there though.

Tomorrows Fark Headline:

16 year old cheerleader charged with assault and battery and also with false imprisonment for the vicious attack on what was previously thought to be a shoplifter.