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(kcra.com) Hero While talking on the phone at the mall, 16 year old cheerleader tackles a would-be shoplifter. Receives thanks from police, commendation from her town and a starting contract with the Detroit Lions   (kcra.com) divider line 143
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dark side of the moon [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 11:26:04 PM  
This happened in Oklahoma?

a.imageshack.us

I kid.

 
DrRatchet [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 12:07:50 AM  
www.tonic.com

Better pic of said cheerleader, Squeeeee!

 
TheFarkinEmpress [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 12:19:02 AM  
Strapless dress? Did anything 'pop out' when she tackled the guy?

 
propasaurus [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 12:50:31 AM  
I coulda sworn we had this exact same headline yesterday. Deja vu?

 
mamoru [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 01:04:42 AM  
From TFA: "If I would have thought about it, I probably wouldn't have done it."

Ugggghhh. Why do so many people have so much trouble forming this kind of conditional correctly? It's quite simple: If something HAD happened, something else WOULD HAVE happened.

"If I would have..." makes no sense. It's down there with "I should of..."

Grrrr...

/that's right. Girl did a good job, so all that is left to criticize is her grammar
//grammar nazis of the thread, UNITE!

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 01:20:14 AM  
That guy is gonna be popular in prison when the other inmates find out he got taken down by a 16 yr old girl.

 
Sliding Carp [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 01:20:33 AM  
That's life on the hellmouth.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 01:35:07 AM  
They'll force her to live in Detroit. Where is the [sad] for this article?

 
sirgrim [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 04:25:11 AM  
As if the Lions could afford someone with actual talent.

 
Girl Least Likely [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 04:29:37 AM  
That is farking awesome! Good for her!

 
bamf75 2010-07-30 04:31:20 AM  
I'm fapping all over the place.

 
WilliamLeeTwitch 2010-07-30 04:35:21 AM  
Damn she's hot. I'd tackle that repeatedly. Does she like it rough?

/I will not have a seat over there
/I'm in love!

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 04:37:52 AM  
Meet a cheerleader busy-body who tumbles tattles, cheers gets all up in people's business, boosts school spirit boosts nosy pains in the ass, and catches criminals too.

there

 
HumbleGenius 2010-07-30 04:38:07 AM  
I'm sure the thief wasn't feeling cheerful.

 
blackySM2 2010-07-30 04:38:13 AM  
fappity faptastic

/16 is legal in her state
//her "state" being total hotness

 
Biner 2010-07-30 04:41:42 AM  
I want to have her babbys.

 
Hop-Frog 2010-07-30 04:42:39 AM  
So that's an upgrade, right?

 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass 2010-07-30 04:44:42 AM  
"Take a good long look!"

 
dillengest 2010-07-30 04:46:34 AM  
FTA: She was at the mall talking to her mother on her cell phone when suddenly a man started running her way.

"I was like, 'Hang on Mom,' and I put the phone down. When he got close to me, I just got in his way and grabbed him and he kept trying to run so I just slammed him on the ground."


The way they've told it she just knocked a guy to the ground because he was running, then by chance found out he was a shoplifter.

 
IWillSellDrugstoYourKids 2010-07-30 04:49:16 AM  
Sounds like a fantasy I used to have

/lucky bastard

 
cuzsis 2010-07-30 04:49:38 AM  
CraicBaby: That guy is gonna be popular in prison when the other inmates find out he got taken down by a 16 yr old girl.

A 16yr old cheerleading girl.

That's a win some/lose some situation right there.

 
tukatz [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 04:50:41 AM  
I get to see the crappy commercials before the video, but then nothing.

To the Farker watching the cheerleader video repeatedly... tying up the queue... stop it! I wanna see some tacklin'.

 
Mudflap 2010-07-30 04:50:52 AM  
Cynthia Rothrock would have stopped the thief with a spinning heel kick to his face! This young "tumbler" is no Cynthia Rothrock. For that, she should apologize.

 
snoproblem 2010-07-30 04:52:17 AM  
brainiac-dumdum: Meet a cheerleader busy-body who tumbles tattles, cheers gets all up in people's business, boosts school spirit boosts nosy pains in the ass, and catches criminals too.

there


Shut up, convict.

 
What a Silly Bunt 2010-07-30 04:52:31 AM  
she could takle me and take me to ground repeatedly, however here I would be going to jail like the thief.

 
zilch365 2010-07-30 04:58:17 AM  
Tatsuma: They'll force her to live in Detroit. Where is the [sad] for this article?

Ha! As if any of the Lions actually live in Detroit.

 
Enemabag Jones 2010-07-30 05:04:59 AM  
The tragic death of her adopted father, Uncle Ben, due to the future actions of the shoplifter is a concern.

I still think it is not worth being stabbed or shot over the theft of a $20 Eminem CD by some braindead loser from Barnes & Nobel.

 
calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2010-07-30 05:09:04 AM  
tukatz: I get to see the crappy commercials before the video, but then nothing.

To the Farker watching the cheerleader video repeatedly... tying up the queue... stop it! I wanna see some tacklin'.


that was happening hours ago, stupid car dealer commercial, then nothing.

go to YouTube to view it

I thought it would be video of the incident, but sadly no, just of the girl talking about it

/why even have the farking video player if there's nothing loaded to it
//and why even have a farking video if it is just a recounting of the story

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 05:09:59 AM  
snoproblem Shut up, convict.

that's right, be afraid of my loose and lazy morals!

 
Schlock 2010-07-30 05:12:48 AM  
"I just wasn't going to, like, let him run right past me."

Peter Parker unavailable for comment

 
Gdalescrboz 2010-07-30 05:22:12 AM  
doesnt this type of unlawful, vigilanty behavior get you sued?

 
Petit_Merdeux [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 05:23:39 AM  
"If I would have thought about it, I probably wouldn't have done it."

Yeah, because if you think about it, you are risking your life for material property. Not even your own. And the overall impact of this one capture will have a negligible impact on shrinkage.

Way to go!

 
Spongiform 2010-07-30 05:25:16 AM  
DrRatchet: Better pic of said cheerleader, Squeeeee!

Squee Spleen and Spoon ?!?!
img812.imageshack.us

 
Bolo Jungle [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 05:36:28 AM  
FTFA: "The rising high school junior cheers for the Moore High School Lions. "

What does that even mean? Rising?

 
doctx 2010-07-30 05:38:17 AM  
Was her name Buffy?

 
qwertypoo 2010-07-30 05:42:48 AM  
Watch the video at left and take a good long look at 16-year-old Kealey Oliver

If you insist.

 
haddie [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 05:43:59 AM  
I watched three teenagers shoplift the other day at the Lidl.

I thought about saying something to them, but then I didn't. Not speaking German really ruins my righteous indignation.

 
FF Mac 2010-07-30 05:44:46 AM  
img28.imageshack.us
Impressed!

 
Godsp33d 2010-07-30 05:46:51 AM  
Petit_Merdeux: "If I would have thought about it, I probably wouldn't have done it."

Yeah, because if you think about it, you are risking your life for material property. Not even your own. And the overall impact of this one capture will have a negligible impact on shrinkage.

Way to go!


Came here for this.

Glad someone else thinks this was a foolish thing to do; albeit morally right.

 
acchief 2010-07-30 05:47:02 AM  
She's all bragging about it on facebook, but nobody in authority will confirm her story. Wonder why? How did the media pick up on it?

 
100 Watt Walrus 2010-07-30 05:50:38 AM  
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DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 05:57:24 AM  
images.buddytv.com

Also impressed.

 
blockhouse 2010-07-30 05:59:17 AM  
mamoru: From TFA: "If I would have thought about it, I probably wouldn't have done it."

Ugggghhh. Why do so many people have so much trouble forming this kind of conditional correctly? It's quite simple: If something HAD happened, something else WOULD HAVE happened.


The pluperfect subjunctive is just about extinct in English. Give it another few centuries, and "if I would have" will be considered correct, and "if I had" will seem as archaic as the Canturbury Tales.

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 06:08:15 AM  
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Take a good long look!"

My probation office says I can't.

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 06:11:30 AM  
Ed Grubermann: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Take a good long look!"

My probation office says I can't.


"officer" Damnit.

/Debbie Duz Dishes

 
B4LE 2010-07-30 06:49:45 AM  
Save the cheerleader, save the world.

/Had to be said

 
Barroom_Triathlete 2010-07-30 06:52:29 AM  
That article like, made me all like, stabby.

 
inthemiddleofitall 2010-07-30 06:52:33 AM  
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bmihura [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 06:52:48 AM  
Gdalescrboz: doesnt this type of unlawful, vigilanty behavior get you sued?

In California or Massachusetts, probably so. It didn't happen there though.

 
Xetal 2010-07-30 06:53:33 AM  
Tomorrows Fark Headline:

16 year old cheerleader charged with assault and battery and also with false imprisonment for the vicious attack on what was previously thought to be a shoplifter.

 
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