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Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 10:30:36 PM  
Hmmm, I was publicly humiliated by having this guy publish my naked photos online, what should I do?

Ah, yes, go on national television to say I called Dell Repair Center so they'd find my naked pictures on my computer, and then that the guy leaked them online.

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
ignite ice [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 10:47:45 PM  
Anyone have links to the pics? I'm way too lazy to search.

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 11:04:00 PM  
ignite ice: Anyone have links to the pics? I'm way too lazy to search.

I searched earlier, was not at all impressed...


Here's the site in question (pops, sort of safe for work since the material has been redacted, rest of teh site not safe for work though)

Here's her CAM WHORE(NSFW site) profile

here's her boobies (NSFW)

Ohh and a vid (new window) if you care to waste a couple minutes of your life

All in all, a bunch of meh and eww.

 
ignite ice [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 11:10:37 PM  
Good god... that video. What a travesty.

 
ultraholland [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 11:12:56 PM  
I watched him take the pictures out of my e-mail. I watched him.

How? Back-tracing?

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache 2010-07-29 11:12:59 PM  
rcain: ignite ice: Anyone have links to the pics? I'm way too lazy to search.

I searched earlier, was not at all impressed...


Here's the site in question (pops, sort of safe for work since the material has been redacted, rest of teh site not safe for work though)

Here's her CAM WHORE(NSFW site) profile

here's her boobies (NSFW)

Ohh and a vid (new window) if you care to waste a couple minutes of your life

All in all, a bunch of meh and eww.


Mmmm, trashy.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 11:14:59 PM  
ultraholland: I watched him take the pictures out of my e-mail. I watched him.

How? Back-tracing?


She *69ed that mother effer

 
Tentacle 2010-07-29 11:15:21 PM  
ignite ice: Good god... that video. What a travestynsvestite.

fixed

 
cotb [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 11:15:51 PM  
Is she having a seizure?

 
Crazymuthafarker 2010-07-29 11:16:41 PM  
She does the "Elaine" very well.

 
SlimJimDavis 2010-07-29 11:16:59 PM  
Seeing as how the site was named "biatch tara" I can only assume that she was a nightmare to deal with on the phone...and as a person that deals with the public, I kinda have to assume she deserved what she got

 
farkin_Gary 2010-07-29 11:17:04 PM  
Shameless self promotion, nothing more.


...the hussy...

 
justoneznot 2010-07-29 11:17:17 PM  
Wait, he didn't ask her for more pics? He wanted a new computer?

 
Satanicpuppy 2010-07-29 11:17:47 PM  
What's worse? Having it leaked online, or having the story about HOW it got leak online make Fark, expose said leaked videos to the world, and inspire snarky commentary?

 
AbbeySomeone 2010-07-29 11:19:28 PM  
rcain: ignite ice: Anyone have links to the pics? I'm way too lazy to search.

I searched earlier, was not at all impressed...


Here's the site in question (pops, sort of safe for work since the material has been redacted, rest of teh site not safe for work though)

Here's her CAM WHORE(NSFW site) profile

here's her boobies (NSFW)

Ohh and a vid (new window) if you care to waste a couple minutes of your life

All in all, a bunch of meh and eww.


Damn you for making me look. She is truly a tacky, stupid biatch and should know better than to call India for support. I quit Ebay/Paypal after they helped themselves to my bank acct. and I had to be on hold to have one of those chittery idiots 'help' me.

 
moothemagiccow [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 11:20:29 PM  

 
skinink 2010-07-29 11:20:35 PM  
This is definitely a PEBKAC issue.

 
AbbeySomeone 2010-07-29 11:21:18 PM  
Crazymuthafarker: She does the "Elaine" very well.

My first thought too, and did you see that tacky decor? Pressboard furniture, really?

 
Schlock 2010-07-29 11:22:04 PM  
So he takes her pictures, publishes them online, then says he'll take them down in return for her buying him a laptop, and this is her response:

And I'm telling myself, my conscience is talking to me saying, 'Tara, don't send this. What are you doing? Are you crazy?' I sent it anyways because I really believed in this guy. I really had faith that he was protecting my dignity."

Seriously? She must have the IQ of a turnip. Obviously his extortion was just part of him trying to assist her.

 
Bio-nic [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 11:22:15 PM  
/shudder

 
Sock Ruh Tease 2010-07-29 11:23:34 PM  
Oh Streisand effect, you manifest in mysterious ways.

 
golden goat 2010-07-29 11:24:58 PM  
If you're stupid enough to let someone else have full access to your computer remotely, then you probably deserve what you get.

 
Mumbletypeg 2010-07-29 11:25:13 PM  
Hahahahahahahahahaha

*breathes*

Bwahahahahahaha

 
Schlock 2010-07-29 11:25:25 PM  
moothemagiccow: then it gets weird

AHAHAHA oh dear god that's even better

 
grinding_journalist 2010-07-29 11:26:08 PM  
Rule the first: If you don't want it on the internet, don't put it out on the internet. No, you cannot trust your "boyfriend" with nude photos.

 
cotb [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 11:26:12 PM  
Methinks she's just drumming up cam business.

/Wonder if Riyaz Shaikh has a coffee name?
//Two threads in one!

 
landmantx 2010-07-29 11:26:55 PM  
The fine detectives at Reddit tracked down old Facebook messages between the 2 and showed that they used to be Facebook friends. Certainly more to this story than what she is saying.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 11:27:01 PM  
Shaikh offered his "help" again, allegedly telling Fitzgerald he could work on taking down the site if she sent him a brand new Dell laptop. Fitzgerald agreed:

"And I'm telling myself, my conscience is talking to me saying, 'Tara, don't send this. What are you doing? Are you crazy?' I sent it anyways because I really believed in this guy.


She later added....

img.photobucket.com

 
ibanezdude 2010-07-29 11:27:17 PM  
I think we should start requiring licenses for people to use computers. They could take a little test and everything. It would really help cut back on some of the stupid.

 
shoeclan 2010-07-29 11:30:39 PM  
Skank loser! That video was priceless... Reminded me of Elaine from Seinfeld dancing.

/ hahahaha

 
dbubb 2010-07-29 11:31:13 PM  
I've never seen someone who is so much worse than me about dancing. She's sad...

 
stinkycatfish 2010-07-29 11:31:37 PM  
ibanezdude: I think we should start requiring licenses for people to use computers. They could take a little test and everything. It would really help cut back on some of the stupid.

Yeah, because that works so well for driving.

 
Schlock 2010-07-29 11:31:57 PM  
cotb: Methinks she's just drumming up cam business.

/Wonder if Riyaz Shaikh has a coffee name?
//Two threads in one!


landmantx: The fine detectives at Reddit tracked down old Facebook messages between the 2 and showed that they used to be Facebook friends. Certainly more to this story than what she is saying.

Actually I think this may be right. How else would she have just happened to "find" these pictures of herself on the internet?

 
BlippityBleep 2010-07-29 11:34:03 PM  
Mumbletypeg: Hahahahahahahahahaha

*breathes*

Bwahahahahahaha


This!

 
Stay Cool Babylon [TotalFark] 2010-07-29 11:34:16 PM  
That's a man, baby.

 
Vash's Apprentice 2010-07-29 11:36:16 PM  
Wish I had that problem.
/EIP
//NO MOOBS PLEASE

 
The Voice of Doom [recently expired TotalFark] 2010-07-29 11:40:43 PM  
It's not like she could have gotten

1. her camera
2. naked
3. a new set of pictures

 
whereisian 2010-07-29 11:54:41 PM  
This seems legit. I mean, it's not like she could just setup her own site, upload her own photos and videos and then make up a story to promote it.

 
fernanernie 2010-07-29 11:55:20 PM  
ignite ice
Anyone have links to the pics? I'm way too lazy to search.

I read the article which has her pictures... why in the hell would you want them?

 
chandler_vt 2010-07-29 11:56:43 PM  
justoneznot: Wait, he didn't ask her for more pics? He wanted a new computer?

Did you see that video or the pics? I think he made the right choice

 
jrshull 2010-07-29 11:58:37 PM  
rcain: ignite ice: Anyone have links to the pics? I'm way too lazy to search.

I searched earlier, was not at all impressed...


Here's the site in question (pops, sort of safe for work since the material has been redacted, rest of teh site not safe for work though)

Here's her CAM WHORE(NSFW site) profile

here's her boobies (NSFW)

Ohh and a vid (new window) if you care to waste a couple minutes of your life

All in all, a bunch of meh and eww.


WOW. You were not lying.

 
Stickdeath 2010-07-30 12:00:55 AM  
Why don't news outlets explain why she's a huge farking moron? It's like everything has to be the "WATCH OUT!" episode for that segment.

 
FormlessOne 2010-07-30 12:02:00 AM  
Schlock: moothemagiccow: then it gets weird

AHAHAHA oh dear god that's even better


That has to be one of the odder stories I've heard - I mean, seriously, this ribald tale plumbs the depths of stupidity.

 
Penman [TotalFark] 2010-07-30 12:03:39 AM  
"I watched him take the pictures out of my e-mail. I watched him."

You have a camera in his office? Or do you mean that he found the pictures you were asking him to help you find? Oh noes!

 
AbbeySomeone 2010-07-30 12:05:56 AM  
Penman: "I watched him take the pictures out of my e-mail. I watched him."

You have a camera in his office? Or do you mean that he found the pictures you were asking him to help you find? Oh noes!


And she shipped him a laptop and gave him her credit card after that. She's a spastic dancing liar.

 
creat3d 2010-07-30 12:12:57 AM  
Sounds like Tara's a farking idiot...

 
PsyLord 2010-07-30 12:13:50 AM  
Well, that's just the opposite effect of what I expected... it was better than a cold shower. I can sleep peacefully now.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2010-07-30 12:14:14 AM  
That shyt is priceless

 
February2nd 2010-07-30 12:14:34 AM  
Fitzgerald admitted being flattered by the attention from the Indian support tech... "He's very charming and he knew exactly what to say. It warmed my heart," she said.

Shaikh email, dated Jan. 11, 2009:

"There are no words to express how I feel about you. I constantly search for the words, and they all seem less than I truly feel. You are my life, my heart, and my soul. You are my best friend. You are my one true love. I still remember the day we first met. I knew that you were the one I was meant to be with forever."

So she has her nude stuff posted on some sleazy website, spends about $200 just on postage to send him a brand new laptop so he'd take them down (they are still up), and he just continues to exploit her while she is now falling for his words that "warmed her heart?"

Definitely a riff on the Helsinki Syndrome...as in Helsinki Sweden.

 
Legios 2010-07-30 12:17:55 AM  
stinkycatfish: ibanezdude: I think we should start requiring licenses for people to use computers. They could take a little test and everything. It would really help cut back on some of the stupid.

Yeah, because that works so well for driving.


And fav'd!

 
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