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(ADN.com) Weird Man stabs roommate with pair of antlers during heated argument. Oh, deer   (adn.com) divider line 26
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unalivezombie 2010-07-03 06:05:20 AM  
doe!

 
Zimmy 2010-07-03 06:06:39 AM  
Was there a yellow bear wearing a shirt and no pants with a hankering for honey around?

 
boohyah 2010-07-03 06:15:06 AM  
Your eating maggots Michael

 
TheFarkinEmpress [TotalFark] 2010-07-03 06:21:25 AM  
There's a Native American ritual done to prove manhood and to be recognized as such by the tribe. It involves dancing and then throwing yourself on some deer antlers, while bare chested. Maybe the guy was trying to make his roommate into a real man?

/or maybe he is just an ass

 
meatofmystery 2010-07-03 06:24:05 AM  
TheFarkinEmpress: /or maybe he is just an ass

... buck-wild...

 
SnakeMittens 2010-07-03 06:26:45 AM  
Did you see the rack on that guy?

 
unalivezombie 2010-07-03 06:32:18 AM  
By the way, I deeply apologize for my uninspired Boobies. As a new farker it was just too tempting to try and rack up a boobie.

 
FabulousFreep 2010-07-03 06:52:02 AM  
What antlers might look like

i237.photobucket.com

 
NaugahydeDonkey [TotalFark] 2010-07-03 06:55:37 AM  
unalivezombie: By the way, I deeply apologize for my uninspired Boobies. As a new farker it was just too tempting to try and rack up a boobie.

The buck stops here, n00b!

\Welcome to filterpwnd

 
ginko 2010-07-03 06:58:09 AM  
He bucked the norm.

 
angrygrizzly 2010-07-03 07:01:55 AM  
I think his roommate got the points.

 
upright_apes_r_us 2010-07-03 07:04:45 AM  
A trophy event.

 
USP .45 [recently expired TotalFark] 2010-07-03 07:22:35 AM  
in spite of an article about antlers, subby shoehorned the headline.

 
People_are_Idiots 2010-07-03 07:31:00 AM  
unalivezombie: doe!

Bet it was an argument over a few bucks.

/what's a few bucks between friends?

 
some_beer_drinker 2010-07-03 08:13:19 AM  
why do these people keep doing things that will get them on fark. for reals?

 
Alleyoop 2010-07-03 08:55:14 AM  
Police say the men were arguing about the ownership of a vehicle.

This is the way they settle disputes in Anchorage.

 
Krymson Tyde 2010-07-03 09:20:43 AM  
Alleyoop: Police say the men were arguing about the ownership of a vehicle.

This is the way they settle disputes in Anchorage.

Was it a Buick?

 
Krymson Tyde 2010-07-03 09:25:33 AM  
Alleyoop: Police say the men were arguing about the ownership of a vehicle.

This is the way they settle disputes in Anchorage.

One thing is for sure, he was impalaed.

 
Tentacle 2010-07-03 09:27:16 AM  
If I had a gun I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing

 
Balchinian 2010-07-03 09:33:33 AM  
Tantacle:

Trollfail.

/Me neither, though. Bastards have already eaten half my beans.

 
El Dudereno 2010-07-03 10:48:57 AM  
Jethro got twelve-pointed.

 
GypsyJoker 2010-07-03 11:01:04 AM  
Alleyoop: Police say the men were arguing about the ownership of a vehicle.

This is the way they settle disputes in Anchorage Fairbanks.

In any event, I've been on Fark too long--I read "bag of antlers" in the headline. Amusing mental images resulted.

/or maybe I'm high

 
Alleyoop 2010-07-03 11:50:30 AM  
GypsyJoker: This is the way they settle disputes in Anchorage Fairbanks

Uh, No. TFA: ...the disturbance in the 2400 block of Douglas Drive in Turnagain

Link

 
GypsyJoker 2010-07-03 02:44:30 PM  
Alleyoop: GypsyJoker: This is the way they settle disputes in Anchorage Fairbanks

Uh, No. TFA: ...the disturbance in the 2400 block of Douglas Drive in Turnagain

Link

I know the article's about Anchorage. I was implying that antler-related violent crime might be more standard in Fairbanks. Anchorage residents would tell you that "Squarebanks" is just like that.

So yes, the failure of the joke is my fault, but I did get that the story took place in Anchorage.

/ex-pat Alaskan
//have lived in both cities

 
Trucker 2010-07-03 06:20:01 PM  
Did he say "Game over!" ?

Obscure?

 
belhade 2010-07-03 09:49:28 PM  
boohyah: Your eating maggots Michael

Yeah, sorry, antlers won't kill a vampire. Always hated that little tidbit.

 
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