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(eBay) Scary Mans sells guitar, bidders get more than they wanted. Hint: Supersize righthand picture   (cgi.ebay.com) divider line 297
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Mandrax 2003-04-30 11:41:57 AM  
OMFG.

 
Cerie [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 11:43:23 AM  
Hehehehehe
Bought to you by the Ebay Teapot guy.

Why is it the guys with the smallest equipment always post
it for sale and want you to call them.

 
andychrist420 2003-04-30 11:44:39 AM  
Yeah, that's REAL and ORIGINAL. Notice the arm?

 
DomoFizz3 2003-04-30 11:44:48 AM  
Ok - looks like a photoshop, imo. Looks like it's two different 'poses' of this guy at the same time - unless, of course, there are two of them 'enjoying' this guitar at the same time...

 
Mono...D'oh! 2003-04-30 11:45:24 AM  
LMAO!

 
Sinatra 2003-04-30 11:45:34 AM  
That's freakin' hilarious.

 
Flyinglemur [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 11:46:42 AM  
Yeesh

 
Mantanga 2003-04-30 11:47:25 AM  
tears - running down my face ---- must leave now...

 
Flyinglemur [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 11:54:06 AM  
"Upon further review...this has definitely been photoshopped."

But WHY??!!

 
Guy Incognito 2003-04-30 12:00:25 PM  
alas, they don't look like the same picture.

 
Cerie [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 12:00:26 PM  
I wonder if he is selling the guitar for someone else.

All of his other auctions are nothing like this one and the items aren't even musical. Hmmm wonder if he even knows it's there.

 
Spork__ 2003-04-30 12:03:31 PM  
When will people learn?

 
Godzilla [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 12:07:19 PM  
Who says Indidanapolis isn't boring?

 
Mandrax 2003-04-30 12:12:12 PM  
Even if it is fake and the teapot guy it's especially funny because my husband sells Gibson Les Paul parts online. Happily, this is not him pictured.

 
batchild 2003-04-30 12:40:10 PM  
it hasn't been 'shopped. notice the curvature. it's kind of like having 2 fish eye lenses next to each other, getting slightly different views.

what a nut.

 
Cerie [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 12:46:28 PM  
"notice the curvature"

umm no thanks.

I agree with Flyinglemur
I think it was shopped. The arm with the camera is different and so are the legs in both photos, in one photo the legs are spread wider than the other.

 
Peteykins 2003-04-30 12:58:32 PM  
I don't think it's pshopped...it's the curvature and angle of diffraction making the pictures look different. If it were pshopped, the two images would tend to look exactly the same. This is really funny.

 
Davide 2003-04-30 01:06:14 PM  
Does he know? If not, should we tell him? Or leave it there for the Classic Farkers to "enjoy" as well?

 
Peteykins 2003-04-30 01:12:20 PM  
He must know by now. Shouldn't this get a "weiners" tag, by the way?

 
Davide 2003-04-30 01:15:14 PM  

 
Ramesees 2003-04-30 01:16:28 PM  
holy shiat - what a freak

 
Ramesees 2003-04-30 01:19:57 PM  
by the way, don't think it's a photoshop - look at the other pictures (if you can) - you can see his bare feet - seriously wrong.

 
DomoFizz3 2003-04-30 01:24:50 PM  
Yeah, now I would have to agree that this isn't a photoshop - what I thought was his hand fiddling with his bow string was just a roll of fat and his arm was in fact raised just like in the other reflection. (ACK!)
Now, I need to find another photo to rid me of this picture in my head!

 
Monkeyknife [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 01:26:04 PM  
I don't think its PS'd either. The reflections are on two different curves. I think he's squatting (ugh) in front of the left-side chrome piece.

 
Peteykins 2003-04-30 01:26:54 PM  
I saved it in case it gets pulled after going to the main page. And no...I didn't save it for any other reason; He's really not my type.

 
Cerie [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 01:30:50 PM  
From his Ebay store page:
http://www.stores.ebay.com/id=505558

"A good friend of mine happens to be real good at finding things to sell. He knows nothing about ebay, so a partnership is formed!. We will have all sorts of stuff. Keep watching. I should have new stuff every week or so. Thanks...Bob"

So maybe it isn't photoshopped and the guys are just exchanging items?

 
exick [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 02:28:30 PM  
If this is a pshop job, then it's a damn fine one and deserves some recognition (if it weren't for the subject). Notice the guitar case in the background of the reflection on the right side. The floor and the case have the correct color/shading and they're aligned properly. It's either one of the best photoshops ever, or it's real.

 
RaceHack 2003-04-30 03:04:05 PM  
His counter is jumping by thousands hourly now.
eBay will notice soon, ah eBay big brother of yard sales.

 
recockulous 2003-04-30 03:04:59 PM  
I vote for real. I think that's the curvature of the brass shiny thing.

That's my professional opinion, take it to the bank.

 
Webratta 2003-04-30 03:07:26 PM  
Dear lord what a fetish. Naked ebaying. Just when you thought you've seen/done it all.

 
xkenny13 [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 03:09:22 PM  
Let's just hope he doesn't start selling mirrors or anything...

 
WafflesAreGreat [recently expired TotalFark] 2003-04-30 03:42:01 PM  
Ha....that was funny some funny stuff....just be glad it wasn't...uh....something else that is also reflective but larger...

 
Yosarian 2003-04-30 04:00:18 PM  
The guitar's a beauty. But I could never hold it without thinking about him playing it naked. (shivers)
If he wanted guys to buy it he should have had an attractive woman in his place in that photo.

 
sfmission 2003-04-30 04:30:54 PM  
His phone number is included in the ad.

Dave's not here, man.

 
RepoMan 2003-04-30 05:01:48 PM  

It's probably also worth noting that the Jimmy Hoffa mystery has apparently been solved.

 
WickedWanda 2003-04-30 05:14:31 PM  
Bwaaaaaaa! Haaaahahahaaaaaaaaa! Hahahaaaaaaaa!

This guy's sitting there in his all-togethers going, "Wow, man, 15,000 hits and climbing!"

 
WickedWanda 2003-04-30 05:27:11 PM  
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

 
siyuntz [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 05:44:05 PM  
oh, my good gracious!

 
LadyLazaruss 2003-04-30 06:29:55 PM  
Nekkid Ebay... new on the Naked News....

 
Shut........UP 2003-04-30 06:30:08 PM  
I think the tea pot guy is up to no good again

 
acrodizer 2003-04-30 06:31:59 PM  
C'mon people. That's not a fake. It's a oblique image from rounder metal machine heads.




damn funny too

 
Equinox 2003-04-30 06:32:11 PM  
Gah, does everyone on Ebay photograph their items while naked?

 
Bisquick_Jones 2003-04-30 06:32:24 PM  
What does he use as a guitar pick? Ugh...

 
PocketfullaSass [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 06:32:38 PM  
"Billy Bob's Equipment", indeed!

 
adam_douglas1903 2003-04-30 06:32:44 PM  
thats awful!

 
acrodizer 2003-04-30 06:33:28 PM  
rounded

 
Sir_boxalot 2003-04-30 06:33:38 PM  
The best hilarity is the unintentional. I now need to take some drugs to stop laughing.

 
NeoSpyder 2003-04-30 06:33:54 PM  
Thats hillarious!

 
Ku_No_Ichi [TotalFark] 2003-04-30 06:34:05 PM  
Why are his hands so low?
Is he taking a one-eyed-snake view shot of the products?

 
goatslayer 2003-04-30 06:34:21 PM  
hehe...

that is all

 
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