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(Carson) Sad Christina Aguilera gets a full beating with the ugly stick   (953party.com) divider line 402
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twist540 2003-04-29 05:40:42 PM  
redundant

 
Feskan 2003-04-29 05:40:59 PM  
Well, is she trying to look more like a slut, or less like one?

 
Trouble 2003-04-29 05:41:24 PM  
VH1 is gonna offer her a reality show pretty soon.

 
palexc 2003-04-29 05:41:32 PM  
Wow, someone's getting off of coke...

 
StarBob 2003-04-29 05:41:32 PM  
sad... just... sad

 
retard 2003-04-29 05:41:45 PM  
shes not christina anymore, she is going under the alias mega-whore

 
ClipJoint 2003-04-29 05:41:46 PM  
Fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down?

 
PolaroidAfternoon 2003-04-29 05:42:02 PM  
No.

Freakin.

Way.

 
candypants 2003-04-29 05:42:08 PM  
I was reading some article on her (at the gym; magazines are free and I'll read almost anything to pass the time), and she was saying how she doesn't diet, loves McDonald's and rarely works out. I thought at that moment, "You know, she hits 22-24, her metabolism drops, and she's farked". I see now that that time has come.

 
the_cheerful_slut 2003-04-29 05:42:17 PM  
Everytime I see that stud on the side of her nose, for an instant I think she didn't blow her nose properly and that's a big drop of snot sitting there.

 
another-farker 2003-04-29 05:42:37 PM  
used to be pretty hot...but that, god what the hell happend. i hate to say it but i no longer would hit it

 
Damon_Ryde 2003-04-29 05:42:41 PM  
I thought she was starting to look fat.

 
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color [TotalFark] 2003-04-29 05:42:42 PM  
I'd still hit it.

/masturbates

 
shreave 2003-04-29 05:42:46 PM  
still hitting it...now with more padding!

 
SynapseLapse 2003-04-29 05:42:52 PM  

What?
That looks like that last place entrant in a bad lookalike contestent.

 
St.Alfonzo 2003-04-29 05:42:57 PM  
I'd like to beat her with my ugly stick...

 
CatchrNdRy 2003-04-29 05:43:08 PM  
Remember how 200 years ago scientists were respected and entertainers were seen as sort of silly and lower? Well things like this bring back the cycle of history.

 
mistervague 2003-04-29 05:43:11 PM  
I still wouldn't hit it.

 
Chaotixx 2003-04-29 05:43:11 PM  
woof.

 
BlueDog 2003-04-29 05:43:39 PM  
check out the sweet BBQ grille

 
eleventybillion 2003-04-29 05:43:40 PM  
Coming up next on E!: 'Christina Aguilera: A Nightmare Descent Into Big Macs & Large Fries.'

 
TheLitt 2003-04-29 05:43:55 PM  
No Farking way.... I still don't believe that that's her.

 
notacolour 2003-04-29 05:44:04 PM  
Holy shiat. From this to this.

Just...wow.

 
Purple_Jack 2003-04-29 05:44:09 PM  
The article 4 down, The Infamous Fox News - J.Lo Blooper!, is a classic.

 
TheDirtyNacho 2003-04-29 05:44:17 PM  

I think she wet herself.


 
ShutUpHippies 2003-04-29 05:44:18 PM  
No no no, that's her step sister, Larry.

 
TheConvincingSavant 2003-04-29 05:44:32 PM  
She's done.

 
Chaotixx 2003-04-29 05:44:48 PM  
actually, I thought she was WAY too skinny before. FREAKY skinny. But NOW she's gone the way of the Big Mac. So sad. So very, very sad.
woof. woof.

 
upright [TotalFark] 2003-04-29 05:45:01 PM  
Y'all are why I rarely come into the threads anymore. Stupid farkers.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2003-04-29 05:45:02 PM  
Wow, so she's growing up.

What, you all expected her to maintain the body of a 12 year old?

 
Longview 2003-04-29 05:45:14 PM  
What's up with the farked up colouring on her face? It's like she's a shade of orange now.
And the sad part is that the only thing decent on her now (cleavage) is fake. She's had two boob jobs since she got famous.

It's things like this that make me proud to be a "I'd fark Britney instead of Christina" club member.

 
CatchrNdRy 2003-04-29 05:45:23 PM  
Holy crap what the hell was that?


 
warnerve02 2003-04-29 05:46:05 PM  
ouch

 
Ku_No_Ichi [TotalFark] 2003-04-29 05:46:19 PM  
From the Sun:


 
Mutated-Snoopy 2003-04-29 05:46:28 PM  
I'm scared and need comforting.

 
phenylalanine 2003-04-29 05:46:30 PM  
she was a teen when she was 65lbs... now she's getting older and gaining the freshman 15(0)... not to mention said beating with said fugly stick...

 
Blossom 2003-04-29 05:46:30 PM  
Longview - that's her 'makeup'. She always seems to wear it like that. Sad that money can't buy her a makeup artist (or a personal trainer for that matter)

 
Chizel 2003-04-29 05:46:33 PM  
I see kittens... Alive and kicking, spared another life.

 
thedamndog 2003-04-29 05:46:43 PM  
Fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Then the tree fell on her. She was then taken to the ugly hospital in the ugly ambulance. However she never reached the hospital because the ugly ambulance crashed into the ugly bus.

 
Good_Moleman_To_You 2003-04-29 05:46:45 PM  
These pop starlets are all the same. They wouldn't look so focking pretty if they didn't load layers of makeup on and spend hours with their hair.

 
HellsBelle 2003-04-29 05:46:47 PM  
wow, i have to admit - it really IS satisfying to see someone like her get fat and ugly. i'm so ashamed.

/hopes britney's next

 
Draskuul 2003-04-29 05:46:48 PM  
Scroll down to the part about "The Infamous Fox News - J.Lo Blooper!" The video is here.

Hilarious!

 
Flakeloaf 2003-04-29 05:47:23 PM  
Oh please. I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers... personally I'm happy she dropped the Dee Snider look, that was just creepy. Now she's actually proportioned like a good half of humanity. If this



is "ugly", then stop the fscking planet. I want off.

 
dmb08 2003-04-29 05:47:30 PM  
that first picture is where nightmares get their ideas

 
Damon_Ryde 2003-04-29 05:48:07 PM  
Kyosuke - What, you all expected her to maintain the body of a 12 year old?

No, eating healthy and working out would be a start.

 
FalseEyedDio 2003-04-29 05:48:15 PM  
Flakeloaf: It's not the body, it's the face. GAH. Then again, not like it wasn't GAH before.

 
element 2003-04-29 05:48:25 PM  

When she's thin she's a too skinny, when she heavy she's too fat. Some people are too opinionated. I'd love to see pictures of all of you flaming her for putting on a few lbs.

On a side note, I think she's an obnoxious 'B' that needs to be humbled. Maybe this is the Music God's way of chastising her for her lack charity.


 
iamhalucn8ing 2003-04-29 05:48:32 PM  
Pregnant.

gotta be.


Could I care less?

 
feles 2003-04-29 05:48:32 PM  
i think this might have happend sometime after she mysteriously got the "skank" accent... or speech impediment... whatever you call it.

 
ConnArtist 2003-04-29 05:48:33 PM  
I bet she's pregnant. That would explain the dark hair too...no bleaching while incubating.

 
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