Don't be rediculous. Chavs smoke John Player Blue.

That is the funniest thing I've read for a while. Innit!

My God, it's full of chavs.

We can't stop here, this is chav country

I kept hearing Jeremy Clarkson's voice as the narrator.

Why'd he have to go and toss Drum & Bass into this...the bastard.

Brilliant!!!

Fanny Magnet


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFanny magnet.


/fanny magnet

I know you all got to have your blend of rednecks over there.

All you need now are pickup trucks with monster ass diesel pipes popping out behind the cab setting so high they could run over that car.

Oh and lest we not for the a set of trailer hitch bull balls.

I enjoyed the ad. Clarkson should buy the car and destroy it.

bloobeary: I kept hearing Jeremy Clarkson's voice as the narrator.

I read it again with his voice after seeing your post and it made it even funnier.

KentuckyBob: I know you all got to have your blend of rednecks over there.

They're called "pikeys".

How amusing. That's not such a bad looking car either.
I wouldn't drive it, but you know; for a compact car it isn't terrible.

Oh and lest we not for the forget a set of trailer hitch bull balls.


Coffee there is a reason I drink it.

moops: My God, it's full of chavs.

/I see what you did there.

fuzzwell: To complete the proper drug dealer look, a tasteless stripe has been fitted from the front to the rear. Finished in "Air Max" white it really doesn't complement the car in any shape or form. Rather like you and your Brethren spitting on the floor constantly. Completely needless but you think it makes a statement about you.

Exactly. It's just like all those people who change their underwear or shower every day: needless but it says something about you

There used to be a great chav spotting website that I can't find right now. Any help?

I don't speak British, so some of it was lost in translation. Still, a funny read. Apparently, buy the care and you get one of these. She might already be preggers.

/good luck, we're all counting on you

From Wikipedia:
An Anti-Social Behaviour Order ASBO is a civil order made against a person who has been shown, on the balance of evidence, to have engaged in anti-social behaviour...

/good grief

what chavscum may look like.

Shakespeare's Monkey: /good luck, we're all counting on you

It would seem that this would be an entirely different kind of driving altogether.

thelordofcheese: There used to be a great chav spotting website that I can't find right now. Any help?

That was Chavscum (new window) but it closed down, sort of reappeared at Chavscum Resurrection (new window).

'

Given a challenge for the "most interest in sale of a reasonably priced car".

/hot like Stig's girlfriend
//Falling Piano in 3...2...

bloobeary: I kept hearing Jeremy Clarkson's voice as the narrator.

The old lady says: "Try Nick Frost...it's more appropriate somehow"

I work in non-profit housing and this ad describes 90% of my tenant base.

/After 4 years I now hate the poor.

At that price, yer bum's oot the windae! But if ye remember that mony a mickle maks a muckle, then ye'll hae it noo!

mikesup: '

Given a challenge for the "most interest in sale of a reasonably priced car".

/hot like Stig's girlfriend
//Falling Piano in 3...2...

I thought pianos only fell on Morris Marinas?

thelordofcheese:
There used to be a great chav spotting website that I can't find right now. Any help?



Can't help with the UK version, but your best bet for Americans is www.peopleofwalmart.com. They don't have the criminal intent your group has, but they exude a certain class all their own.

/Welcome to Costco, I love you

I'd rather be chavscum than a gutless middle-class wanker who reeks of fear.

-made me think of this for some reason.......

Kerr Avon: thelordofcheese: There used to be a great chav spotting website that I can't find right now. Any help?

That was Chavscum (new window) but it closed down, sort of reappeared at Chavscum Resurrection (new window).

Naw, the screencaps are totally wrong. This wasn't a vBulletin drop-in, it was more blog-like and had definitions, a gallery... it was really quite well done.

ronaprhys: mikesup: '

Given a challenge for the "most interest in sale of a reasonably priced car".

/hot like Stig's girlfriend
//Falling Piano in 3...2...

I thought pianos only fell on Morris Marinas?

True, I think the last Renault they abused was the Robin that got launched like the Shuttle. The last "drug dealer" car was the Mitsubishi (IIRC) that was ordered destroyed by the court, so Jeremy drove through live .50 cal fire from the Brit Army. I think a challenge of trying to outrun a Tomahawk missile with a Clio should be on next season.

Please. The General Lee-Roy could outrun that piece of shiat.

Lord Summerisle: I'd rather be chavscum than a gutless middle-class wanker who reeks of fear.

Not a bad effort at all. 7/10

Yo, dat whip is WICKED, innit?

Reading that in a patrick stewart voice made it almost entertaining. With out it i fear it was a complete waste of time.

It's very well behaved, this place. I thought they'd all be happy-slapping hoodies. Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs. Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs and ringtones!

I read it in Mike Brewer's voice. I expected to see a picture of Edd China folding himself in half to get into the car.

bloobeary: I kept hearing Jeremy Clarkson's voice as the narrator.

Came to say this

Ebay blocked at work... can haz .jpeg popout pleeze?

Shakespeare's Monkey: thelordofcheese:
There used to be a great chav spotting website that I can't find right now. Any help?



Can't help with the UK version, but your best bet for Americans is www.peopleofwalmart.com. They don't have the criminal intent your group has, but they exude a certain class all their own.

/Welcome to Costco, I love you

Oh, trust me. I was pissed when an ex-girlfriend posted on FB that a Wal*Creature hit on her... and she didn't have a photo upload.

mikesup: ronaprhys: mikesup: '

Given a challenge for the "most interest in sale of a reasonably priced car".

/hot like Stig's girlfriend
//Falling Piano in 3...2...

I thought pianos only fell on Morris Marinas?

True, I think the last Renault they abused was the Robin that got launched like the Shuttle. The last "drug dealer" car was the Mitsubishi (IIRC) that was ordered destroyed by the court, so Jeremy drove through live .50 cal fire from the Brit Army. I think a challenge of trying to outrun a Tomahawk missile with a Clio should be on next season.

No, that was a Reliant that they turned into a space shuttle, not a Renault, there's a difference.

Reliant were a British company that made crappy little three-wheeled cars out of scrap.

Renault are a French company that make crappy little four-wheeled cars out of plastic.

wow, could someone translate that into english for me?

mikesup: True, I think the last Renault they abused was the Robin that got launched like the Shuttle. The last "drug dealer" car was the Mitsubishi (IIRC) that was ordered destroyed by the court, so Jeremy drove through live .50 cal fire from the Brit Army. I think a challenge of trying to outrun a Tomahawk missile with a Clio should be on next season.

Nope, the Robin was made by Reliant, which has nothing to do with Renault.

The last Renault they screwed with was the Avantime where they replaced the brakes and suspension etc and tuned it to see if they could make it faster (and ended up with Clarksons wooden front splitter and a F1 wing on the back).

Clarkson actually likes the (proper sporty version of) the Renault Clio. (new window)
"It's the kind of car you want to drive all day. I used it to get to a job driving supercars. Sure, it wasn't as quick but never mistake fast for fun: in all ways that mattered the Clio was the supercars' equal."

/I'm biased as I own one (the fast version)
//As Clarkson also says "it is difficult to go faster for the same money"
///The non 2 litre versions are gash though
////Every Chav and his dog buys these 1.2 version then body kits them etc to make them look like the 2 litre versions.

Colonel_Debugger: wow, could someone translate that into english for me?

Certain of the lower class engage in conduct that I find distasteful.

Colonel_Debugger: wow, could someone translate that into english for me?

Britain and America, two countries separated ...by the Atlantic Ocean!

/cake or death?

English, getting a kick(ing) etc.

Donald_McRonald: Colonel_Debugger: wow, could someone translate that into english for me?

Certain of the lower class engage in conduct that I find distasteful.

And also sell illegal substances. This car would be a good choice for such people, in which they could engage in both their hobbies and their business.

Foxie299: Ebay blocked at work... can haz .jpeg popout pleeze?

'ere ya go, guvner!

http://imgur.com/t0hRR.png