O RLY!

Alby, who is 13, has now developed his technique, which involves him swooping onto the board, using the momentum from his flight to push him along.

There really needs to be video of this.

That's either a tiny skateboard or a big f*cking owl.

Who?

Student Paul Lendon, 17, from Folkestone said:...
"I'm aware of the famous skateboarder Tony Hawk, but I've never before heard of Tony Owl."

Paul Lendon, I hate you.

Oh lawdy...Tony Owl.

SKATERS GONNA SKATE

Just sayin'

FTFA:
Alby, who is 13, has now developed his technique

Damn teenagers! Off my lawn!!!

FTFA: Alby, who is 13, has now developed his technique, which involves him swooping onto the board, using the momentum from his flight to push him along.

It's oddly comforting to know that I'll never be as cool as this owl, or practically any wild creature for that matter.

/rock, rock on

Alby

That's racist.

I bet you this was done by that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

But contrary to expectation Alby is no night rider

Time to break out the Hasselhoff pix.

Thenixon: Just sayin'

FTA: "Someone pulled it along the ground and he loved it so much, we had to get him one of his own."

An owl penis is called a "walla".

8.5 tailed fox: An owl penis is called a "walla".

A human penis is called a "dick".

What a hoot!

Do they give him a Tootsie Pop as a reward?

/get your skateboard off my lawn

Robot Devil's Advocate: Thenixon: Just sayin'

FTA: "Someone pulled it along the ground and he loved it so much, we had to get him one of his own."

Also FTA: Alby, who is 13, has now developed his technique, which involves him swooping onto the board, using the momentum from his flight to push him along.

When the board comes to a stop, Alby takes off and flies in a small circle before re-landing on the board, pushing it along again

Guess he's just camera-shy.

Pair-o-Dice: 8.5 tailed fox: An owl penis is called a "walla".

A human penis is called a "dick".

O RLY?
I call mine Iron Man!

Thenixon

FTFA: They originally were pulling him along with a rope, but he can now land on it to make it go by himself.

/cool story bro

8.5 tailed fox: An owl penis is called a "walla".

Walla Walla, Washington??

HA HA HA TONY OWL.

Pair-o-Dice: 8.5 tailed fox: An owl penis is called a "walla".

A human penis is called a "dick".

Johnson?

my owl has a skateboard, your argument is logical and well thought out.

sbchamp: Pair-o-Dice: 8.5 tailed fox: An owl penis is called a "walla".

A human penis is called a "dick".

Johnson?

You rang sir?

First Tony Hawk, now this.

Came here for the Rollin/Hatin photoshop. Leaving disappointed.

We're OWL exterminators!

owl thread - nice!

8.5 tailed fox: An owl penis is called a "walla".

I call my owl penis "Mr. Gristle".

8.5 tailed fox: An owl penis is called a "walla".


exactly right. thats why the world's best onions come from "two owl dick" washington.

Ninja Wicked: sbchamp: Pair-o-Dice: 8.5 tailed fox: An owl penis is called a "walla".

A human penis is called a "dick".

Johnson?

You rang sir?

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: 8.5 tailed fox: An owl penis is called a "walla".


exactly right. thats why the world's best onions come from "two owl dick" washington.

ICWUTUDIDTHUR

Hilarious! And cool.

Robot Devil's Advocate: Alby

That's racist.

::To the badly burned albanian boy:: I thought I killed you! (Alby growled, quite rascistly.)

y'all r funnah. rly

Since nobody's said it yet, "Silly owl, skateboards are for kids!"

I see your skateboarding owl, and I raise you the intimidating Eurasian Eagle-Owl.

CygnusDarius: I see your skateboarding owl, and I raise you the intimidating Eurasian Eagle-Owl.

He's not intimidating, just grumpy. And you would be too if your walla was pressed up against that ice.

feet strapped to the board, pulled by a string - given that i could skateboard too

How I read the headline:
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a skateboarding ow!

Owl is much cooler.

/Than I am

I_Am_Weasel: O RLY!

Done in one.

lukelightning: CygnusDarius: I see your skateboarding owl, and I raise you the intimidating Eurasian Eagle-Owl.

He's not intimidating, just grumpy. And you would be too if your walla was pressed up against that ice.

Humans have no walla.

roblarky: Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: 8.5 tailed fox: An owl penis is called a "walla".


exactly right. thats why the world's best onions come from "two owl dick" washington.

ICWUTUDIDTHUR

"Walla" is Arabic for "O Rly?"

The circle is complete.

Approves

hl'ed

i have no idea what you are talking about, so here's more ridiculous pictures of the day from telegraph:


dancing goat


boxing rabbits


robot teacher

Couldn't just about any smaller animal skateboard if you strapped its feet to the skateboard and pulled with a rope?

Pair-o-Dice: But contrary to expectation Alby is no night rider

Time to break out the Hasselhoff pix.



WE REMEMBER THE NIGHT RIDER