Gotta admit, that quality of police work is rare.

Who brings a meat thermometer to a movie theater? Besides this guy.

Who brings a neck to a meat thermometer fight? Besides the guy who got stabbed.

Studying to become an air conditioner technician.

Used a meat thermometer.

I'd say this is a failing grade right off the bat.

He might get a raw deal if he doesn't get a lawyer with a fully-cooked defense.

If the victim was fat, are we still looing for 170 degrees?

I worked at the smaller theatre a block away from this one. Its not much of a shocker. The things i saw while working there. "shudders"

Shutter Island wasn't that bad...

Damn.... 1 millon for bail. That's some serious shiat.

Dude uses a meat thermometer? Really? I hope he can walk with those butterballs.

"Whitmore says Boullard is studying to be an air conditioner technician."

Not anymore!!!!

Good job LAPD!

Drakonas 2010-03-18 05:21:00 PM
I worked at the smaller theatre a block away from this one. Its not much of a shocker. The things i saw while working there. "shudders"


Well......we don't have all day. Details, please.

On a side note...cell phones in movie theaters is why I cannot stand to ever go to the movies. People texting and talking on bright smart phone/blackberries/iPhones drive me nuts. It has tempted me to buy one of the pocket sized cell phone signal disruptors but just know I would get arrested or something as I have horrible luck.

/curse you...you bright screen texter two rows in front me

I still don't understand, from the original article, how these people left, got a meat thermometer, and then came back in.

Someone asked me to please quit talking on my cell phone the other night when I was at the movies.....I did. Then I followed them home, and over the last week, have been sneaking around their place while they are at work: I've re-arranged their rock garden, emotionally abused their poodle, and shouted obscenities at their houseplants.

/that'll teach 'em

Drakonas: I worked at the smaller theatre a block away from this one. Its not much of a shocker. The things i saw while working there. "shudders"

You worked at the 12?

I saw "Troy" there. Never again will I set foot in that pit. And it could be decent, too, but unfortunately we have all the prison widows & their crotchdroppings in the area.

non compos mentat: Studying to become an air conditioner technician.

Used a meat thermometer.

I'd say this is a failing grade right off the bat.

Could you tell me about the use of meat thermometers in the field of air conditioner installations? Besides stabbing some guy's neck in a movie theater of course.

Mtop18: Drakonas 2010-03-18 05:21:00 PM
I worked at the smaller theatre a block away from this one. Its not much of a shocker. The things i saw while working there. "shudders"


Well......we don't have all day. Details, please.

well my favorite is kind of a typical thing caught in a theatre. It was last run of the movies for the night and i walked in a theatre and found 2 people farking in the theatre. I got all the staff together turned on the florescent lights and we all walked in the theatre applauding. They were so freaked out fell on the ground, grabbed there clothes and dashed out the emergency exit naked. Which that exit leads to the main blvd of the city.

Found an image of Thermometer stabber


oh man this guy has gone to the karaoke\dance night I run out here on fridays.

so it is Clarice.....

Drakonas: Found an image of Thermometer stabber


oh man this guy has gone to the karaoke\dance night I run out here on fridays.

That's not what i expected Landry Boullard to look like at all.

Fry the bastard! Oh, wait...

southern78: On a side note...cell phones in movie theaters is why I cannot stand to ever go to the movies. People texting and talking on bright smart phone/blackberries/iPhones drive me nuts. It has tempted me to buy one of the pocket sized cell phone signal disruptors but just know I would get arrested or something as I have horrible luck.

/curse you...you bright screen texter two rows in front me

You can conceal those easily. No one knows where the jammer is.

Okieboy: Someone asked me to please quit talking on my cell phone the other night when I was at the movies.....I did. Then I followed them home, and over the last week, have been sneaking around their place while they are at work: I've re-arranged their rock garden, emotionally abused their poodle, and shouted obscenities at their houseplants.

/that'll teach 'em

If they have garden gnomes, here's a fun thing you can do: each day, move them all a tiny bit closer to his house and gradually turn them around so that they're all facing the house.

In other news. The Air Conditioning Maintenance market is unaffected.

We should be celebrating this man's life. He's a f*cking movie theater experience patriot. This man gave his life to protect others from a shiatty movie experience and now he'll forever be a martyr to the cause.

His name was Robert Paulson [name withheld by LAPD]

That's awful! What did the cinema thermometer ever do to him?

sinistermonk: We should be celebrating this man's life. He's a f*cking movie theater experience patriot. This man gave his life to protect others from a shiatty movie experience and now he'll forever be a martyr to the cause.

His name was Robert Paulson [name withheld by LAPD] Landry Boullard
FTFY

i wonder what the breaking point is for the current state of movie theatres. no one seems to like them: too expensive, too many children, too many cell phone people, too many obnoxious teenagers, too many loud "canadians", getting stuck in the crappy seats up front, can't drink ...

some of these things can be fixed but as more and more people invest in kick ass home setups the revenue for movieplexes is going to plummet. i see this going in one of two directions, possibly both:

1. going to the movies is like going to a punk show. it's cheap, someone's nose is getting broken, and people are there to be loud.

2. $25 for a seat, proper attire required, all cell phones must be checked, talkers will be escorted out.

hes gonna get a rectal meat thermometer.

So I take it the asshole on the cell phone isn't getting charged with anything? He did kinda cause this whole altercation....
Maybe Drakonas will see him at karaoke and sing that God awful Phil Collins song to him.

burgle23: So I take it the asshole on the cell phone isn't getting charged with anything? He did kinda cause this whole altercation....
Maybe Drakonas will see him at karaoke and sing that God awful Phil Collins song to him.

"Bake him away, Toys!"

CarriePrejean: I still don't understand, from the original article, how these people left, got a meat thermometer, and then came back in.

that's what I've been asking all along.

traylor: Could you tell me about the use of meat thermometers in the field of air conditioner installations? Besides stabbing some guy's neck in a movie theater of course.

I'm thinking that a meat thermometer wouldn't be a work utensil for him. Since this was important enough to include in the article, I can only assume that this would be considered badly equipped for his training.

Air conditioners are notoriously devoid of meat.

/mostly

I'm starting to notice all the AV people here on Fark. Why has there not been an Antelope Valley Fark party yet?

DING! biatch is done!

NutWrench 2010-03-18 06:17:15 PM
Okieboy: Someone asked me to please quit talking on my cell phone the other night when I was at the movies.....I did. Then I followed them home, and over the last week, have been sneaking around their place while they are at work: I've re-arranged their rock garden, emotionally abused their poodle, and shouted obscenities at their houseplants.

/that'll teach 'em

If they have garden gnomes, here's a fun thing you can do: each day, move them all a tiny bit closer to his house and gradually turn them around so that they're all facing the house.



Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!

InfernalCatfish: I'm starting to notice all the AV people here on Fark. Why has there not been an Antelope Valley Fark party yet?

Good question. Drakonas, you work at a bar, get on that.