Pareidolia is so much fun! Next let's go look for Elvis-shaped clouds!

Is this supposed to be a Magic Eye?

It's a freaking rock. Next.

For some reason, I first read that as "Natalie Wood".

It's a streetlight some rocks.

I'd hit it.

I thought it was Jesus...

That looks almost nothing at all like a skeleton.

It's Buddha, he's pondering.

I seriously doubt that any body dumped into the ocean near Aruba five years ago is anywhere near Aruba today.

At last, his family can have closure.

And someone at the FBI is getting paid tax dollars to look at that.

wow...didn't realize she was a rock golem

pwhp_67: I thought it was Jesus...

Copy and paste
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LT-fH3sG_ic/SvMiTeR__HI/AAAAAAAAByM/RYm99yWGq6Y/s320/ c over(3024).jpg

It's the skeleton of a tiny Iron Giant.

MorphOSX: It's a freaking rock. Next.

We were at the beach,
Everybody had matching towels,
Somebody went under a dock,
And there they saw a rock,
It wasn't a rock,
It was a corpse of Natalee Holloway!

Natalee Holloway.

NATALEE HOLLOWAY!!!

DOWN, DOWWWWWWWWN!!!!!

bugmn99: At last, his family can have closure.

Brother Kenneth! Back from The Great War!

Alabama needs its own tag.

Here's a better picture of that rock.

So is the picture of Natalie so we can try to make the comparison, or just in case we forgot she was a young white woman?

Yawn. Pile of rocks. Those people are nuts.

I'd like to know what creature possesses the tail seen on the right side of the pic, though. Marine life is interesting.

"I couldn't believe they weren't getting back with something," he said of authorities.

Yes, because it can only be Natalee Holloway and not some other unfortunate soul. >.> What were the authorities suppose to do besides pass that information on to the Aruba authorizes?

Lets trust his gut feeling though!

"I didn't want to contact the mother because she was a basket case over this whole thing," said Muldowney, who noted that she was portrayed like that in a Lifetime TV movie.

Ah, I see, just because she was a basket case in the lifetime TV movie she is clearly a basket case. >.>

*shrugs*

This seems to be the month for finding the remains of missing white girls.

keithrogan: Here's a better picture of that rock.

Looks like a rock to me.

keithrogan: Here's a better picture of that rock.

Came here to say that we should wait for a better picture before passing judgment... Yeah, please go on and criticize the old fool for all he's worth.

Looks like a skinny robocop.

I'm a little confused. If that was the remains of Natalie Holloway, it would a skeleton. Only bones. That looks likes bones and tissue. And wouldn't the obvious fact of looking at 'bones' on the bottom be a dead give away to the woman snapping the picture? Is that a hard thing to miss? And why are they sure it's Natalie, instead of some other corpse?

What a raq may look like

Bones are just rocks to begin with. AFter laying on the floor of the bay for a few years there would be concretions built up on them so they would look more like ordinary rocks and less like a skeleton.
I'd like to see a bigger pic with as little compression as possible. You can't tell shiat from this one.

I think I found her!

Paging Nancy Grace! Paging Nancy Grace!

indarwinsshadow: I'm a little confused. If that was the remains of Natalie Holloway, it would a skeleton. Only bones. That looks likes bones and tissue. And wouldn't the obvious fact of looking at 'bones' on the bottom be a dead give away to the woman snapping the picture? Is that a hard thing to miss? And why are they sure it's Natalie, instead of some other corpse?

Because they watch Nancy Grace. A lot.

Seen swimming nearby ...

joeyromeo: I seriously doubt that any body dumped into the ocean near Aruba five years ago is anywhere near Aruba today.

You KNOW taht Faux News is going to find "an expert" who will contradict you and the rest of reality.

Finally something RockIsDead can comment on with authority.

If he would have waited a few seconds, she would have shown him the treasure!

RIP Rick James.

pwhp_67: I think I found her!

and
Rapmaster2000: RIP Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, and the Big Bopper.

owe me both a new keyboard and (2 seconds later) a clean shirt. You guys work out who sends what.

OMG NATALEE HOLLOWAY!




/it's rocks, dude

I don't see the resemblance.

As someone from just outside Manheim.... I'm not surprised in the least. And I still can't see a skeleton.

hurr durr

Lampmonster: So is the picture of Natalie so we can try to make the comparison, or just in case we forgot she was a young white woman?

Oh Farkitol...

View from a different angle:

Hey guys, I just found the Chicago Seven!

Rapmaster2000: RIP Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, and the Big Bopper.


LOL.

I've been able to remove some of the distortion caused by the water and currents and sand. I've got to say it's pretty convincing.

File to big to post here. Here's a Link (new window)

The most Epic™ part of that article:

"Good Morning America is trying to get us on tomorrow morning, but we already promised CNN we wouldn't release it to any other national media before them," [John Muldowney] said..

... while holding-up a copy of the picture for a camera that just posted the picture of him and the picture on the Internet.

Rapmaster2000: RIP Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, and the Big Bopper.

If you'd left off the RIP, that would've been funny.

Instead, you merely summoned the RIPtards.

/besides it isn't even a death thread