If a man ever steals your woman, be patient. Eventually, you will want to thank him.

lulz

Well done, submitter, that's a hearty LOL right there.

HULK SMAAAAAAAAASH!

I don't know, if I read that right, it was his sisters husband (so his BIL) who slept with his wife.

If you were the guy doing that, you know there is a beating heading your way.

You know you have been farking too much in one day when:

I read that headline as "Man catches wife on fire in bed" and thought of slofut in the sexual partners thread down a few. sheesh.

as you were...

Am I reading that right? The victim is also the assailant's brother-in-law? Wow. I was expecting to see that it was in Terre Haute.

I never really understood why a guy would get pissed off at the other guy banging his chick. Shouldn't he be pissed off at the chick? She's the one cheating. The other guy is actually doing you a favor by showing you how cruddy your girl is.

Manta537: If a man ever steals your woman, be patient. Eventually, you will want to thank him.

True.

The longer I live here, the more I see that Indiana is at least in the top ten of deserving its own tag

debug: I never really understood why a guy would get pissed off at the other guy banging his chick. Shouldn't he be pissed off at the chick? She's the one cheating. The other guy is actually doing you a favor by showing you how cruddy your girl is.

True, but you can't punch your girl. So you let out your agression on the other guy, and then scream and cuss at your lady.

FTA: "William Smith began hitting her and threw her to the ground as well, before returning to beat Burton again"

Sounds like a saturday night at the trailer park to me. A "mena je faux pas" I believe it is called.

That's what happens when you mow another man's lawn.

debug: I never really understood why a guy would get pissed off at the other guy banging his chick. Shouldn't he be pissed off at the chick? She's the one cheating. The other guy is actually doing you a favor by showing you how cruddy your girl is.

Yeah, but you still gotta take that rage out on somebody. In that circumstance, I imagine it would be the closest person that's not a woman.

Plus, if she likes the guy(assuming, given the sex), she'd probably be pretty distraught over seeing her lover get dominated by a tv. Sort of like killing somebodys family and stringing up the corpses in their living room, instead of killing the actual guy.

Except not as extreme.

Manta537: If a man ever steals your woman, be patient. Eventually, you will want to thank him.

damn right.

"Serial Mom! Serial Mom! Serial Mom! Serial Mom!"

/Too obscure?

Dear diary-
You're not gonna believe this sh*t...

I'm reminded of that hilarious scene in the b-movie "Mother's Day" when the kidnapped girls plop the TV on the redneck's head and plant an axe in his groin. Man, I miss drive-in theaters.

Savian: That's what happens when you mow another man's lawn.

He was down with o.p.p.

/yeah you know me

sboyle1020: debug: I never really understood why a guy would get pissed off at the other guy banging his chick. Shouldn't he be pissed off at the chick? She's the one cheating. The other guy is actually doing you a favor by showing you how cruddy your girl is.

True, but you can't punch your girl. So you let out your agression on the other guy, and then scream and cuss at your lady.

Its still just pussy, and you can get pussy just about everywhere

katghoti: FTA: "William Smith began hitting her and threw her to the ground as well, before returning to beat Burton again"

Sounds like a saturday night at the trailer park to me. A "mena je faux pas" I believe it is called.

Exactly. Wasn't this on an episode of COPS^TM a few weeks ago?

Classy Joint

That's a cheap divorce, right there, Hero tag for everyone.

sboyle1020: debug: I never really understood why a guy would get pissed off at the other guy banging his chick. Shouldn't he be pissed off at the chick? She's the one cheating. The other guy is actually doing you a favor by showing you how cruddy your girl is.

True, but you can't punch your girl. So you let out your agression on the other guy, and then scream and cuss at your lady.

Or, in Texas, you can shoot her (as long as you shoot them both)

IdBeCrazyIf: sboyle1020: debug: I never really understood why a guy would get pissed off at the other guy banging his chick. Shouldn't he be pissed off at the chick? She's the one cheating. The other guy is actually doing you a favor by showing you how cruddy your girl is.

True, but you can't punch your girl. So you let out your agression on the other guy, and then scream and cuss at your lady.

Its still just pussy, and you can get pussy just about everywhere

true dat

If this happens does the wife still get alimony? Or does that depend on the state and such?

POPCORN!

/obscure?

MichianaJerk: Well all I can say about Valpo is the Speedway gas station on 30 has a drive thru WhiteCastle with road sliders which fill you up til you hit 41 and unincorporated Brunswick(It's in Indiana but close to Crete.) Oh used stock up on guns at Fetla's.

Was that a thread-jack or a high-jack?

Reminds me of a punchline to a long joke: "So I'm naked inside a refrigerator..."

Maybe the husband wasn't angry over his wife cheating with some guy, but pissed that his BIL was cheating on his sister.

Billy Ligue: Classy Joint

When I pull up to a lodging establishment, the first thing I want to see is the dumpster.

"I caught the man raping and strangling my wife, I guess I killed the man too late - It seems he had already killed my wife."

Hire a good attorney.

Well, I guess it's nice to see my town on Fark.

FTA:
William Smith, 46, is being held at the Porter County Jail for aggravated battery...

Now this is a story
all about how my life
got twisted upside down....

http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/niven/142/img/op0805.jpg


I'da hit him too

sboyle1020: debug: I never really understood why a guy would get pissed off at the other guy banging his chick. Shouldn't he be pissed off at the chick? She's the one cheating. The other guy is actually doing you a favor by showing you how cruddy your girl is.

True, but you can't punch your girl. So you let out your agression on the other guy, and then scream and cuss at your lady.

doesn't it say he gave her a couple of good smacks too?

Manta537: If a man ever steals your woman, be patient. Eventually, you will want to thank him.

I hate overused meme's, but THIS!

I hope I never find out what I would do if confronted with such a thing.

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jealousy is fear.

Rapmaster2000: Billy Ligue: Classy Joint

When I pull up to a lodging establishment, the first thing I want to see is the dumpster.

Very convenient when you want to dump the body after you check out.

aninconvenienterection: jealousy is fear.

betrayal is cowardice.

I came in here to say "never lie never cheat because it drives people crazy" but I've actually gone over to the side of "never be mad at the guy because he did you a huge favor."


I like that, I'm going to work it in to my damaged psyche.

PumpUpDaFark: Rapmaster2000: Billy Ligue: Classy Joint

When I pull up to a lodging establishment, the first thing I want to see is the dumpster.

Very convenient when you want to dump the body after you check out.

Or the murder weapon

Billy Ligue: PumpUpDaFark: Rapmaster2000: Billy Ligue: Classy Joint

When I pull up to a lodging establishment, the first thing I want to see is the dumpster.

Very convenient when you want to dump the body after you check out.

Or the murder weapon

Or the bloody t.v.

I'm staying in Valpo next week for a couple days. So glad it was at some type of hotel like that and not an actual nice place like where I am staying. Whew.

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