If you don't have a driver's license and have been arrested for it 14 times already, you might as well pull out the crack pipe and cell phone and put the pedal to the metal because the cops obviously want to pull you over and they'll be happier if you don't make them work for it.

I live in Gulfport and it's easily the best town in all of Florida (if one is a Farker).

(For the love of Darwin Awards, leave it off.)

Confabulat: I live in Gulfport and it's easily the best town in all of Florida (if one is a Farker).

Dunedin would like to have a word with you...

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

FOR THE LOVE OF GORBACHEV, PUT THIS MANIAC IN A STRAITJACKET

Confabulat: I live in Gulfport and it's easily the best town in all of Florida (if one is a Farker).

I love Gulfport. What are the names of the bars across from the Casino now?
Ahhh shiat I have fond fond memories of the playground there too.
Now I'm going to go remember shiat I should have forgotten.

Can he technically be fined if he hasn't agreed to abide by the traffic laws of Florida by legally obtaining a driver's license?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

FOR THE LOVE OF GORBACHEV

But it's different when Obama and Pelosi do it?

jaylectricity: Can he technically be fined if he hasn't agreed to abide by the traffic laws of Florida by legally obtaining a driver's license?

Since when do you have to agree to laws before they're binding?

Abner Doon: jaylectricity: Can he technically be fined if he hasn't agreed to abide by the traffic laws of Florida by legally obtaining a driver's license?

Since when do you have to agree to laws , or even know the laws exist, before they're binding?


FTFM

Abner Doon: jaylectricity: Can he technically be fined if he hasn't agreed to abide by the traffic laws of Florida by legally obtaining a driver's license?

Since when do you have to agree to laws before they're binding?

Traffic laws are different. I'm just saying, you can refuse a breathalyzer when you get pulled over. In this state you lose your license for six months if you do that. You agree to submit to a test when you apply for the license.

Wtf is floridas problem

shorynot: Wtf is floridas problem

It's full of Floridians, to start with.

Subby fails at grammar.

Oh Florida, you so crazy!

ZAZ: If you don't have a driver's license and have been arrested for it 14 times already, you might as well pull out the crack pipe and cell phone and put the pedal to the metal because the cops prosecutors obviously want to pull you over and they'll be happier if you don't make them work for it don't care.

jaylectricity: Abner Doon: jaylectricity: Can he technically be fined if he hasn't agreed to abide by the traffic laws of Florida by legally obtaining a driver's license?

Since when do you have to agree to laws before they're binding?

Traffic laws are different. I'm just saying, you can refuse a breathalyzer when you get pulled over. In this state you lose your license for six months if you do that. You agree to submit to a test when you apply for the license.

i'm pretty sure you're right, live in florida, heard neat tale of 15yr boy couldnt be busted for dui because he didn't have a license therefore never consented to a sobriety test, like it says on your florida id, maybe the fact he was 15 helped, but im pretty sure you can charge 15 yr olds with other crimes so who knows.

also on a side note i was pulled over and tickted for no seat belt
that was the only thing i was pulled over for
cop was not even in a car just yelled at me to pull off at a stop sign
most embarrasing way to be pulled over.
i buckled my belt before he walked up to the car but still got ticketed


any farkers out there fought a seat belt ticket and won, would like to know how

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FOR THE LOVE OF GORBACHEV, PUT THIS MANIAC IN A STRAITJACKET

I once saw a great Russian doll where each shell was a leader of the USSR. Someone also had one made featuring Clinton and his alleged mistresses, and the center doll was a burning roach (or a cigar.)

Lenin Stalin Malenkov Exhibit Closed forever rule the USSR!

Well, did he fill out an Organ Donor card?

Let him go... I'm just saying, I'm gonna need a new liver someday.

/no calling dibs

Oznog: Well, did he fill out an Organ Donor card?

Let him go... I'm just saying, I'm gonna need a new liver someday.

/no calling dibs

During his last conviction, in April 2009, police said, a judge also suspended his driver's license for five years.

Yeah right, like that'll make him think twice now...

Doing alright
A little driving on a Saturday night
And come what may
Gonna dance the day away...

Driver's Seat....
Whooahaoo...
Driver's Seat....
Yeaaahhh....

Gyrfalcon: shorynot: Wtf is floridas problem

It's full of Floridians, to start with.



Has a unique solution:

jaylectricity

In most states it's the act of driving that is considered to indicate consent to various traffic-related laws and any consent given on the license application is redundant.

Castrate him. Yeah yeah it's extreme and seems completely unnecessary, but you'll understand in a year or two.

Laws making seat belt violations "primary offenses" (things you can get pulled over for instead of only charged with once you're already pulled over for something else) just invite police abuse.

Any cop can say of anyone "From where I was viewing him, he appeared not to have his seat belt on" or "His appearance [or movement within the car, etc.] suggested that he did not have a seat belt on." It's even worse when you consider that the standard for stopping automobiles is reasonable suspicion, which is lower even than probable cause (itself a much lower standard than you might think, especially in practical application).

/rant

People should be sentenced to death once they break 10 of anything.

zepplinrules: People should be sentenced to death once they break 10 of anything.

bones?
commandments?
winds?

See, here's the problem with idiots like this. They think like this: Actions don't cause consequences. PEOPLE cause consequences.

For example, if you (well, most of you) or I steal something and get caught, our thought is "I probably shouldn't have stolen that...". These people will think "I probably shouldn't have gotten caught...".

This idiot apparently hasn't made the correllation between "not having a license" and "not wearing a seatbelt" and "getting in trouble". All he's figured out is that there's a correllation between "getting caught" and "getting in trouble". And this, I think, is the key difference between "normal, functioning members of society" and "utter farktards who breathe through their mouths".

/rant completed

This person's neighbors should kill him for the good of society. His crimes will only get worse. Who could possibly miss such a degenerate?

Subby should move to North Korea

Randy Lane Borrow is an excitable roadway passage user...I for one am not surprised. And at 37 he's too old for new tricks...

> jaylectricity: Can he technically be fined if he hasn't agreed to abide by the traffic laws of Florida by legally obtaining a driver's license?
A family friend (in his sixties now) has never had a drivers license. He never applied for one. Not a criminal or anything. He just doesn't agree to abide by rules he doesn't like. A real smart an independent guy. In our state, when you apply for a drivers license you agree to wave certain rights, giving the state the legal ability do things you really may not want them to do, one of which is a trial by jury when more than twenty dollars is involved (seventh amendment), or seize your car without due process. Well, he has occasionally gotten pulled over and given a ticket for something (as we all do from time to time) and each time he takes it to court and requests a trial by jury. The judges have always dismissed everything.

I wish I had been informed that I was signing away rights when I applied for a license. I probably wouldn't have one.

Cease operating this vehicle or we shall take away your license a second time.

Instead of taking his license, they need to take his vehicles.