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(Ireland OnLine) Scary It is a forward, assertive vintage, with dominant notes of oak, dark currant and tooth shards, the perfect bottle for rousing your sleeping brother who refuses to leave your easy chair   (breakingnews.iol.ie) divider line 20
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UsikFark 2010-03-16 03:04:57 AM  
At least it wasn't a bottle of Duff.

 
WFern 2010-03-16 03:08:32 AM  
An Irish drunk assaulted someone with a liquor bottle?

I guess the stereotype factory is working overtime this week.

 
fluffybunny [recently expired TotalFark] 2010-03-16 03:11:25 AM  
Let me be the first to say:


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AlbinosRPeople2 2010-03-16 03:19:00 AM  
www.collegiatewaterpolo.org

Irish? Fighting? Naaaaaaaaaaaah.

 
ultraholland [TotalFark] 2010-03-16 03:30:59 AM  
TFA: he said before he added that he had been drinking heavily and using cannabis that night.

HA! I knew it! The Irish can usually hold their drink and are generally friendly when drunk, but you throw some pot in the mix and BAM, they get all violent. And that's not specific to the Irish. Really anybody will go off the deep end when using marijuana. I've seen it plenty of times and would rather not be subjected to it, so please keep your pot at home if you plan on partying.

 
eeeleeet [TotalFark] 2010-03-16 03:48:21 AM  
ultraholland: TFA: he said before he added that he had been drinking heavily and using cannabis that night.

HA! I knew it! The Irish can usually hold their drink and are generally friendly when drunk, but you throw some pot in the mix and BAM, they get all violent. And that's not specific to the Irish. Really anybody will go off the deep end when using marijuana. I've seen it plenty of times and would rather not be subjected to it, so please keep your pot at home if you plan on partying.


Not sure if serious.

Good to see you on here, I was the kind TFer that sponsored you last month.

 
UsikFark 2010-03-16 03:58:26 AM  
eeeleeet: ultraholland: TFA: he said before he added that he had been drinking heavily and using cannabis that night.

HA! I knew it! The Irish can usually hold their drink and are generally friendly when drunk, but you throw some pot in the mix and BAM, they get all violent. And that's not specific to the Irish. Really anybody will go off the deep end when using marijuana. I've seen it plenty of times and would rather not be subjected to it, so please keep your pot at home if you plan on partying.

Not sure if serious.

Good to see you on here, I was the kind TFer that sponsored you last month.


Sarcasm, pointing out the afterthought mention of pot in a user who had been drinking heavily and turned violent.

 
Skyrmion 2010-03-16 04:02:37 AM  
"Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old-and-Yellow, which is particularly heavy and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat"

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2010-03-16 04:06:23 AM  
I bet he isn't whining about it.

 
HelenKellersFingers 2010-03-16 04:09:26 AM  
Everyone knows it's pot than booze, never the other way around.
As in: liquor before beer, the head is clear. Beer before liquor you'll never be sicker.

/whatever

 
Maxor 2010-03-16 04:19:17 AM  
This guy wasn't irish he was english says so right in the article. Oh and they were not brothers way to fail subby.

 
Badgerlad 2010-03-16 04:24:02 AM  
(Ireland OnLine) Obvious tag busy?

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2010-03-16 04:38:36 AM  
If I assaulted a member of my family like that, I'd apologize, then disappear into the woods forever and make sure I was never found.

 
doobiebrother 2010-03-16 04:52:19 AM  
i'm with Maxor on this one,
being irish meself- believe me when i say, i'd have the good grace to knock your teeth out with my own fist.

that said, please don't use cannabis as an excuse.
booze = violence (or lack of inhibition/singing/laughing in my case)
cannabis = laughter, hunger, fascination, introspection
mixing the two = trouble if you're a homeless english douchebag getting evicted

 
JasonOfOrillia 2010-03-16 05:23:31 AM  
Skyrmion: "Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old-and-Yellow, which is particularly heavy and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat"

Better than one that really opens up the sluices at both ends.

 
ThrobblefootSpectre 2010-03-16 06:10:20 AM  
Cool, so the homeless guy gets free room and board for the next 18 months. Everyone wins.

 
booger42 2010-03-16 07:40:11 AM  
Was it an Australian wine?

/suitable for hand to hand combat?

 
the lunatic fringe 2010-03-16 10:18:38 AM  
comprehension that reading not ever strong with failure of subby...and no, i not fail engrish

 
kippyj [TotalFark] 2010-03-16 12:15:35 PM  
Obviously, the English can't hold their drink if it took a bottle in the face to wake him. Serious drinking should be left to the stereotypes who can handle it. I'm a wee bit ashamed of my Irish rootstock, finding out he used a bottle instead of his fist, though. Even a lass like me would know better.

 
ultraholland [TotalFark] 2010-03-16 02:58:50 PM  
eeeleeet: Not sure if serious.

Always joking.

Good to see you on here, I was the kind TFer that sponsored you last month.

ah yes, the Texas dog thread. Much appreciated man!

 
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