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(BBC) Strange Geez. You go on television in Georgia, falsely report that Russian tanks have invaded Tblisi and the country's president is dead, and all hell breaks loose   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 74
More: Strange, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, Russian Prime Minister, Russians, Georgians, invasions, emergency services  

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feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2010-03-13 09:29:13 PM  
No, traffic on 285 is always like that.

 
EricTheHalfABee [TotalFark] 2010-03-13 09:42:54 PM  
I bet that will have a negative effect on this year's peach crop :(

 
2wolves [TotalFark] 2010-03-13 09:51:44 PM  
So the Braves have started choking already?

 
gilgamesh23 [recently expired TotalFark] 2010-03-13 10:10:15 PM  
In other news, Martians have landed in New Jersey.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2010-03-13 10:57:23 PM  
Did President McCain declare war yet?

 
President Madagascar 2010-03-13 11:02:15 PM  
SHUT.

DOWN.

EVERYTHING!

 
Tymast 2010-03-13 11:04:08 PM  
epic troll

 
Vangor 2010-03-13 11:06:01 PM  
scottthong.files.wordpress.com

 
Nameless_One 2010-03-13 11:06:15 PM  
Are they past I-20 yet?

 
Oznog 2010-03-13 11:07:11 PM  
failblog.files.wordpress.com

 
Sum Dum Gai 2010-03-13 11:08:23 PM  
img28.imageshack.us

 
skinink 2010-03-13 11:09:42 PM  
Putin said "My Russkie, my Comrade don't put my love upon no shelf"; I said, "Don't tell me no lies and keep your tanks to yourself."

 
Hector Remarkable [TotalFark] 2010-03-13 11:10:16 PM  
I hate it when that happens.

 
Panty Sniffer 2010-03-13 11:11:49 PM  
This thread only needs someone posting the "I live in Georegeia" picture.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2010-03-13 11:13:02 PM  
Panty Sniffer: This thread only needs someone posting the "I live in Georegeia" picture.

Yeah I'm waiting for it. What's the holdup?

 
dennysgod 2010-03-13 11:13:27 PM  
gilgamesh23: In other news, Martians have landed in New Jersey.

I just heard on the radio that at least forty people, including six state troopers lie dead in a field east of the village of Grovers Mill, their bodies burned and distorted beyond all possible recognition.

 
Hector Remarkable [TotalFark] 2010-03-13 11:14:19 PM  
i.imgur.com

 
tolallorti 2010-03-13 11:14:20 PM  
This thread is winnar

 
Farker T 2010-03-13 11:16:02 PM  
img.photobucket.com

Clap.

 
Hagbardr 2010-03-13 11:19:19 PM  
I didn't read the thread at all, so I hope nobody has posted this yet:

img28.imageshack.us

It would really suck if I found out I was the fourth person posting this. That would be so embarrassing.

 
ferrocene 2010-03-13 11:20:01 PM  
Anyone got that georgeia pic?

 
Wrong_Intentions [TotalFark] 2010-03-13 11:20:53 PM  
Let's see if that wimp Carter sticks to his peace-lovin' hippie shiat now that their Russians rollin' into HIS home state!

/Wolverines?

 
r1niceboy 2010-03-13 11:21:14 PM  
Uga's dead?

 
meatofmystery 2010-03-13 11:26:28 PM  
please kill Sonny Perdue...PLEASE!!!

 
PowerSlacker 2010-03-13 11:27:15 PM  
What Georgia's defense force may look like:

www.hotindienews.com


/too soon?

 
greentea1985 [TotalFark] 2010-03-13 11:32:54 PM  
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Orson Welles is impressed

 
Panty Sniffer 2010-03-13 11:35:03 PM  
I watched some silly show on the History Channel where a plague hit the world and people had to try to rebuild societies. They had a disclaimer after every commercial break saying that the show was not a newscast and their is no reason to panic. About ten years ago there was a commercial for a car that featured a car driving up and down the sides of buildings. They had a disclaimer saying, "Professional driver. Do not try this." People are idiots.

 
Oldiron_79 2010-03-13 11:35:09 PM  
So are they getting close to Chattanooga yet?

 
Stonerbloopers [TotalFark] 2010-03-13 11:40:21 PM  
Somebody should post that "I live in Georegeia" picture, or say something about Orson Welles.

/No really. I'd like that a lot.

 
2wolves [TotalFark] 2010-03-13 11:41:27 PM  
Oldiron_79: So are they getting close to Chattanooga yet?

Guarding my poi
Is that the cat
that used to chew you?

 
funmonger 2010-03-13 11:41:28 PM  
If I was Russia, I'd invade NOW.

 
MikeFallopian 2010-03-13 11:45:12 PM  
heh, anyone remember this from the last time Georgia was in the news?

img28.imageshack.us

 
gamempire 2010-03-13 11:52:10 PM  
FTA: "Imedi TV said the aim of the report had been to show how events might unfold if the president were killed."

nowsourcing.com

 
texastag 2010-03-13 11:58:13 PM  
Play the original 'Ghost Recon' game again. The scenario of Russia invading Georgia and mission dates are pretty close to the actual events.

Weird.

/Rescue Papashvili for mission bonus

 
funmonger 2010-03-14 12:02:07 AM  
texastag: Play the original 'Ghost Recon' game again. The scenario of Russia invading Georgia and mission dates are pretty close to the actual events.

Weird.

/Rescue Papashvili for mission bonus


I was going to make a Splinter Cell joke but didn't think anyone would get it.

/or care.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2010-03-14 12:05:59 AM  
I am going to post this image because other people have posted it in this thread and it would be amusing to pretend that I was the first one when in fact several people have posted it already

img28.imageshack.us

 
GOB 2010-03-14 12:06:47 AM  
Panty Sniffer: I watched some silly show on the History Channel where a plague hit the world and people had to try to rebuild societies. They had a disclaimer after every commercial break saying that the show was not a newscast and their is no reason to panic. About ten years ago there was a commercial for a car that featured a car driving up and down the sides of buildings. They had a disclaimer saying, "Professional driver. Do not try this." People are idiots Lawyers are moneygrubbing asshole scumbags .

FTFY

 
cc_rider 2010-03-14 12:07:23 AM  
Can we use Saxby Chambliss as a human shield?

/Wolverines!

 
jdmac 2010-03-14 12:20:02 AM  
gamempire: FTA: "Imedi TV said the aim of the report had been to show how events might unfold if the president were killed."

thebsreport.files.wordpress.com

 
Clete Orris 2010-03-14 12:24:59 AM  
I refuse to lower myself to the level of repeating that....

img28.imageshack.us

Oh, damn.

 
phalamir 2010-03-14 12:25:43 AM  
cc_rider: Can we use Saxby Chambliss as a human shield?

/Wolverines!


Wolverines? What the shiat would we want with some pansy-ass Big 10 cock-smokers in Georgia?

/Boll-weevils!!
//Christ on a crutch, why will the Lord not deliver us from Yankee idiocy?
///And, yes I know what the reference is from, but if Mr. Wolverine meets Mr. Alligator, Mr. Wolverine will morph real fast into Mr. Hors D'oeuvre

 
stuffy 2010-03-14 12:30:01 AM  
Who would think that was a good idea?

 
Fano 2010-03-14 12:30:44 AM  
cc_rider: Can we use Saxby Chambliss as a human shield?

/Wolverines!


Only if we can let Cynthia McKinney grease the treads of their tanks.

 
EvilKatGurl [TotalFark] 2010-03-14 12:47:06 AM  
Came for the Atlanta and Cynthia McKinney references, leaving satisfied.

/Now if only I could find that picture of some guy asking a stupid question about it on Yahoo Answers...

 
johnsoninca [TotalFark] 2010-03-14 01:16:20 AM  
www.pbs.org
Photo of the Russian general

 
zamboni 2010-03-14 01:20:26 AM  
Gee, I was just coming to ask why no dumbass had posted a picture of Sherman yet... and right on cue there ya go.

 
Gyrfalcon [recently expired TotalFark] 2010-03-14 01:29:17 AM  
Nameless_One: Are they past I-20 yet?

I think they've set up RPGs on the roof of the Capitol!

 
video man 2010-03-14 01:37:55 AM  
img28.imageshack.us

 
Darth Invictus [TotalFark] 2010-03-14 01:39:30 AM  
gilgamesh23: In other news, Martians have landed in New Jersey.

LOL Awesome. Same thing I thought of.

 
Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay 2010-03-14 01:58:55 AM  
Geez. You go on radio in the United States, falsely report that martians have invaded the world and they're injecting human blood into themselves to feed, and all hell breaks loose

 
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