No, traffic on 285 is always like that.

I bet that will have a negative effect on this year's peach crop :(

So the Braves have started choking already?

In other news, Martians have landed in New Jersey.

Did President McCain declare war yet?

SHUT.

DOWN.

EVERYTHING!

epic troll

Are they past I-20 yet?

Putin said "My Russkie, my Comrade don't put my love upon no shelf"; I said, "Don't tell me no lies and keep your tanks to yourself."

I hate it when that happens.

This thread only needs someone posting the "I live in Georegeia" picture.

Panty Sniffer: This thread only needs someone posting the "I live in Georegeia" picture.

Yeah I'm waiting for it. What's the holdup?

gilgamesh23: In other news, Martians have landed in New Jersey.

I just heard on the radio that at least forty people, including six state troopers lie dead in a field east of the village of Grovers Mill, their bodies burned and distorted beyond all possible recognition.

This thread is winnar

Clap.

I didn't read the thread at all, so I hope nobody has posted this yet:



It would really suck if I found out I was the fourth person posting this. That would be so embarrassing.

Anyone got that georgeia pic?

Let's see if that wimp Carter sticks to his peace-lovin' hippie shiat now that their Russians rollin' into HIS home state!

/Wolverines?

Uga's dead?

please kill Sonny Perdue...PLEASE!!!

What Georgia's defense force may look like:




/too soon?

Orson Welles is impressed

I watched some silly show on the History Channel where a plague hit the world and people had to try to rebuild societies. They had a disclaimer after every commercial break saying that the show was not a newscast and their is no reason to panic. About ten years ago there was a commercial for a car that featured a car driving up and down the sides of buildings. They had a disclaimer saying, "Professional driver. Do not try this." People are idiots.

So are they getting close to Chattanooga yet?

Somebody should post that "I live in Georegeia" picture, or say something about Orson Welles.

/No really. I'd like that a lot.

Oldiron_79: So are they getting close to Chattanooga yet?

Guarding my poi
Is that the cat
that used to chew you?

If I was Russia, I'd invade NOW.

heh, anyone remember this from the last time Georgia was in the news?

FTA: "Imedi TV said the aim of the report had been to show how events might unfold if the president were killed."

Play the original 'Ghost Recon' game again. The scenario of Russia invading Georgia and mission dates are pretty close to the actual events.

Weird.

/Rescue Papashvili for mission bonus

texastag: Play the original 'Ghost Recon' game again. The scenario of Russia invading Georgia and mission dates are pretty close to the actual events.

Weird.

/Rescue Papashvili for mission bonus

I was going to make a Splinter Cell joke but didn't think anyone would get it.

/or care.

I am going to post this image because other people have posted it in this thread and it would be amusing to pretend that I was the first one when in fact several people have posted it already

Panty Sniffer: I watched some silly show on the History Channel where a plague hit the world and people had to try to rebuild societies. They had a disclaimer after every commercial break saying that the show was not a newscast and their is no reason to panic. About ten years ago there was a commercial for a car that featured a car driving up and down the sides of buildings. They had a disclaimer saying, "Professional driver. Do not try this." People are idiots Lawyers are moneygrubbing asshole scumbags .

FTFY

Can we use Saxby Chambliss as a human shield?

/Wolverines!

gamempire: FTA: "Imedi TV said the aim of the report had been to show how events might unfold if the president were killed."

I refuse to lower myself to the level of repeating that....



Oh, damn.

cc_rider: Can we use Saxby Chambliss as a human shield?

/Wolverines!

Wolverines? What the shiat would we want with some pansy-ass Big 10 cock-smokers in Georgia?

/Boll-weevils!!
//Christ on a crutch, why will the Lord not deliver us from Yankee idiocy?
///And, yes I know what the reference is from, but if Mr. Wolverine meets Mr. Alligator, Mr. Wolverine will morph real fast into Mr. Hors D'oeuvre

Who would think that was a good idea?

cc_rider: Can we use Saxby Chambliss as a human shield?

/Wolverines!

Only if we can let Cynthia McKinney grease the treads of their tanks.

Came for the Atlanta and Cynthia McKinney references, leaving satisfied.

/Now if only I could find that picture of some guy asking a stupid question about it on Yahoo Answers...

Photo of the Russian general

Gee, I was just coming to ask why no dumbass had posted a picture of Sherman yet... and right on cue there ya go.

Nameless_One: Are they past I-20 yet?

I think they've set up RPGs on the roof of the Capitol!

gilgamesh23: In other news, Martians have landed in New Jersey.

LOL Awesome. Same thing I thought of.

Geez. You go on radio in the United States, falsely report that martians have invaded the world and they're injecting human blood into themselves to feed, and all hell breaks loose