Ohm my.

This headline gets my AAA rating.

Shocking. Thankfully the cleanup teams are eveready.

Are you positive?

He was pulling a U turn. The sign said "No Outlet".

Ex-cell-ent.

Oh god...the puns just keep on going, and going, and going...

What a revolting headline.

Alkali was suspected as a factor in the crash.

That's a lot of acid that got dropped.

It wasn't the driver's fault. Lithium alone!

/rimshot

Watt on earth happened?

Hey guys! Watts going on in this thread?

So it stop and did not keep going?

FTA: Highway 150 between Independence and County Road D-47 is closed because of this semi accident.

I'd call this a full accident.

Musta happened near D.C.

-dntrfa

Damn you, No Catchy Nickname!

I'd wreck, too, if I was drivin' a bunch of bipolar units around.

Charge him with assault and battery.

I can tell this thread will be polarizing.

That had the potential to be much worse

I hear the driver may have to sit in jail faraday.

The problem was he was going way too fast. Note that those are car batteries. If a lead foot is going too fast, what's a lead load going to do??

So 45,000 pounds is the capacity of a semi then?

Kar98: Charge him with assault and battery.

those charges aren't grounded unless you can prove he broke ohm's law

That sure must have been somethin'....

DPWbrc: Musta happened near D.C.

-dntrfa

or Kinetic-cut

vudukungfu: Kar98: Charge him with assault and battery.

those charges aren't grounded unless you can prove he broke ohm's law

Sorry, I'm not up to date on current legal procedures.

vudukungfu: I'd wreck, too, if I was drivin' a bunch of bipolar units around.

It's OK if they're filled with lithium.

Kar98: So 45,000 pounds is the capacity of a semi then?

As long as you don't put them in backwards...

This thread has a lot of potential.

Kar98: vudukungfu: Kar98: Charge him with assault and battery.

those charges aren't grounded unless you can prove he broke ohm's law

Sorry, I'm not up to date on current legal procedures.

Guards! PUT THIS MAN IN A CELL!
And give him something to drink!

Herb Utsmelz:

It's OK if they're filled with lithium.

/still laughing and drooling maniacly at thatt.

No Catchy Nickname: It wasn't the driver's fault. Lithium alone!

/rimshot

Link

Driving not included.

vudukungfu: Kar98: vudukungfu: Kar98: Charge him with assault and battery.

those charges aren't grounded unless you can prove he broke ohm's law

Sorry, I'm not up to date on current legal procedures.

Guards! PUT THIS MAN IN A CELL!

WTF for? I'll resist!

Did he call AAA?

All of these negative comments are really shocking

Positive that the driver was on his cell. OHMg.

LOL. Try powering a clock with your ass.

humanshrapnel: I hear the driver may have to sit in jail faraday.

Only if he was charged with resistance of an officer. Otherwise he'll only be inserted in AA and the courts will keep an ion him.

I love you people.

Disturbing Porn Choreographer: Damn you, No Catchy Nickname!

Hah! 7 seconds.

/sorry

friedlinx: No Catchy Nickname: It wasn't the driver's fault. Lithium alone!

/rimshot

Link

Oooh, I like that. Not quite as good as Zombo.com, though.

It was just after dark when the truck started down
the hill that leads into Scranton Pennsylvania.
Carrying forty-five thousand pounds of batteries.

Watt do you guys want? It's not like the guy had any real power. It's not like he was transporting the Crown Joules.

C'mon, guys, if we want this thread to make two pages we're going to have to get the lead out!

SapperInTexas: C'mon, guys, if we want this thread to make two pages we're going to have to get the lead out!

I suppose I'll just have to drop some acid and chug some Jolt to induce me to make more lightning-fast puns.

I spoke with the driver of the semi. He said that he drove into the water on purpose. He thought that the batteries were overheating and he wanted to coulomb down.

SapperInTexas: C'mon, guys, if we want this thread to make two pages we're going to have to get the lead out!

Wire you asking us? Come up with something yourself.