HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Detroit must REALLY be hurting if people think 150.00 is a "big win"

That'll solve all of her problems for a couple of weeks days hours minutes.

That must be the most depressing casino in the history of the world.

jj325: Detroit must REALLY be hurting if people think 150.00 is a "big win"

This.

Plus if the guy was spending his $150 on 2 hookers, imagine how ugly they must've been. $150 doesn't get you crap in Vegas.

/or so I'm told

bberg: jj325: Detroit must REALLY be hurting if people think 150.00 is a "big win"

This.

Plus if the guy was spending his $150 on 2 hookers, imagine how ugly they must've been. $150 doesn't get you crap in Vegas.

/or so I'm told

For $150 you can get the best looking hookers in Detroit. So yes, you're right.

olddeegee: For $150 you can get the best looking hookers in Detroit. So yes, you're right.

$150 will get you an all-day gumjob in Motorless City
Not that I would know from personal experience...

NewportBarGuy: That must be the most depressing casino in the history of the world.

Seriously. The only time I went gambling, I got up to around a $100 in blackjack off a $20, but I was just having fun. It didn't come close to my mind that I was doing well off. And hell, this was in Panama, so multiply those values roughly by 3 for a US comparison to the local costs.

GAT_00: NewportBarGuy: That must be the most depressing casino in the history of the world.

Seriously. The only time I went gambling, I got up to around a $100 in blackjack off a $20, but I was just having fun. It didn't come close to my mind that I was doing well off. And hell, this was in Panama, so multiply those values roughly by 3 for a US comparison to the local costs.

What "Detroit" + "casino" brought to mind:

Forget it Jack. It's Detroit-town.

According to their website they do have penny slots. Even if you win, you're still a loser.

"They took my Social Security number"

You didn't give them a fake? Or just claim he didn't know it by heart?

jj325: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Detroit must REALLY be hurting if people think 150.00 is a "big win"


I must really be a high roller because my biggest score at a casino was $850.

NewportBarGuy: What "Detroit" + "casino" brought to mind:


IIRC, the building in that shot is The Plaza in Vegas.

/And it looks better than The Plaza.
//What a dump.
///And I hope their sports book burns to the ground.

At least he didn't go overboard and get a hotel room.

Didn't click, but I can guess at the outcome. The women stole his dough and drove off together cross-country until they reached the Grand Canyon, where they drove over the edge and plunged, yodeling all the way, into the depths.

I've been in many casinos in many cities in many countries, and Detroit's casinos are the only ones I've ever found too sad and depressing to gamble in. Hell, even having a drink at the bar was a downer.

Pocket Ninja: I've been in many casinos in many cities in many countries, and Detroit's casinos are the only ones I've ever found too sad and depressing to gamble in. Hell, even having a drink at the bar was a downer.

Take a discount gambling cruise for the weekend out of Tampa. I was a poor college student and I still felt dirty...

Are the cops able to describe what the stolen money looks like?

the women had robbed him at gunpoint in a room at the Econo Lodge on Stephenson Highway in Madison Heights.

Hey, big spender...

/DarWIN
//almost
///karma, maybe?

Mike Tyson's tiger unavailable for comment.

Picture yourself....

NewportBarGuy: That must be the most depressing casino in the history of the world.

Could be (new window).

NewportBarGuy: That must be the most depressing casino in the history of the world.

Its actually a very nice casino, the building is only a few years old, it has very nice restaurants and nicer hotel rooms than Bellagio.

hot :)

Were it the MGM in Vegas, $150 would have bought about two rounds of drinks for the three of them. Were it the Mandalay, it would have bought him the privilege of starting at a bottle of Kessler from across the casino.

*shakes head disapprovingly*

$150? Most places, a decent hotel room will eat up 90% of that payday. I kept re-reading the headline looking for the "thousand" I missed the time before.

At least he's still got his kidneys.

GoldSpider: *shakes head disapprovingly*

The dude was $999,850 short.

What Hollywood tells us a Detroit hooker would look like:

It's called a "trickroll." Happens quite frequently. I can't figure out how people have such an utterly high level of FAIL.

Gig103: You didn't give them a fake? Or just claim he didn't know it by heart?


He was probalby one of those idiots that carry around the card even though it says on the card not to carry it.

He made the mistake of whipping it out first.


/So did he come?

CheddarPants: According to their website they do have penny slots. Even if you win, you're still a loser.

I am not poor, but when when I go to gamble I am so cheap I can't bear the thought of losing real money. You would be amazed at how trilling nickel slots, $3 craps, dollar roulette and putting $5 on a football game at the sports book can be. Well it can be thrilling to me at least. I like to gamble and I know I will never hit a huge win this way. I will never lose an amount that makes me regret going either.

I put down $150 for maybe 5 minutes at the roulette table. This is just down right sad.

Walked away -$150 and walked away up $1400. Either way I go for fun and they give me free drinks in IL, so losing doesnt really worry me that much. I've seen people here throw down more and leave with a smile either way.

At least he didn't have a million dollars on him.

Pocket Ninja: I've been in many casinos in many cities in many countries, and Detroit's casinos are the only ones I've ever found too sad and depressing to gamble in. Hell, even having a drink at the bar was a downer.

You should try one on an indian reservation. Surrounded by squalor and staffed by gap-toothed alkies, they will suck the very soul from your body in minutes.

GoldSpider: *shakes head disapprovingly*

Damn, beat me to it!

1 born every minute...dumb ass deserves to be ripped off...

So...was it worth paying for pussy? (almost)

Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] Quote 2010-03-10 10:19:29 PM
I've been in many casinos in many cities in many countries, and Detroit's casinos are the only ones I've ever found too sad and depressing to gamble in. Hell, even having a drink at the bar was a downer.

Was it worse than the one in Swingers?

BravadoGT [TotalFark] Quote 2010-03-10 10:37:36 PM

Take a discount gambling cruise for the weekend out of Tampa. I was a poor college student and I still felt dirty...

Heh, I went on one of the SunCruz gambling boats out of Tampa. It wasnt a very big boat and the seas were like 4-6 ft in the gulf. Half the passengers were wrapped up in blankets on the top deck seasick. I didn't get seasick but the buffet still sucked.

Girlfriends always spend your money.

Wives always steal your money.

Those were criminals.

I'm surprised there was $150 left in Detroit.

Whenever there's two of 'em, it's just asking for trouble. Much respect to Lawrence, but being propositioned by more than one woman at a time should make those little bells and whistles in your head go off.

You calm down! I lost a tooth! I married a whore!

For $150, I'm sure you could buy the tallest building in Detroit.

/The best thing about Detroit is Axel Foley.
//And he's not real.

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Double down: Man says women wanted to party after he won at MGM Grand, asked him to jump in shower, robbed him at gumpoint
By Ric Romero| MLive.com
March 10, 2010, 8:47AM

A Recently released snowflake from the burbs says he was on a stroll Monday night: He won enough money to pay for one night (Single) at the MGM Grand in Detroit, met two alleged women who said they wanted to "party", got a motel room, and immediately lost his mind for no good reason. I cannot imagine cocaine was in anyway involved.

His luck ended there.

Fox 2 reports the man called 911 minutes later to report the "alleged" women had robbed him at guMpoint in a room at the Econo Lodge on That street, you know, over in MadDog Heights.

"They took my money. They took my Social Security number. They took my (driver's) license, and they took my I-Phone," he told this savvy gumshoe, asking not to be identified. Because, really, who gives out their social security number to 2 alleged women in the shower? I mean, like, we're all wet here, and if those leads are really as hot as you say they are, sure, my nads will get a jolt. But you two are still standing in the pudddle. Heck, I digress...
and have never been in the shower with two alleged women before.
Let alone those two.
Especially the redhead.

MadDawqg Heights police are looking for the women, who called themselves "Broomhitlta" and "Rodaney." They were last seen in a renteal vehicle that was paid for in cash.

"They are armed and dangerous, as far as we are aware at this point, and they should be treated as such," Lt. Corey Haines told Fox 2.

If you've seen their ad on Craig's List, call MadDieSon Heights police at (for a good time call.........

Went to go meet some pals at a riverboat casino in new orleans. It was pretty depressing. After about five minutes i said fark this and left.

/ vegas was awesome

vudukungfu: treated as such," Lt. Corey Haines told Fox 2.

If you've seen their ad on Craig's List, call MadDieSon Heights police at (for a good time call.........

I do so appologize, I meant Corey Haims!!!!
/very sloppy of me.

I work in a small locals casino in Reno. $150 can be a big win to small time gamblers. I was in Detroit when the Motor City Casino opened as a trainer. Big weekend (2 week stint for me). Good times until I landed in Henry Ford Hospital because of a cervical something or other...

What was I getting at?

Oh yeah, winning $20 is big business to some small time gamblers. Funny to watch but I'd rather see someone lose $20 than the one who owes $1900 for losses when their total losses are over $30k this year alone

I hate/love this business
//Play responsibly, please