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(Boston Globe) Strange Is it still considered stealing if you pay for it?   (boston.com) divider line 65
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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2010-03-10 10:26:52 AM  
It only says he tossed "some money" on the counter. Not "enough money to pay for it." He also made a declaration that he was robbing the store, which one would assume was intended (and received) as a thread of physical harm.

Also, he demanded and received a controlled substance for which he had no prescription. So there's another world of wrong on top his robbery.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2010-03-10 10:53:28 AM  
Under the right circumstances it could be robbery but not larceny. But I doubt these are the right circumstances.

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2010-03-10 10:54:12 AM  
He just had to put his copay on the counter, right?

 
HumbleGenius 2010-03-10 11:32:43 AM  
Is it okay to rape a hooker if you throw money at her afterward?

 
hartzdog 2010-03-10 11:34:07 AM  
Yes.

 
palad 2010-03-10 11:34:09 AM  
HumbleGenius: Is it okay to rape a hooker if you throw money at her afterward?

Yes. Next question?

 
Juc 2010-03-10 11:34:16 AM  
yes.

 
FarkedOver 2010-03-10 11:34:28 AM  
Paging the Philosoraptor!!

 
unicron702 2010-03-10 11:34:29 AM  
I understand he may not have had ENOUGH money to go to a dealer, but if he did...why didn't he just do that?

 
HumbleGenius 2010-03-10 11:34:45 AM  
palad: HumbleGenius: Is it okay to rape a hooker if you throw money at her afterward?

Yes. Next question?


Cool, just firming up my weekend plans.

 
therhinodep 2010-03-10 11:34:50 AM  
Oxycontin is a hell of a drug.

 
Scutter 2010-03-10 11:34:53 AM  
HumbleGenius: Is it okay to rape a hooker if you throw money at her afterward?

If you have to rape a hooker, you're doing it wrong.

 
EGRRyan 2010-03-10 11:35:06 AM  
The money needs to specifically go into the cash register!!!!


DAMN'T!

 
Watt Durden 2010-03-10 11:35:55 AM  
This guy has the right idea fark the fda fark prescriptions drugs should be uncontrolled. We need truth in advertising not government bullocracy.

 
Leeds 2010-03-10 11:36:09 AM  
HumbleGenius: Is it okay to rape a hooker if you throw money at her afterward?

Yes.


On another topic- Why the hell don't they say what the medication was? I's think very differently of the guy if it was heart medicine as opposed to viagara or sudophed. He could either be dying, horny, or a druggie. Why not say that in the article?

 
Panty Sniffer 2010-03-10 11:40:37 AM  
therhinodep: Oxycontin is a hell of a drug.

That's what I'm thinking he got. It would be nice if the article had more details.

 
vinnydoz007 2010-03-10 11:41:40 AM  
HumbleGenius: Is it okay to rape a hooker if you throw money at her afterward?

Yes but only if you kill her after and get your money back.

 
SlothB77 2010-03-10 11:42:07 AM  
what if the seller does not desire to sell you the item you paid for, no matter the price?

 
More_Like_A_Stain 2010-03-10 11:42:08 AM  
HumbleGenius: Is it okay to rape a hooker if you throw money at her afterward?

I thought I was supposed to run her down with my Hermes, then take the money, not leave it.

 
Saners 2010-03-10 11:44:23 AM  
What I expected before clicking on the link : Person grabs a candy bar and leaves the money to pay for it on the counter after waiting at the register without any employees coming to check them out.

What I learned after clicking on the link : Subby is an idiot.

 
Doink_Boink 2010-03-10 11:44:24 AM  
As a teen I used to do this all the time when I would "buy" cigarettes and the clerk asked for ID. They never chased me, but once at a supermarket a manager saw what I did and yanked me to the ground by my hoodie. I managed to get away, and I was the cool kid who took one for the smoking team. I quit that team six years ago.

 
Manfred J. Hattan 2010-03-10 11:45:51 AM  
Leeds: On another topic- Why the hell don't they say what the medication was? I's think very differently of the guy if it was heart medicine as opposed to viagara or sudophed. He could either be dying, horny, or a druggie. Why not say that in the article?

Here we go: Adderall, and he didn't pay for all of it. (new window)

 
HumbleGenius 2010-03-10 11:47:35 AM  
SlothB77: what if the seller does not desire to sell you the item you paid for, no matter the price?

I'd suggest you offer to turn out the lights.

 
Ok Lady 2010-03-10 11:47:56 AM  
HumbleGenius: Is it okay to rape a hooker if you throw money at her afterward?

yeah cuz that isnt rape-rape just like this isnt robbery-robbery.

/rape

 
krafty 2010-03-10 11:48:01 AM  
It was probably Viagra. Apparently he needed it to rape the hooker.

 
VCH 2010-03-10 11:49:24 AM  
media.comicvine.com

Approves

 
pxlboy [TotalFark] 2010-03-10 11:49:52 AM  
VCH: Approves

needs Astin

 
bbacher 2010-03-10 11:50:12 AM  
Isn't there some sort of "pastor/parishioner privilege" that the pastor violated here?

 
ttyymmnn 2010-03-10 11:50:43 AM  
Sure it wasn't this guy?

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Plant Rights Activist 2010-03-10 11:51:25 AM  
jamiemalanowski.com

Has a better way to get prescription drugs

 
EdwardBlake 2010-03-10 11:51:27 AM  
Manfred J. Hattan: Here we go: Adderall, and he didn't pay for all of it. (new window)

So, he was a college student that needed to study?

Or is there some other uses for Adderall that I'm not aware of?

 
Dirtybird971 2010-03-10 11:51:46 AM  
this just sounds like the opposite of the normal pharmacy transaction..."you want your drugs? You'd better bring a lot of cash"

 
joeflood [TotalFark] 2010-03-10 11:52:59 AM  
Robbery is not the same as stealing.

 
tuxq 2010-03-10 11:53:02 AM  
HumbleGenius: Is it okay to rape a hooker if you throw money at her afterward?

"her"? Since when are whores people?

 
bongmiester [TotalFark] 2010-03-10 11:54:35 AM  
Manfred J. Hattan: Leeds: On another topic- Why the hell don't they say what the medication was? I's think very differently of the guy if it was heart medicine as opposed to viagara or sudophed. He could either be dying, horny, or a druggie. Why not say that in the article?

Here we go: Adderall, and he didn't pay for all of it. (new window)


wow. $5.50 a pill? really?

 
Kar98 2010-03-10 11:57:06 AM  
Is it OK to pay for a fake Rolex with counterfeit money?

 
HumbleGenius 2010-03-10 11:58:16 AM  
Only if you ask for it with a fake aKar98: Is it OK to pay for a fake Rolex with counterfeit money?

Only if you ask for it with a fake accent.

 
HumbleGenius 2010-03-10 11:58:52 AM  
Messed up that one...

 
Kar98 2010-03-10 11:59:56 AM  
HumbleGenius: Kar98: Is it OK to pay for a fake Rolex with counterfeit money?

Only if you ask for it with a fake accent


I'm in trouble then. Although I was once accused of employing a ridiculously fake German accent at the same venue.

/actually German.

 
Panty Sniffer 2010-03-10 12:02:41 PM  
Kar98: HumbleGenius: Kar98: Is it OK to pay for a fake Rolex with counterfeit money?

Only if you ask for it with a fake accent

I'm in trouble then. Although I was once accused of employing a ridiculously fake German accent at the same venue.

/actually German.


I know a little German.

 
HumbleGenius 2010-03-10 12:07:37 PM  
Kar98:

I'm in trouble then. Although I was once accused of employing a ridiculously fake German accent at the same venue.

/actually German.


That reminds me of a female friend who's been asked twice recently when she's expecting (she's not). One guy even had his hand on her stomach as he asked the question.

 
jtown 2010-03-10 12:07:45 PM  
Heck, I thought about leaving money on the counter and walking out of Microcenter last week. Around a dozen people in line, one register open, and the couple at the register were asking if there might be another item in stock similar to the one they were buying because the one they had was close but not exactly the model they wanted. Why the fark did they stand in line for 20 minutes and then ask the freakin' cashier in the middle of the transaction? Why didn't they stop any of the dozen sales associates roaming the floor? Then the next person gets up to bat and does the same farking thing! So, yeah, I almost did what this guy did. Except I had plenty of time to calculate exact change and I wasn't taking a controlled substance.

 
drongozone 2010-03-10 12:11:48 PM  
"You wanna get rid of drug crime in this country? Fine, let's just get rid of all the drug laws."
--Ron Paul

 
HumbleGenius 2010-03-10 12:13:05 PM  
drongozone: "You wanna get rid of drug crime in this country? Fine, let's just get rid of all the drug laws."
--Ron Paul


You want to get rid of rape in this country?
--Mike Tyson

 
Ok Lady 2010-03-10 12:15:30 PM  
HumbleGenius: drongozone: "You wanna get rid of drug crime in this country? Fine, let's just get rid of all the drug laws."
--Ron Paul

You want to get rid of rape in this country?
--Mike Tyson


LOL!!

youre on a roll today

 
Watt Durden 2010-03-10 12:25:23 PM  
Ok Lady: HumbleGenius: Is it okay to rape a hooker if you throw money at her afterward?

yeah cuz that isnt rape-rape just like this isnt robbery-robbery.

/rape


you said rape thrice

 
dennysgod 2010-03-10 12:26:16 PM  
Maybe he was just looking for a pack of Chewlie's Gum

 
the opposite of charity is justice 2010-03-10 12:40:38 PM  
Surprised there aren't more Fark teenage anarcho-libertarians saying that this was perfectly acceptable behavior.

 
NuclearWinter 2010-03-10 12:41:07 PM  
blogs.cmact.com

Approves.

 
pla 2010-03-10 12:43:30 PM  
EdwardBlake : Or is there some other uses for Adderall that I'm not aware of?

Well, yeah!

If you happen to *cough*legitimately*cough* have ADHD, you can trade them to your college friends who need to study, for "free" weed.

 
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