Ha!

+1

snickered

Bravo, subby, bravo. I loled.

Well done, Subby.

HOTY candidate... Well played, Subby

A 300 lb sculpture in Rhode Island? That must have covered at least half the state. How did the 2 residents not see it go missing??

Subby. Brilliant.

thats racist

People who steal sculptures from public areas and cemeteries to sell at scrap yards are pieces of shiat.

The cops managed to get this one back (in pieces) just the other day
Link (new window)

Nice one...

Train Defecator: People who steal sculptures from public areas and cemeteries to sell at scrap yards are pieces of shiat.

The cops managed to get this one back (in pieces) just the other day
Link (new window)

I can't find the link simply because I can't remember the artist's name but a couple of years back a sculptor went into his private sculpture garden w/ guests only to find a couple million dollars worth of his art had been stolen. Since he's in the middle of the desert and did a lot of traveling it was possible that thieves rented heavy machinery in hopes to get a few grand worth of scrap out of it. It makes me ill thinking of that kind of thing.

+1 Subby - I lol'd

I think I'm glad my entire exposure to Jersey Shore has been limited to the first paragraph of its Wikipedia entry.

Was it this gal? Probably more articulate than the Jersey Shore cast (combined)

It isn't actually all that hard to get a 300 pound statue into a truck. That is if you don't mind scratching the hell out of it.

Prolly worth a couple hundred $ as scrap metal.

NobodySpecial1: Prolly worth a couple hundred $ as scrap metal.

Which makes it all worth it.

NobodySpecial1: Prolly worth a couple hundred $ as scrap metal.


Stop spelling probably as "prolly"
/Makes me really farking stabby.

Back in my day, a statue from Rhodes was actually impressive. 300 pounds? Ha!

Funniest headline I've seen in weeks!

cbcs: NobodySpecial1: Prolly worth a couple hundred $ as scrap metal.


Stop spelling probably as "prolly"
/Makes me really farking stabby.

Stop spelling stabbie as "stabby"
/pet peave

Had someone pop open every streetlight on our block to steal the copper a few months back. The scumbags stealing from cemetaries is extremely depressing, prolly tweekers.
/ducks cbcs's stab attempts

Fooshards: cbcs: NobodySpecial1: Prolly worth a couple hundred $ as scrap metal.


Stop spelling probably as "prolly"
/Makes me really farking stabby.

Stop spelling stabbie as "stabby"
/pet peave

Stop spelling peeve as ....

Oh fark - it's going to come back with hickeys and black eyes.

cbcs: NobodySpecial1: Prolly worth a couple hundred $ as scrap metal.


Stop spelling probably as "prolly"
/Makes me really farking stabby.

You should prolly lighten up, Francis.

Fooshards:
Stop spelling stabbie as "stabby"
/pet peave,/i.

Stabby is the proper spelling.

I thought Snookie was already at the NJ Shore?

Train Defecator

People who steal sculptures from public areas and cemeteries to sell at scrap yards are pieces of shiat.

The cops managed to get this one back (in pieces) just the other day
Link (new window)

Came in to say the same thing. Sadly, this sculpture is probably already in pieces, too.

Between this one and the Talking Heads one, today's headlines are rock'n.

You know, I don't even really watch TV, but I happen to stumble upon this Jersey Shore show....

... it's like a train wreck, I couldn't not watch it.

But, when it comes down to it, they really aren't all that bad people, just kinda full of themselves.

It was a deftly crafted piece, incorporating both bold and subtle expressions of the beauty of the form.

- not the statute; Subby's headline.


/Bravo, maestro

Nice.

Two gagguhz and a cawfee milk say it was NewportBarGuy.

jpo2269: I thought Snookie was already at the NJ Shore?

Yeah, and she's not from RI anyway...

Pauly D on the other hand...

mpopowich: Two gagguhz and a cawfee milk say it was NewportBarGuy.

I'll see your gagguhz and cawfee milk and raise you a Del's and a half-dozen clamcakes...

A three hundred pound living statue, Roseanne, has volunteered to fill in for the missing artwork until it is returned.

Noekken: It was a deftly crafted piece, incorporating both bold and subtle expressions of the beauty of the form.


Sasquatch love.

Not bad subby, I chuckled

burgle23: Noekken: It was a deftly crafted piece, incorporating both bold and subtle expressions of the beauty of the form.


Sasquatch love.

If it weren't for that unfortunate tattoo. I love tats but ew, that is just awful.

jpo2269: I thought Snookie was already at the NJ Shore?

She's too short and too thin to weigh 300 lbs, unless of course she was exceptionally dense....
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Oh. Nevermind.

dittybopper: jpo2269: I thought Snookie was already at the NJ Shore?

She's too short and too thin to weigh 300 lbs, unless of course she was exceptionally dense....
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Oh. Nevermind.

Don't forget to count the hair and amount of hairspray either.

KatjaMouse: burgle23: Noekken: It was a deftly crafted piece, incorporating both bold and subtle expressions of the beauty of the form.


Why does she have a picture of Trogdor tattooed under her armpit?

yourmomlovestetris: KatjaMouse: burgle23: Noekken: It was a deftly crafted piece, incorporating both bold and subtle expressions of the beauty of the form.


Why does she have a picture of Trogdor tattooed under her armpit?

'Cause if you do her, you gonna feel some burnination.

dittybopper: yourmomlovestetris: KatjaMouse: burgle23: Noekken: It was a deftly crafted piece, incorporating both bold and subtle expressions of the beauty of the form.


Why does she have a picture of Trogdor tattooed under her armpit?

'Cause if you do her, you gonna feel some burnination.

You sir, win one internets... and owe me one keyboard.

/PROLLY.

Ahhhhh... I know how this went down.

Little Comptonite: "Hey, hold my beer and watch this!"

Fooshards: cbcs: NobodySpecial1: Prolly worth a couple hundred $ as scrap metal.


Stop spelling probably as "prolly"
/Makes me really farking stabby.

Stop spelling stabbie as "stabby"
/pet peave

hehe, nice burn!

NewportBarGuy: Ahhhhh... I know how this went down.

Little Comptonite: "Hey, hold my beer and watch this!"

Hell no. Fall River all the way, paying for drugs. Almost wondering if they're dumb enough to try and send it to Mid-City Scrap to recycle it.

\i'm about 15 miles from there, maybe 25 minutes or so