When Chuck Norris jumps into a river he doesn't get wet. The water gets Norris.

He looks great for a crazy man. His equally crazy wife must be amazing in the sack.

NewportBarGuy: He looks great for a crazy man. His equally crazy wife must be amazing in the sack.

She's still really, really hot.

And Chuck doesn't look a day past ... well, let's say 58.

Chuck Norris is a half-senile old right-wing farktard. He can go fark himself.

kmmontandon: NewportBarGuy: He looks great for a crazy man. His equally crazy wife must be amazing in the sack.

She's still really, really hot.

And Chuck doesn't look a day past ... well, let's say 58.

I met Chuck Norris when I was in the Iraq and such as. Not a particularly imposing body size - a slim 5'10", maybe 175lbs. If you didn't know who he was, you'd think you could overpower him in a fistfight. You'd wake up regain consciousness several hours later and realize you were wrong.

/cool story, bro
//I'd pin his age closer to 48, if I didn't know he's 70

Cyberluddite: Chuck Norris is a half-senile old right-wing farktard. He can go fark himself.


When Chuck Norris goes and farks himself, he satisfies every woman on the block.

///I'd have a little more respect for him if he didn't make it public knowledge that he's a creationist
////probably a young earth creationist, but I don't care enough to check
///he visited our base in 2006, well before he (publicly) became a bible-thumper
//that was what made the Chuck Norris "Facts" jump the shark
/Chuck Norris doesn't wait, he sleeps.

King Something: I met Chuck Norris when I was in the Iraq and such as. Not a particularly imposing body size - a slim 5'10", maybe 175lbs. If you didn't know who he was, you'd think you could overpower him in a fistfight. You'd wake up regain consciousness several hours later and realize you were wrong.

/cool story, bro
//I'd pin his age closer to 48, if I didn't know he's 70

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

My Honda Ridgeline approves.

King Something: ///I'd have a little more respect for him if he didn't make it public knowledge that he's a creationist

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

That meme jumped the shark even before he started spewing shiat at WND.

Chuck Norris would be cool if he wasn't such an asshole.

He looks pretty damn good for seventy. Hell, I thought he was still south of sixty.

kmmontandon: Cyberluddite: Chuck Norris is a half-senile old right-wing farktard. He can go fark himself.


When Chuck Norris goes and farks himself, he satisfies every woman on the block.


Chuck Norris can make a woman come just by pointing at her and saying "BOOYAH!"

Ender's: The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.


One of my all-time favorites.

I feel toward Chuck Norris as I do Orson Scott Card.

Cyberluddite: Chuck Norris is a half-senile old right-wing farktard. He can go fark himself.

Well, my work has been done for me here. Carry on.

F*ck Chuck

Chuck would be a big sissy if it weren't for Jesus.

log_jammin: That meme jumped the shark even before he started spewing shiat at WND.

Save it for the Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus thread, buddy

Chuck Norris doesn't jump the shark. The shark jumps him and then gets its ass kicked.

I have two Norris t-shirts.. "Today's forecast brought to you by Chuck Norris: 90% chance of PAIN" and "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."

I always win when I play poker in those shirts. i need to get my gf to do laundry more.

Chuck Norris accidently the whole thing.

Cyberluddite: Chuck Norris is a half-senile old right-wing farktard. He can go fark himself.

Came here to say this. Chuck Norris is a lunatic. Starring in crappy movies and having an annoying meme based on you on the internets do not a hero make. Maybe the dumbass tag was busy elsewhere?

Chuck Norris doesn't have another fist under his beard.
He has Bruce Lee's footprint.

chuck norris can touch m.c. hammer.

plastic_peso: Chuck Norris accidently the whole thing.

Chuck Norris purposefully the whole thing.

DerekSD: chuck norris can touch m.c. hammer.


chuck noris can listen to vanilla ice

ekdikeo4: I always win when I play poker in those shirts.

Chuck Norris has an unbeatable poker face, concealed beneath an even more unbeatable poker beard.

When Chuck Norris listens to Radiohead, Thom Yourke falls asleep

waterfowl: Cyberluddite: Chuck Norris is a half-senile old right-wing farktard. He can go fark himself.

Came here to say this. Chuck Norris is a lunatic. Starring in crappy movies and having an annoying meme based on you on the internets do not a hero make. Maybe the dumbass tag was busy elsewhere?

have you never seen 'lone wolf mcquade?'

he killed david carradine, drank coors out of a trash can, stared down a wheelchair-bound psychopathic midget arms dealer and suffered chakote as his sidekick.

all that and he drove a dodge.
a dodge!

who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris, and BATMAN?

/What NOW fark?

LewDux: DerekSD: chuck norris can touch m.c. hammer.


chuck noris can listen to vanilla ice

chuck norris had his way with your mom.

/got less than nuthin.

I was an extra in Sidekicks. I saw Chuck Norris kick the shiat out of Joe Piscopo so hard it ended his career.

true story broseph.

DerekSD: he killed david carradine

Knowing how David Carradine died in RL, that just sounds nasty.

Yeahhh its my birthday too!

waterfowl: Came here to say this. Chuck Norris is a lunatic. Starring in crappy movies and having an annoying meme based on you on the internets do not a hero make. Maybe the dumbass tag was busy elsewhere?


You know what else is silly? People who treated Obama like a hero before he was elected.

lionfish: who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris, and BATMAN?

/What NOW fark?

Answer: Mr Rogers

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Dicky B: DerekSD: he killed david carradine

Knowing how David Carradine died in RL, that just sounds nasty.

i don't enough about time travel to make a chuck norris joke here.
fortunately for me, neither does chuck norris.

70? Damn, I hope I still look that good when I'm 50.

Chuck Norris is a pretty cool guy, eh kicks ass and doesn't afraid of anything.

The_Sponge: waterfowl: Came here to say this. Chuck Norris is a lunatic. Starring in crappy movies and having an annoying meme based on you on the internets do not a hero make. Maybe the dumbass tag was busy elsewhere?


You know what else is silly? People who treated Obama like a hero before he was elected.

When Chuck Norris kneejerks, he.. uhhYosha: Yeahhh its my birthday too!

Citation needed

Chuck Norris wouldn't burn to death on Crematoria; he'd get a suntan.

/sorry, just watched Riddick last nite.

Cyberluddite: Chuck Norris is a half-senile old right-wing farktard. He can go fark himself.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse.
Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.