+1 dumb subby.

It's valid enough to send in the crypto biologists? I take it the folkloric veterinarians were occupied at the Beastmaster FanCon?

It's so sad they are becoming so scarce.

but was he listening to Live at Leeds?

This time they'll catch him for sure!

/I'm lovin' it

It was just The Answer Man playing a joke, until he messed with a car that had Dr. Banner in it.

Link (new window)

Pics or it didn't happen

Gotta love that bit at the end about the beast sighting in 2006 that turned out to just be "an ugly dog".

If only we had pictures of it making love to a tree...

Probably jut one of the Bean boys.

they should name him Uniped.

Turns out it's just a wolverine.

The sad thing is that it's not true what the say about "the bigger the shoe size..." thing.

Took me a second, but I lol'd. +1

There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

Ten thousand other mysterious creatures and Bigfoot gets all the attention...
They're not apes. They're what's left of Clovis point Indians after the big die off 13,000 years ago and population bottlenecks explain their appearance.

Barakku: Took me a second, but I lol'd. +1

Same. Simple but effective.

Coelacanth: Ten thousand other mysterious creatures and Bigfoot gets all the attention...
They're not apes. They're what's left of Clovis point Indians after the big die off 13,000 years ago and population bottlenecks explain their appearance.

No, those all got smallpox and died.

+1 subby, you magnificent bastard

Coelacanth: They're not apes. They're what's left of Clovis point Indians after the big die off 13,000 years ago and population bottlenecks explain their appearance.

I don't know about that. Why would their technology have disappeared with the masses? They did write the Book of Morman afterall.

Had to read that three times. I lol'd. What threw me off was that "Maine" could have more than one meaning.

cuckoo! cuckoo!

And in case anyone did not understand,

cuckoo! cuckoo!

Well played, subby.

Too bad this was from our local TV equivalent of the National Enquirer.

/Mainer
//WGME really is that bad.

+12 submitter, simply spectacular headline. Awe inspiring even, bordering on absolutely magnificent!

/People fawning over mediocre headlines, check

jingks: Coelacanth: They're not apes. They're what's left of Clovis point Indians after the big die off 13,000 years ago and population bottlenecks explain their appearance.

I don't know about that. Why would their technology have disappeared with the masses? They did write the Book of Morman afterall.

The Americas are their last place of survival. They used to be world wide.

/Want to know how Baalbek and Puma Punku were built?
//Sasquatches are the men of old. Heroes, if you will.
///I'm enjoying tequila tonight.

+1 indeed.

Wanted for questioning..">

Bear with mange?

whcrow: Wanted for questioning..">

Democrats would like to have a word with you.

This is about on par for WCSH or WMTW, but please... WGME couldn't find an ambulance to chase, or a shooting in Portland to cover?

For the love of God, please make sure you have safe search on before you do a GIS for "tall, hairy man."

BLIXX: whcrow: Wanted for questioning..">

Democrats would like to have a word with you.

It's not him, One has nothing in his grasp, the other grasps nothing.

whcrow: BLIXX: whcrow: Wanted for questioning..">

Democrats would like to have a word with you.

It's not him, One has nothing in his grasp, the other grasps nothing.

Well played

Rangeley Tourist Hunter: This is about on par for WCSH or WMTW

Incidents of bullshiat like this are on the rise (nsfw language)

Bigfoot is indeed real! Here is a revealing article.
http://www.uncoveror.com/bigfoot.htm

AZatty: For the love of God, please make sure you have safe search on before you do a GIS for "tall, hairy man."

uncoveror: http://www.uncoveror.com/bigfoot.htm


You mean gorillas are real?

Notabunny

Well done, sir. Well done.

D_Evans45: uncoveror: http://www.uncoveror.com/bigfoot.htm


You mean gorillas are real?


Nvm, had to go to the mainpage to see twas only satire... Carry on, uncoveror.

Just an ad...

/had a not-so-close Bigfoot encounter near Mt. Rainier.

IT'S A STREETLIGHT!

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Barakku: Took me a second, but I lol'd. +1

Same. Simple but effective.

Thirded.

Notabunny: AZatty: For the love of God, please make sure you have safe search on before you do a GIS for "tall, hairy man."
EWWWWWWWW!

But my thought exactly.

I love this sort of story. Don't get me wrong, I want to believe there are ancient creatures of unimaginable mystery as much as the next yokel, but these people crack me up.

"Holy crap! A towering humanoid creature!"

"...wait, it's just a dog."

I hate stories like this. It just says "bigfoot". Was it a bigfoot, or the Bigfoot?

It aint bigfoot, it's just John Cahtahs wife, Helen headin' to the store to get more Allen's.

Took me a minute, Subby.

/I lol'd.