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(WGME.com) Unlikely Bigfoot spotted in Maine, solid brown everywhere else   (wgme.com) divider line 86
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Mentat [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 09:20:11 PM  
+1 dumb subby.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 10:30:08 PM  
It's valid enough to send in the crypto biologists? I take it the folkloric veterinarians were occupied at the Beastmaster FanCon?

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 10:38:41 PM  
It's so sad they are becoming so scarce.

 
NYRBill 2010-03-09 10:49:02 PM  
but was he listening to Live at Leeds?

 
EviLincoln [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 10:49:39 PM  
This time they'll catch him for sure!

 
Clete Orris 2010-03-09 10:50:53 PM  
www.cryptomundo.com

/I'm lovin' it

 
LesserEvil [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 10:52:24 PM  
It was just The Answer Man playing a joke, until he messed with a car that had Dr. Banner in it.

Link (new window)

 
TinaSumthing 2010-03-09 10:52:44 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen

 
wildsnowllama 2010-03-09 10:53:15 PM  
Gotta love that bit at the end about the beast sighting in 2006 that turned out to just be "an ugly dog".

 
EighthundredmillionthFarker 2010-03-09 10:53:35 PM  
If only we had pictures of it making love to a tree...

 
RockIsDead 2010-03-09 10:54:29 PM  
Probably jut one of the Bean boys.

 
Kanemano 2010-03-09 10:54:56 PM  
they should name him Uniped.

 
BLIXX [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 10:56:19 PM  
Turns out it's just a wolverine.

imgs.sfgate.com

 
Urinal Gum 2010-03-09 10:56:44 PM  
The sad thing is that it's not true what the say about "the bigger the shoe size..." thing.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 10:57:29 PM  
Took me a second, but I lol'd. +1

 
Tentacle 2010-03-09 10:58:23 PM  
There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

 
Coelacanth [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 10:59:19 PM  
Ten thousand other mysterious creatures and Bigfoot gets all the attention...
They're not apes. They're what's left of Clovis point Indians after the big die off 13,000 years ago and population bottlenecks explain their appearance.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2010-03-09 11:05:18 PM  
Barakku: Took me a second, but I lol'd. +1

Same. Simple but effective.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 11:07:12 PM  
Coelacanth: Ten thousand other mysterious creatures and Bigfoot gets all the attention...
They're not apes. They're what's left of Clovis point Indians after the big die off 13,000 years ago and population bottlenecks explain their appearance.


No, those all got smallpox and died.

 
aggravatedmonkey 2010-03-09 11:07:27 PM  
+1 subby, you magnificent bastard

 
jingks 2010-03-09 11:08:21 PM  
Coelacanth: They're not apes. They're what's left of Clovis point Indians after the big die off 13,000 years ago and population bottlenecks explain their appearance.

I don't know about that. Why would their technology have disappeared with the masses? They did write the Book of Morman afterall.

 
HumbleGenius 2010-03-09 11:08:41 PM  
Had to read that three times. I lol'd. What threw me off was that "Maine" could have more than one meaning.

 
Mock26 2010-03-09 11:10:34 PM  
cuckoo! cuckoo!

And in case anyone did not understand,

cuckoo! cuckoo!

 
MiddleyMcCentrist [recently expired TotalFark] 2010-03-09 11:11:03 PM  
Well played, subby.

 
katfairy 2010-03-09 11:11:13 PM  
Too bad this was from our local TV equivalent of the National Enquirer.

/Mainer
//WGME really is that bad.

 
D_Evans45 [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 11:12:09 PM  
+12 submitter, simply spectacular headline. Awe inspiring even, bordering on absolutely magnificent!

/People fawning over mediocre headlines, check

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 11:12:32 PM  
jingks: Coelacanth: They're not apes. They're what's left of Clovis point Indians after the big die off 13,000 years ago and population bottlenecks explain their appearance.

I don't know about that. Why would their technology have disappeared with the masses? They did write the Book of Morman afterall.


The Americas are their last place of survival. They used to be world wide.

/Want to know how Baalbek and Puma Punku were built?
//Sasquatches are the men of old. Heroes, if you will.
///I'm enjoying tequila tonight.

 
dennysgod 2010-03-09 11:18:04 PM  
img184.imageshack.us

 
Sock Therapy [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 11:18:30 PM  
+1 indeed.

 
whcrow 2010-03-09 11:19:56 PM  
i7.photobucket.comWanted for questioning..">

 
Dwight_Yeast 2010-03-09 11:23:45 PM  
Bear with mange?

 
BLIXX [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 11:24:52 PM  
whcrow: Wanted for questioning..">

Democrats would like to have a word with you.

 
Rangeley Tourist Hunter 2010-03-09 11:29:16 PM  
This is about on par for WCSH or WMTW, but please... WGME couldn't find an ambulance to chase, or a shooting in Portland to cover?

 
AZatty [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 11:33:12 PM  
For the love of God, please make sure you have safe search on before you do a GIS for "tall, hairy man."

 
whcrow 2010-03-09 11:34:19 PM  
BLIXX: whcrow: Wanted for questioning..">

Democrats would like to have a word with you.


It's not him, One has nothing in his grasp, the other grasps nothing.

 
BLIXX [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 11:38:09 PM  
whcrow: BLIXX: whcrow: Wanted for questioning..">

Democrats would like to have a word with you.

It's not him, One has nothing in his grasp, the other grasps nothing.


Well played

 
Notabunny 2010-03-09 11:39:46 PM  
Rangeley Tourist Hunter: This is about on par for WCSH or WMTW

Incidents of bullshiat like this are on the rise (nsfw language)

 
uncoveror 2010-03-09 11:39:48 PM  
Bigfoot is indeed real! Here is a revealing article.
http://www.uncoveror.com/bigfoot.htm

 
Notabunny 2010-03-09 11:50:38 PM  
AZatty: For the love of God, please make sure you have safe search on before you do a GIS for "tall, hairy man."

img.photobucket.com

 
D_Evans45 [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 11:52:35 PM  
uncoveror: http://www.uncoveror.com/bigfoot.htm


You mean gorillas are real?

 
AZatty [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 11:53:39 PM  
Notabunny

Well done, sir. Well done.

 
D_Evans45 [TotalFark] 2010-03-09 11:54:00 PM  
D_Evans45: uncoveror: http://www.uncoveror.com/bigfoot.htm


You mean gorillas are real?



Nvm, had to go to the mainpage to see twas only satire... Carry on, uncoveror.

 
okami36 2010-03-10 12:00:10 AM  
www.alphafundraising.com

Just an ad...

/had a not-so-close Bigfoot encounter near Mt. Rainier.

 
IlGreven 2010-03-10 12:07:13 AM  
IT'S A STREETLIGHT!

 
lokiminio 2010-03-10 12:07:29 AM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo: Barakku: Took me a second, but I lol'd. +1

Same. Simple but effective.


Thirded.

 
farked3ways2sunday 2010-03-10 12:07:36 AM  
Notabunny: AZatty: For the love of God, please make sure you have safe search on before you do a GIS for "tall, hairy man."
EWWWWWWWW!

But my thought exactly.

 
Submitted First With a Better Headline 2010-03-10 12:24:03 AM  
I love this sort of story. Don't get me wrong, I want to believe there are ancient creatures of unimaginable mystery as much as the next yokel, but these people crack me up.

"Holy crap! A towering humanoid creature!"

"...wait, it's just a dog."

 
dead_dangler 2010-03-10 12:24:06 AM  
I hate stories like this. It just says "bigfoot". Was it a bigfoot, or the Bigfoot?

 
ihatepants 2010-03-10 12:30:55 AM  
It aint bigfoot, it's just John Cahtahs wife, Helen headin' to the store to get more Allen's.

 
Shadyman 2010-03-10 12:37:03 AM  
Took me a minute, Subby.

/I lol'd.

 
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