Conservatives, on the other hand, embrace the concept of Buy American and pay $200 to smear American Eagle poop on their faces.

I love 10000 Waves.

Pub Tub alone is worth the trip from Denver to Santa Fe. And if you get the Four Hands massage and a private tub...

Let's just say it's actually worth the money you'd drop on that.

The birdshiat facial isn't even remotely interesting to me but they don't lie about what it is, they tell you straight up.

Go to their site (new window) if you want to spend an afternoon daydreaming.

Doesn't bird poop have a bacteria that can infect the membrane surrounding the heart?

It's probably just regular old American bird poop with some green food coloring.

poop thread!

Didn't even have to click the link to know that this is at Ten Thousand Waves. Still wish I went there last summer even if I would have opted against getting guano smeared on my face.

Could be worse.

Could be the poop of monsters with hundreds of penises and fountains of demonic semen.

I once paid this Japanese bird to poo on my face in Amsterdam.

I'm covered in my own feces right now.

I tell you what, I'll set something like this up here and do it for free. And I'll use only the finest grade local stuff. It's all over the ground around here. Made in USA baby. I'll make sure its the freshest stuff I can find.

Good, decent conservative Republicans only of course. Don't want no filthy socialistic liberals in MY place.

Santa Fe Steamer?

Theaetetus: Conservatives, on the other hand, embrace the concept of Buy American and pay $200 to smear American Eagle poop on their faces.

Pol tab, 5 to the right. GTFO or EABOD and DIAF.

Is it a foo bird?

Cause if the foo shiats, wear it.

So they come in and put a birdcage on your head?
You can get a pigeon facial on the Santa Fe plaza for free.
Fritopendejo is my hero!

Never had the bird crap thing, but 10000 Waves is so worth it if you're in Santa Fe, especially if it's cold outside. It's pretty cheap to go for the public tub (as mentioned above). Cheap enough for even the occasional visit by college folks, as I was at the time.

Towatchoverme: Hi there, i'd like the fecal facial please?

Spa owner: Certainly sir. Guano pay for that by Visa?

TWOM: It's a BM-O card, actually, is that okay?

Etc.

fjnorton: I'm covered in my own feces right now.

Are you a bird? I don't think it works if you're not a bird.

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

If you're gonna do that you really should buy American, keep me in work, you know?

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Fark admins REALLY should have disabled images on this one.
This will not end well.

Damn. I was just getting ready to launch my semen facial business and somebody comes along with the next new thing.

Maybe I can drop my price to $75.

To all the ladies doing that... I'll give you a facial for half that price.

Meanwhile, birds are looking to cut out the middleman.

Only the finest Lark's poop...

I hardly think that's good enough! I think it's be more appropriate if the box bore a great red label: "WARNING: LARK'S POOP!!!"

「粉」にしているか...

theknuckler_33: To all the ladies doing that... I'll give you a facial for half that price.

$50? Are you nuts? How are you supposed to make a profit at $50? It's not like you can make up the difference in volume.

1. Suckers and their money are soon parted.
2. There are enough suckers and they all have enough money to help stupid businesses thrive.

*fap*

Hagbardr: theknuckler_33: To all the ladies doing that... I'll give you a facial for half that price.

$50? Are you nuts? How are you supposed to make a profit at $50? It's not like you can make up the difference in volume.

Well, you know I'm not exactly submitting a business plan here. Just trying to hook a few of those... um... suckers mentioned in the headline.

Hagbardr: theknuckler_33: To all the ladies doing that... I'll give you a facial for half that price.

$50? Are you nuts? How are you supposed to make a profit at $50? It's not like you can make up the difference in volume.

D'OH, I just realized you beat me by 12 seconds.

theknuckler_33: D'OH, I just realized you beat me by 12 seconds.

ooky-cookie?

Imagine my surprise when I accepted my friend's invitation to go out and get shiatfaced!

I know why it works...Your pores will recoil from the horror of it.

IonBeam2: Theaetetus: Conservatives, on the other hand, embrace the concept of Buy American and pay $200 to smear American Eagle poop on their faces.

Diogenes: Imagine my surprise when I accepted my friend's invitation to go out and get shiatfaced!

Actually, it's conservatives who support the lifting of restrictions on international trade, but whatever.

How did I get snagged in that?

Fools. I believe the word we're looking for is fools.

How do fools and their money get together in the first place?

Actually $100 is a pretty good deal: http://www.barfblog.com/blog/138110/08/04/30/fecal-facial-latest-skin-treatment (new window)

towatchoverme: Towatchoverme: Hi there, i'd like the fecal facial please?

Spa owner: Certainly sir. Guano pay for that by Visa?

TWOM: It's a BM-O card, actually, is that okay?

Etc.

You win.


Come to think of it, I've never heard "Japanese" and "Poop" in the same sentence. Wait... nevermind. I've seen Japanese porn.

/main supplier

The IMPORTED stuff is best.

It's expensive, so it must be good.

It's ALL NATURAL.

Creverand Steamer?

Uric acid yay?

I believe the old saying is "a fool and his money are soon parted," subby.

/For future reference

D_Evans45: I believe the old saying is "a fool and his money are soon parted,"

a submitter is born every minute

Bird bukkake?

theknuckler_33: D'OH, I just realized you beat me by 12 seconds.

It's never done that to me before! I'm so embarrassed.