pfft.. no taco bell?

There go my vaction plans to Iraq.

I thought the US gov't didn't condone biological warfare.

BrandonSi-

There goes your explosion plans in your rectum!

Great, now a bunch of fat ass Iraqis will be suing soon.

Oh my God in Heaven.... I just had the worst thought: Imagine what British Army MREs must taste like.

The horror!!

Welcome to the "liberation" of wage slavery.

A spokesman for the two restaurants, Atef Bassent, said: "I hope we will do good business here."

Capitalism at it's best. Rock.

Dive by shootings, fast food, we HAVE Americanized Iraq!! Victory is ours!!

I bet there's gonna be a lot of Arabs with really smelly left hands...

(I know the trucks are on the base - you get my point)

Leave it up to private enterprise to fill the void left by the government. This isn't surprising since the pizza delivery guy will beat the police to your door in a lot of places.

OBB
you get my point
err... nope

farking hell, this is pathetic....

My house is now a smoking hole...I wonder if I can get that ring of cheese in my crust?

"Twenty minutes or its Jihad."

Remember to bomb before you buy..

http://truthout.org/docs_03/041603C.shtml

wheres the "sick" tag?


anyone else having trouble swallowing the: "bomb back to the stoneage, here have some tasty McRetard burgers and some nice Starfvcks coffee to soothe your loss of family and friends"

why o why

didnt know this was common

Arabs don't use toilet paper. They wipe their behinds with their left hand, and eat with their right.

what the hell is america coming to? we place crap food over the health of our soldiers. it may be true that we have the best backing for our troops in the field but 9/10 of the support team is probably flipping greaseballs

mmm...jihad...



I RECKON THEM'S GOOD EATIN'!

That's why the really friend left handed people stay at home.

To prevent the shaking of hands.

Unless you're William Frawley.

Alright! *now* we'll win over those Iraqi's for sure.

with pic

I think they got thier insipration from a recent FARK Photoshop contest:
Signs seen on the way to Bagdad photoshop contest

Us Farkers are changing the world!

Regular price, 900million Saddam bucks, 900million Saddam, bucks, not for 30 bazillion Saddam bucks, 900million Saddam bucks

Maybe next they can learn sanitation.

Correction: Arabs USED to not use toilet paper... now they do, but offering your left hand to someone is still considered taboo.

Wonder if the Iraqi Flaming Feathered Gazelle will end up on the menu?

McFlamer?

They officially have the right to hate us

Spoticus where did you find that pic? My roommate and I have lost all composure laughing at it.

Pizza Hut is PepsiCo owned. "Pepsi, the (chosen for them) choice of a new nation."

So...will you still be able to get your choice of ham or saugage with any breakfast meal? Hmmmm.

Trying again.

Ask for the Grand Salaam Breakfast.

The Iraqi's worst fears confirmed. You gotta love it.

I'd say that a lot of the posters oughta read the farking article....the restaurants are on the base, for the soldiers.

Matrixcrawler, I don't recall exactly, but I nabbed it figuring it would come in handy.

Reading the article and posting a comment is not fun. Blindly posting a wise-ass comment is. That is the Fark way. Now, can I get my Taco Jihaad Grande to go, please?

I am against it.

Taking American jobs away from Americans!!!

You don't see us looting wildly in the streets...do you?


Err.....heh.........

ZTigerX
But for how long?

Also, what does it say about how large fast food corporations are viewed by this particular demographic?

Kre8iv_gal
Wonder if the Iraqi Flaming Feathered Gazelle will end up on the menu?

McFlamer?

They have that grilled chicken whopper thing. I'm sure they will. Self-grilling perhaps. Besides, our troops have already proven gazelle is better when cooked over an open flame.

What sauce would go best I wonder?

Kre8iv_gal:

It's the flame broiled gazelle whopper with cheese... and feathers.

I don't know what everyone's freaking out about with all the Imperialism talk. They're fast food restaurants. Everyone thought it was reat when they did it in Russia. It's not like we're setting up churches, yet.

I love how we just walk into a house and take it over. Now will you please lower the gas prices back to 0.99?

So, PepsiCo had the resources, supply lines and capability of getting into war-torn Iraq faster than humanitarian organizations have been able to get in and begin aid distribution, all to sell burgers and pizzas to British soldiers? I'm actually rather bothered by that.

So I'm not the only one who gets the runs from a Whopper eh... (I think everyone gets it from that crap Pizza Hut calls Pizza)

"I love how we just walk into a house and take it over. Now will you please lower the gas prices back to 0.99? "

It's that knee jerk reaction that just because Iraq has oil that somehow the US is going to take over their country that's annoying. It's a couple fast food places. Even if the US completly took over the oil fields the economics of it wouldn't add up compared to what was spent in the wars and rebuilding. I know people are foaming at the mouth to make the US look like a conquering empire but the numbers just don't add up.

SAD tag?

We invaded and waged war when there was zero threat against us. We should bear the burden of rebuilding and we should not get the oil..but we(Bush and co)will get the oil.