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(Denver Channel) Dumbass Woman becomes suspicious when boyfriend won't answer door or telephone. Hilarity ensues   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 106
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Kent 2003-04-20 07:18:19 PM  
Funny thing is, he was cheating.

 
Jabber 2003-04-20 07:19:48 PM  
Holmes also attempted to attack a woman who was at the home, Robinson said

Well, she was right about him cheating, more than likely. However, crashing a Benz into the house isn't exactly a sane thing to do. Jealous woman are never sane anyways though.

 
DaCricket [TotalFark] 2003-04-20 07:25:08 PM  
Damn it Jabber. I was gonna say nearly the same thing. She was right. Completly nutso, but right.

 
DandamanFL [TotalFark] 2003-04-20 07:25:36 PM  
This is what the show "Cheaters" is all about. It's the best new reality show around, human suffering can be funny shiat.

 
recockulous 2003-04-20 08:27:31 PM  
Yeah, she goes through all that, and there actually IS another woman there.

That's what makes it funny.

 
JOHNDX 2003-04-20 09:15:29 PM  
Just because there WAS another woman there, does not mean he was cheating. She could have been the cleaning lady, or something.

 
Anti_Freak_Machine [TotalFark] 2003-04-20 09:24:35 PM  
I swear this could be my ex.
farking psycho biatch.

 
MMGAMOIO [TotalFark] 2003-04-20 09:24:53 PM  
JOHNDX

hopefully that would have been adressed in the article...unless this is one of those "draw your own conclusion" news articles

 
panda 2003-04-20 09:25:54 PM  
Could have been his sister visiting for all we know. I mean, if you have family over, do you always want to stop and talk to your girlfriend?

For some family > potential family

 
StopMakingSense 2003-04-20 09:26:53 PM  
So it's hilarious if a jealous woman crashes her car into her cheating boyfriend's house and attacks him with a baseball bat, but if a guy were to do the same thing, it's sick and wrong.

That's not the kind of America I want to live in.

 
powderfinger9x 2003-04-20 09:26:58 PM  
That's my type of girl. I love them level headed ones.

 
fumachi 2003-04-20 09:27:26 PM  
What is it with crazy chics and their mercedes these days?

 
Beemer 2003-04-20 09:29:08 PM  
Sincityrugby, we've ALL dated her in one form or another.

 
s5030 2003-04-20 09:31:02 PM  
Better him then me. i have no garage.

 
InternetSecurityGuard 2003-04-20 09:32:08 PM  
She's kinda got a Rodney King / Basic Instinct kinda thing goin' there.

 
panda 2003-04-20 09:32:56 PM  
Stop Making Sense:

Damnit, stop making sense.

 
Dwedit 2003-04-20 09:32:58 PM  
I misread this as "Woman becomes suspicious when boyfriend won't answer door on telephone." and was laughing for a good minute until I reread the headline...

 
Partisan 2003-04-20 09:32:59 PM  
If it was his sister or the cleaning lady or something, the article would have said so. The fact that it didn't say who the lady was means that she probably had no real excuse for being there.

 
nothanks 2003-04-20 09:33:17 PM  
I love people.

 
s5030 2003-04-20 09:33:30 PM  
then=than

/sorry

 
I_Slap_Your_Brain 2003-04-20 09:33:55 PM  
http://www.theonion.com/onion3914/are_all_women_nutso.html

 
panda 2003-04-20 09:34:03 PM  
Partisan:

It's possible the news people simply didn't have that information released to them by the cops or the people in the house. The psycho chick wouldn't know who she was anyway.

 
JOHNDX 2003-04-20 09:34:05 PM  
The only reason I'm saying that is that I've had psycho g/f's who accused me of all sorts of stuff, that I never did.

And yeah, occasionally, they trashed my shiat.

Women, gotta love 'em though! wo0t!

 
GetBent 2003-04-20 09:34:11 PM  
'My other car is a shotgun'

 
Dualm4s 2003-04-20 09:34:30 PM  


mmm....knobs....

/bored

 
JOHNDX 2003-04-20 09:35:38 PM  
I know! In know! He was sleeping and the 'other' woman was a burgler!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

LOL

 
jimtess 2003-04-20 09:36:24 PM  
haha, it sure did ensue

 
Defamator 2003-04-20 09:38:20 PM  
If you're gonna have an affair, you gotta go to *her* house. When will these n00bs ever learn?

 
Garanimal 2003-04-20 09:40:44 PM  
"Holmes also attempted to attack a woman who was at the home, Robinson said."

I wonder what that other woman was doing there. Did they have a maid service?

that last line makes the article...

 
Machtyn 2003-04-20 09:42:45 PM  
I think he was cheating. Psycho-hose-beast had to go to the bedroom to find Mr. Cheater, where, presumably, she attacked the woman and Mr. Cheater.

 
RandyJohnson 2003-04-20 09:43:47 PM  
Women. Can't live with them, can't fvck beer.

 
Ender_rpm [TotalFark] 2003-04-20 09:45:26 PM  
Damn, life in a monastery is sounding better all the time. Naaahhhhh....

 
Shut........UP 2003-04-20 09:45:29 PM  
"Can't live with them, can't fvck beer"

what about the long neck wide mouth bottles?

 
brazil 2003-04-20 09:46:56 PM  
Just remember, the person you are with is a reflection of you.

 
midnightmuse [TotalFark] 2003-04-20 09:48:15 PM  
garanimal

I loved how they sort of tacked that on to the end too. "oh yeah, BTW..."

 
Serve_Cold 2003-04-20 09:48:28 PM  
New on Fox this Summer: "When Women attack!"

Lets face it... she's a cheap publicity seeking whore. Get over it bint. You're ugly... he's f*cking a better looking model. And thus the World goes round.

 
Outlaw2097 2003-04-20 09:49:03 PM  
...one crazy biatch if you ask me...

 
ArnoldLayne 2003-04-20 09:49:43 PM  
Was it a nice Mercedes? If so => lethal injection.

 
redstormpopcorn 2003-04-20 09:51:00 PM  
Am I the only one who noticed this?

 
Travoli 2003-04-20 09:51:24 PM  
When I stop answering phones and the door for some girl, it means "we're broken up." How can he cheat on smoe chick if he refuses to even lie about being faithful?

 
Defamator 2003-04-20 09:53:56 PM  
M1 Abrams. The ULTIMATE bashing machine. When you absolutely, positively have to vent your spleen. Or burn off some PMS tensions.

 
redstormpopcorn 2003-04-20 09:54:28 PM  
Good God, I forgot to include the BMW ad right above the article. What are they trying to tell us?

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2003-04-20 09:59:28 PM  
She used a Mercedes to break into the house. That's good solid German engineering and construction for you. You think she could pull that off with some little p.o.s. Saturn or Toyota Camry? No way.

 
soze [TotalFark] 2003-04-20 10:04:32 PM  
all i can say is jeebus... i hope it wasn't an S-class. i have no love for the other mercedes makes, but S-classes are some swank engineering.

 
Klyde 2003-04-20 10:10:14 PM  
Wasn't that vicious broad in texas who ran over her dentist hubby and then parked on him driving a Benz also?

Oh shouldn't that be jailarity ensues?

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2003-04-20 10:10:21 PM  
As long as we're on the subject, I happen to have a 1986 Mercedes E-300 I'd like to sell if anyone is interested. It's got over 100,000 miles on it, and I don't think the previous owner was ever made aware of the existence of car wax. But, if any of you Farkettes have a philandering boyfriend and are thinking of trying this, I have the perfect car for you. (Though I am not advocating doing anything criminal, because that would be wrong, right?). Has a nice CD player, too.

 
mercy01 2003-04-20 10:12:59 PM  
Did it say he was home at the time at the time she attacked the other woman? I don't recall it saying that (and I don't feel like reading it again). If he wasn't, maybe she was a burglar!!!!

hey, you never know.

 
Anti_Freak_Machine [TotalFark] 2003-04-20 10:16:20 PM  
Mercy01, I thought the exact same thing. Odds are though, he was hittin it.

 
rbaron71 [TotalFark] 2003-04-20 10:18:02 PM  
Freedom maid?

 
TheBigZ 2003-04-20 10:21:34 PM  
Man does it: Everyone here will want his head on a platter. Woman does it, first 3 comments are 'well, he was cheating'.

It's never cool to break enter and assault with a bat. Period. She's a psycho-biatch.

Men. we can kick your ass, but we won't let us.

BTW, Nabb1, I'd trust my corolla to break into someone's house, but it's not a faith I will ever test, though Toyotas are solid.

 
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