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(Seacoastonline.com) Fail Over the highway and into the woods, it's grandmothers crack we smoke   (seacoastonline.com) divider line 26
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Poppyale [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 09:45:47 AM  
Well I'll be go to hell! Those are some scary lookin shemen. Seriously, farkers. You know someone, somewhere, has gotten them naked intentionally.

 
Hot Carl To Go 2010-02-10 09:46:59 AM  
a grandmother at 40 is an avg. breeding age in that family of 13.33. WTF

 
Hot Carl To Go 2010-02-10 09:49:53 AM  
Hot Carl To Go: a grandmother at 40 is an avg. breeding age in that family of 13.33. WTF

Never mind. Faulty assumption on the age of the kid. Sitting in jury duty for a remarkably similar person. Fark off

 
numbone 2010-02-10 09:49:55 AM  
Berry sad.

 
Pert 2010-02-10 09:53:33 AM  
Two things:

1 - use of apostrophe fail, Smittard
2 - never, ever, Google "Grandmother's crack"

/just sayin'

 
RedLemming 2010-02-10 09:53:54 AM  
One suspect fled the vehicle and was found hiding under a park bench.

What? Were there no closets or dumpsters available?

 
spyderz343 2010-02-10 10:01:25 AM  
this is typical of MA, she is on social security...and doing drugs, wait 4 social security numbers. F that no wonder I keep getting taxed like a mofo cuz I gots to pay for dirt bags, I think this should be step one to not pay her any more damn money

 
plumbicon 2010-02-10 10:03:11 AM  
"Yo (grand)mama on the crack rock!"

Boy, was that a car full of fail.

 
spyderz343 2010-02-10 10:07:05 AM  
"Coming this winter to drive in theaters everywhere! Thelma, Louis and Angry Kate. The world pushed them too far."

drive in, or drive through theaters, cuz they wouldnt stop

 
earthworm2.0 2010-02-10 10:20:28 AM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA..........ehhhhhh.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

 
Frizbone 2010-02-10 10:22:44 AM  
Happy 30th Birthday Grandma!!

 
mantrum 2010-02-10 10:27:29 AM  
Sadberry requested the services of a public defender, said she is on probation and resides with her two teenage children and a grandchild. She said she has no job and collects social security.

During her Monday video arraignment, Estrella said she lives with her three children and fiance and is unable to post high cash bail. Prosecutor Rena DiLando told the court Estrella had an ID card and checks under a false name, has ten aliases, four social security numbers and a criminal history involving thefts and drugs.

Trottman asked for low bail so she could be released to care for an ailing parent. Judge Gardner denied the request, maintaining bail at $25,000 cash. Trottman has criminal records in four states, eight aliases, five social security numbers and two dates of birth. Her criminal history includes convictions for forgery, fraud, larceny and drugs,


Obvious victims of society. They shoukd be set free.

/Hot pics

 
Philliam.H.Muffman 2010-02-10 10:30:57 AM  
Sadberry?

i.imgur.com

 
Hand Banana 2010-02-10 10:40:44 AM  
grandmothers crack

Two words that should never appear together.

 
Ponzholio 2010-02-10 10:42:09 AM  
My grandma, what a big nose you have.

The better to snort this coke with dear.

My grandma, what big eyes you have.

It's cause I'M HIGH AS A KITE AND FREAKING OUT dear...

 
Fano 2010-02-10 11:12:53 AM  
The horse knows the way
to carry the yay
the bright and drifting "snow"

 
Momzilla59 2010-02-10 11:46:29 AM  
Not Impressed

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

 
EviLincoln 2010-02-10 12:08:15 PM  
That's going to be repeating in my head the rest of the day.

 
bukketmaster 2010-02-10 12:31:09 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

 
playdate [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 12:35:26 PM  
i257.photobucket.com

They were just jonesen for some skrimps!

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2010-02-10 12:47:02 PM  
Philliam.H.Muffman: Sadberry?

Crackberry?

img28.imageshack.us

 
rp. 2010-02-10 01:30:11 PM  
I've known women who were grandmas at age 32.

 
daGlandWizard 2010-02-10 01:45:09 PM  
Stay Classy...

 
alacrity 2010-02-10 09:41:44 PM  
Damn... The crack quality in this nation is going downhill... A grandmother?!?!

I remember, back in the day, when crack was strong enough to kill 22yo basketball players.

 
cmb53208 [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 09:46:49 PM  
ProTip: If you're black, it's especially difficult to hide from cops in New Hampshire.

/Duh

 
alacrity 2010-02-10 09:51:02 PM  
FTFA: Police initially believed the speeding car was linked to an armed carjacking which occurred earlier in the afternoon in North Hampton, but later determined the incidents were unrelated.

PR language translated to: Police rousted three known villians, causing a high speed chase.

 
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