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(AZCentral) Dumbass When the police spot you stealing a backhoe, don't try to escape by driving it away down the freeway. You'll just dig yourself in deeper   (azcentral.com) divider line 14
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skandalus [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 03:50:52 AM  
Brought to you by Jack Handey?

 
davidphogan 2010-02-10 05:54:43 AM  
Stealing a backhoe is only a a Class C felony? Hmmmm...

 
anonymous6494 2010-02-10 06:03:56 AM  
Dig up, stupid!

 
bannerrefugee 2010-02-10 06:08:18 AM  
Indiana is the new Florida

 
mrexcess 2010-02-10 06:11:27 AM  
I think he should be given a medal, as he is apparently the one person who can manage to operate a backhoe without cutting my fiber.

 
AlienZulu 2010-02-10 06:31:40 AM  
as someone who once got caught stealing a backhoe i'm really getting a kick out of this

actually i got caught trying to return a backhoe after stealing it and having some fun

 
jso2897 2010-02-10 06:58:09 AM  
Where is a damn news 'copter when you really need one? The lack of video coverage of this is one of the greater tragedies of our time.

 
VelmaCruise 2010-02-10 07:26:38 AM  
freeway?

 
#2 2010-02-10 07:28:52 AM  
Drunk and debauched, one solid stench,
But carrying a silver lute.
'Boardeth her, nor doth baulk nor blench,

- 'The High History of Good Sir Palamedes the Saracen Knight and of His Following of the Questing Beast' by Aleister Crowley (1911)

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 08:37:28 AM  
He was like a giant up in his big yellow digger. Like Zoids, or Transformers, or maybe even bigger.

 
Bendal 2010-02-10 09:44:26 AM  
AlienZulu: as someone who once got caught stealing a backhoe i'm really getting a kick out of this

actually i got caught trying to return a backhoe after stealing it and having some fun

I had an employee who "borrowed" a bulldozer from a nearby construction site to do some work on his property. The problem with a bulldozer is it leaves tracks, so the next morning they found it fairly quickly.

/yes, alcohol was involved
//he did get his landscaping done though

 
Glenechocreek 2010-02-10 10:04:00 AM  
i.imgur.com

 
stickintehmud [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 10:27:03 AM  
i249.photobucket.com

 
Prattle Assassin 2010-02-10 12:10:35 PM  

 
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