... the other half wonder who took a bath.

;p

Terrorism charges pending.

Used to do this sort of stuff in High School. I'd drop the little glass capsules in the hallway or stairwell and eventually someone would come along and step on them cracking them open.

Always felt kinda bad for the poor bastard who stepped on the capsules because the liquid would stick to their shoes and the horrid stench would follow them around.

51 years old, I know that this is the kind of thing that marks one as profoundly immature, but in a way it is kind of awesome.

What happened now?

dad?

Liquid Ass Fart Spray: What happened now?

What the hell is that smell in here?

He was banned from the Walmart for that?! Honestly he just made that place have a more tolerable smell.

/they did him a favor
// And stay out of the Woolwor.. I mean Walmart!

There were these guys in high school that loved to drop those things in the cafeteria during lunch time. The whole place would clear out, except for this one table full of dudes laughing hysterically.

Ha, I dropped those glass capsules in the hallway in high school too.. Good times.

/not a terrorist

Yeah, that place always smells like ass.

Come to think of it, so does my house, and my car and most other places. What the hell is wrong with people? Damn!

The guy is certainly too old to be doing such immature pranks. But seriously....getting the police and media involved? I worked at a nightclub when I was living in Auckland. Some employees at a rival bar used to come in and drop a few stink bombs during our peak ours in the hopes of evacuating our place and bringing customers to their club. It was totally unprofessional and immature, but certainly no reason to call the cops over it.

Iguess I can't cropdust anymore or I will be a terrorist. Wal-mart is the only place I know where you can fart and no one notices.

Liquid Ass Fart Spray: What happened now?

Ask Liquid Ass Super Fart Spray.

She knows.

HEAD WAITER. It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it ,.. nasty, grubby, dirty, mingy, scrubby little fork.

'Monty Python's Flying Circus' Episode 3

Isn't that what fart spray is made for? If they think that is nauseating, catch me after a good chili night! I'll be locked up for life!

Liquid Ass is really fun to use at a bar.
Just a tiny drop on someone's cocktail napkin and the fun begins.


/And yes, I'm 44.

Liquid Ass Fart Spray: What happened now?

Appropriate

Jeffro619: The guy is certainly too old to be doing such immature pranks. But seriously....getting the police and media involved? I worked at a nightclub when I was living in Auckland. Some employees at a rival bar used to come in and drop a few stink bombs during our peak ours in the hopes of evacuating our place and bringing customers to their club. It was totally unprofessional and immature, but certainly no reason to call the cops over it.

Ummm...yeah you should have called the cops and then filed a law suit against the rival bar for your lost buisness. Alternitively the owner needed to hire a few thugs and break those farkers legs.

Anyway I'm surprised shiat like this does not happen nationwide. It is part of the problem with todays unions they are not willing to sacrafice to organize labour. You start burning a Walmart store or wharehouse down a day, threatening executives kids, blowing up their houses or cars, and they will come to the bargining table right quick.

I don't know when unions got to be big fat pussies, but both my grand-father and great-grand-father were union organizers of coal miners and they used these tactics.

Slaves2Darkness We did get our revenge. After we figured out who did it, our bouncers did give the guys a little special treatment, though nothing too serious. Fortunately for us we were the biggest club in the city with a good reputation. We didn't lose business. My whole point is that we have become way too sensitive in the States. People need to harden the fark up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

In before the "This is why I shop at Target/local grocery store/farmer's markets/raise my own food" comments.

krusader3z: Liquid Ass Fart Spray: What happened now?

Appropriate

But shouldn't the name be Shart Spray?

+1 to subby and +1 to Mamoru

Last time I was in walmart, this farking woman was 80's style fluffing her hair with a comb directly over the open veggie section. I would have taken the shiat smell over that any day.

Jeffro619: we have become way too sensitive in the States. People need to harden the fark up

Totally, completely, utterly TRUE!!!

/BTW - You're never too old to act immaturely.
//at least I'm not...

I worked as an assistant manager (properly abbreviated ass. man.) at a Wal-Mart for about a year. I supervised the unloading and overnight stocking crews while I was there. The worst stench I ever smelled was the night one of the stockers got a bad can of yams. If you've ever seen a can with both ends bulged out from the pressure inside, you know what I'm talking about. He set the can down with the empty cases and kept stocking. A minute or two later, the can exploded. That was on the front of the grocery side. You could gag from the smell in automotive, diagonally opposite in the 211,000 square foot store. The can took off like a rocket when it blew, spewing rotten yam across the floor for about 15 or 20 feet.

/I got a little sick typing this.

nothing to do with the article but for those of you drinking your morning coffee

iou one keyboard

My favorite part of that article:

The man's girlfriend, a 46-year-old Belfair woman, said she was shopping and didn't know what he was doing.

He should have done thing at the Ambercrombie store at the mall. It would have been an improvement over the stench they spray all over that wafts into the hallway.

Oh what the hell...

I worked at a shop that had an air compressor with an 80 gallon tank. On my last day there I dumped a whole pack (4 or 5) of those things in the tank. Anybody using air tools got a nice blast of stink in their face.

/immature, I know
//don't care

"If you can't stay young, you can at least stay immature." Red Green.

Someone must be doing that at all of the WalMarts, i can't stand the place. It smells like plastic and Made In China labels.

Manic_Repressive: I worked at a shop that had an air compressor with an 80 gallon tank. On my last day there I dumped a whole pack (4 or 5) of those things in the tank. Anybody using air tools got a nice blast of stink in their face.

/immature awesome, I know
//don't care

ftfy

What kind of pathetic excuse for a man has to use artificial farts? That's like using a strap-on dildo on your girlfriend.

In the America I grew up in every heterosexual boy learned flatulation from his father. If he couldn't muster a proper outburst, he kept his seat until he could. Who could face his old man after resorting to some mechanical aid to do the deed? It'd disgrace the family. I can imagine my own dad's hurt-and-confused expression if I was ever caught doing this. "Son, did you forget where the beer is?"

And the stinking will Full the air (new window)



Yeah, Thoughtviper's page is still on the web. Be kind to his bandwidth.

Was the hero tag banned as well subby?

Jeffro619: The guy is certainly too old to be doing such immature pranks. But seriously....getting the police and media involved? I worked at a nightclub when I was living in Auckland. Some employees at a rival bar used to come in and drop a few stink bombs during our peak ours in the hopes of evacuating our place and bringing customers to their club. It was totally unprofessional and immature, but certainly no reason to call the cops over it.

No that sounds like a reason to call the cops. The story from TFA not so much, neither is call for "terrorism" charges though.

Banned from Wal-Mart?
Sounds like a good start to building a better life!
I willingly pay 50% more for the pleasure of shopping anywhere else.

weird how they didn't name the guy, it's probably a judge or something.

Slaves2Darkness: Jeffro619: The guy is certainly too old to be doing such immature pranks. But seriously....getting the police and media involved? I worked at a nightclub when I was living in Auckland. Some employees at a rival bar used to come in and drop a few stink bombs during our peak ours in the hopes of evacuating our place and bringing customers to their club. It was totally unprofessional and immature, but certainly no reason to call the cops over it.

Ummm...yeah you should have called the cops and then filed a law suit against the rival bar for your lost buisness. Alternitively the owner needed to hire a few thugs and break those farkers legs.

Anyway I'm surprised shiat like this does not happen nationwide. It is part of the problem with todays unions they are not willing to sacrafice to organize labour. You start burning a Walmart store or wharehouse down a day, threatening executives kids, blowing up their houses or cars, and they will come to the bargining table right quick.

I don't know when unions got to be big fat pussies, but both my grand-father and great-grand-father were union organizers of coal miners and they used these tactics.

LOL! Because those tactics are completely ethical and legal... no? Your saying they aren't Officer? Your saying i'm going to jail? Rape? Sodomy? Etc, etc?

Sounds like a damn commie. Gtfo.

There exists a product called Fart Spray??

Liquid Ass Fart Spray: He was banned from the Walmart for that?! Honestly he just made that place have a more tolerable smell.

/they did him a favor
// And stay out of the Woolwor.. I mean Walmart!

Now, is that just the one Walmart, or the whole chain.
/Long live Delmar!

draygonia: Slaves2Darkness: Jeffro619: The guy is certainly too old to be doing such immature pranks. But seriously....getting the police and media involved? I worked at a nightclub when I was living in Auckland. Some employees at a rival bar used to come in and drop a few stink bombs during our peak ours in the hopes of evacuating our place and bringing customers to their club. It was totally unprofessional and immature, but certainly no reason to call the cops over it.

Ummm...yeah you should have called the cops and then filed a law suit against the rival bar for your lost buisness. Alternitively the owner needed to hire a few thugs and break those farkers legs.

Anyway I'm surprised shiat like this does not happen nationwide. It is part of the problem with todays unions they are not willing to sacrafice to organize labour. You start burning a Walmart store or wharehouse down a day, threatening executives kids, blowing up their houses or cars, and they will come to the bargining table right quick.

I don't know when unions got to be big fat pussies, but both my grand-father and great-grand-father were union organizers of coal miners and they used these tactics.

LOL! Because those tactics are completely ethical and legal... no? Your saying they aren't Officer? Your saying i'm going to jail? Rape? Sodomy? Etc, etc?

Sounds like a damn commie. Gtfo.

Ethics, legality? Bwhahahahah! When the local, state, and federal government and the police are bought off what good are ethics and legality? This is not about playing nice, but achieving a goal when all else has failed. Look at Wal-Mart and the tactics they use to keep unions out. Closeing stores, anti-union propoganda, hostile work environments for union organizers, and out right harrasment of union organizers. Are you saying that those tacticts are ethical, because most of them certainly are not legal.

Yes, it is an ends justify the means strategy, Yes, if you get caught you are going to jail for a long time. Yes, it is terroism. Sometimes terroism can be used for the greater good but most people are unwilling to pay the price for such tactics.

Headso: weird how they didn't name the guy, it's probably a judge or something.

Was it this guy???...

Walmart is great, because it lets us hate on poor people... yet at the same time it is a big corporation being all corporationy and stuff... so we can fark with poor people and minimum wage employees, and fool ourselves into thinking it is some sort of progressive protest... When, really, of course, it is simply a way for people with more money or "better taste" to wage class warefare on the lower classes!

Nothing better than farking with poor people and pretending I am some sort of commie for doing so!