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(Some Brit) Scary 47-year old teacher facing jail for going topless for teen (with non-topless pic)   (news.ninemsn.com.au) divider line 118
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MetaCarpal 2010-02-10 04:42:03 AM  
But did she then lift her skirt so he could see her nipples?
That's a hard 47.

 
Indolent [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 04:42:06 AM  
Good thing the pic was only the face and blurry at that. Didn't need as much eye bleach.

 
pcat [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 04:44:05 AM  
What, men can take their shirts off but women can't?
That's sexism, that is!

 
GWSuperfan 2010-02-10 04:45:16 AM  
TFA: The teacher, who conceived her seven-year-old child with a 17-year-old boy, has admitted to grooming the student with gifts including a tennis racquet.

How do you groom someone with a tennis racquet? A comb, sure; a brush, no problem; scissors, a razor- all ok, but a tennis racquet??

 
Galactic_Empanada 2010-02-10 04:47:55 AM  
GWSuperfan: TFA: The teacher, who conceived her seven-year-old child with a 17-year-old boy, has admitted to grooming the student with gifts including a tennis racquet.

How do you groom someone with a tennis racquet? A comb, sure; a brush, no problem; scissors, a razor- all ok, but a tennis racquet??


Social Grooming


The word "groom" is gonna lose it's meaning if you read that.


/groom

 
Indolent [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 04:48:28 AM  
GWSuperfan: TFA: The teacher, who conceived her seven-year-old child with a 17-year-old boy, has admitted to grooming the student with gifts including a tennis racquet.

How do you groom someone with a tennis racquet? A comb, sure; a brush, no problem; scissors, a razor- all ok, but a tennis racquet??


"Here's the racquet. Get your balls ready!"

 
HPSpyk 2010-02-10 04:51:39 AM  
Indolent: "

I dont even have balls, but..

OUCH!

 
Dialectic 2010-02-10 04:56:05 AM  
Male High School students are so abused nowadays, imagine these women just providing copious amounts of sexual healing and showering them with gifts to these poor creatures?

Outrageous!

 
Begoggle 2010-02-10 04:58:08 AM  
www.sneeko.net
Oblig.

 
aniyn 2010-02-10 04:58:33 AM  
47-year old teacher facing jail for going topless for teen (with thankfully non-topless pic)

FTFY Subby

 
Mosrael 2010-02-10 05:01:29 AM  
I know sexual education needs a drastic change, but hell if you're going to go about it this way let's at least hire some more attractive teachers for the kids.

 
Phlem Pickens [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 05:12:05 AM  
A case of Coopers Droopers.

 
Vern the Worm 2010-02-10 05:30:05 AM  
Phlem Pickens: A case of Coopers Droopers.

Can you be a little more technical when you through around terms Dr. Know It All?

Cooper's ligaments
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Cooper's ligaments
Latin retinaculum cutis mammae, ligamenta suspensoria mammaria
This article is about Cooper's ligaments of the breast. See Pectineal ligament for the inguinal structure also called Cooper's Ligament.
Cooper's ligaments (also known as the suspensory ligaments of Cooper and the fibrocollagenous septa) are connective tissue in the breast that helps maintain structural integrity.

 
Indolent [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 05:33:07 AM  
Vern the Worm: Phlem Pickens: A case of Coopers Droopers.

Can you be a little more technical when you through throw around terms Dr. Know It All?

Cooper's ligaments
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Cooper's ligaments
Latin retinaculum cutis mammae, ligamenta suspensoria mammaria
This article is about Cooper's ligaments of the breast. See Pectineal ligament for the inguinal structure also called Cooper's Ligament.
Cooper's ligaments (also known as the suspensory ligaments of Cooper and the fibrocollagenous septa) are connective tissue in the breast that helps maintain structural integrity.


FTFY

 
untaken_name 2010-02-10 05:40:45 AM  
Indolent: Vern the Worm: Phlem Pickens: A case of Coopers Droopers.

Can you be a little more technical when you through throw be froin' around terms Dr. Know It All?

Cooper's ligaments
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Cooper's ligaments
Latin retinaculum cutis mammae, ligamenta suspensoria mammaria
This article is about Cooper's ligaments of the breast. See Pectineal ligament for the inguinal structure also called Cooper's Ligament.
Cooper's ligaments (also known as the suspensory ligaments of Cooper and the fibrocollagenous septa) are connective tissue in the breast that helps maintain structural integrity.

FTFY


FTFN

/"Fixed That For Nobody"
//geez, stop being racist.

 
20/20 2010-02-10 05:43:25 AM  
He probably enjoyed the free gifts, but then decided to out her after seeing pancake teats.

 
some_beer_drinker 2010-02-10 05:52:45 AM  
20/20: He probably enjoyed the free gifts, but then decided to out her after seeing pancake teats.

thanks alot for that image...

 
untaken_name 2010-02-10 05:53:52 AM  
20/20: He probably enjoyed the free gifts, but then decided to out her after seeing pancake teats.

Or the ol' tennis-balls-in-tube-socks.

/can you tie 'em in a knot?
//can you tie 'em in a bow?

 
Phlem Pickens [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 06:09:11 AM  
untaken_name: Indolent: Vern the Worm: Phlem Pickens: A case of Coopers Droopers.

Can you be a little more technical when you through throw be froin' around terms Dr. Know It All?

Cooper's ligaments
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Cooper's ligaments
Latin retinaculum cutis mammae, ligamenta suspensoria mammaria
This article is about Cooper's ligaments of the breast. See Pectineal ligament for the inguinal structure also called Cooper's Ligament.
Cooper's ligaments (also known as the suspensory ligaments of Cooper and the fibrocollagenous septa) are connective tissue in the breast that helps maintain structural integrity.

FTFY

FTFN

/"Fixed That For Nobody"
//geez, stop being racist.


Be froin' is very technical and easier to understand.

/tanks for the assistance when I didn't axe or expect the help.

 
Gussie Fink-Nottle 2010-02-10 06:09:31 AM  
In UK slang, Cooper's Droop is erectile dysfunction caused by the contents of a barrel (usually beer). A barrel is made by a cooper, hence the personification.

 
buddyrtr 2010-02-10 06:10:42 AM  
untaken_name: 20/20: He probably enjoyed the free gifts, but then decided to out her after seeing pancake teats.

Or the ol' tennis-balls-in-tube-socks.

/can you tie 'em in a knot?
//can you tie 'em in a bow?


More likely...

/can you throw them o'er your shoulder
//like a Continental soldier?

 
untaken_name 2010-02-10 06:12:17 AM  
Phlem Pickens: /tanks for the assistance when I didn't axe or expect speck the help.


It's what I do. I live to help.

 
untaken_name 2010-02-10 06:16:58 AM  
buddyrtr: More likely...

That was kinda meant to be implied ;)

Of course, I probably should have used this version, so the kids on here would get reference.(new window)

/do they wobble to the flow?

 
ShannonKW 2010-02-10 06:35:19 AM  
Hope she rots in jail. Nothing is more harmful to children than the sight of breasts.

I was traumatized this way as a child. None of you can know what I went through. This woman would wait till she was alone with me and grab me like a ragdoll and thrust her naked teat in my face. It was sticky and covered with lint. I recall the sick look of satisfaction on her face as I peered around that turgid, veiny bulge, but I was powerless to call out.

The experience scarred me for life. The instant I see breasts my mind is a battlefield of emotion. Even thinking about them...

I've got to go lay down.

 
Rose McGowan Loveslave 2010-02-10 06:38:49 AM  
Hey boobs are boobs. My last girlfriend did not have the grestest pair but they were fun to play with.

 
prisoner6 2010-02-10 06:39:24 AM  
Mummy?

 
Hilary T. N. Seuss 2010-02-10 06:39:47 AM  
The teacher, who conceived her seven-year-old child with a 17-year-old boy

I didn't know you could conceive a seven-year-old. That saves a lot of time.

 
pottie 2010-02-10 06:39:58 AM  
ShannonKW: Hope she rots in jail. Nothing is more harmful to children than the sight of breasts.

I was traumatized this way as a child. None of you can know what I went through. This woman would wait till she was alone with me and grab me like a ragdoll and thrust her naked teat in my face. It was sticky and covered with lint. I recall the sick look of satisfaction on her face as I peered around that turgid, veiny bulge, but I was powerless to call out.

The experience scarred me for life. The instant I see breasts my mind is a battlefield of emotion. Even thinking about them...

I've got to go lay down.



*golf clap*

 
Nick Nostril 2010-02-10 06:44:24 AM  
No thanks!

 
Thudfark 2010-02-10 06:57:36 AM  
She's no Hellen Mirren....

 
Coming on a Bicycle 2010-02-10 06:59:33 AM  
ShannonKW: Hope she rots in jail. Nothing is more harmful to children than the sight of breasts.

I was traumatized this way as a child. None of you can know what I went through. This woman would wait till she was alone with me and grab me like a ragdoll and thrust her naked teat in my face. It was sticky and covered with lint. I recall the sick look of satisfaction on her face as I peered around that turgid, veiny bulge, but I was powerless to call out.

The experience scarred me for life. The instant I see breasts my mind is a battlefield of emotion. Even thinking about them...

I've got to go lay down.


Thank you sir. Mind if I pay a tribute to your originality by paraphrasing it on other bloglike media ?

/So sue me

 
Bio-nic [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 07:03:56 AM  
Even Jesus says he wouldn't hit that O_O

 
fappomatic 2010-02-10 07:17:54 AM  
Phlem Pickens: untaken_name: Indolent: Vern the Worm: Phlem Pickens: A case of Coopers Droopers.

Can you be a little more technical when you through throw be froin' around terms Dr. Know It All?

Cooper's ligaments
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Cooper's ligaments
Latin retinaculum cutis mammae, ligamenta suspensoria mammaria
This article is about Cooper's ligaments of the breast. See Pectineal ligament for the inguinal structure also called Cooper's Ligament.
Cooper's ligaments (also known as the suspensory ligaments of Cooper and the fibrocollagenous septa) are connective tissue in the breast that helps maintain structural integrity.

FTFY

FTFN

/"Fixed That For Nobody"
//geez, stop being racist.

Be froin' is very technical and easier to understand.

/tanks for the assistance when I didn't di int axe or expect eckspeck the help hep.


FTFY

 
backseatdriver 2010-02-10 07:18:37 AM  
Oblig

i.imgur.com

 
youcannotbecargo 2010-02-10 07:27:36 AM  
He probably wanted to drive...her car. She said no.

 
#2 2010-02-10 07:35:19 AM  
MERLIN.
Then, by God's wounds and by thy body's faith,
Swear to forsake all lust forevermore,
But live unstainèd and devoid of sin.

- 'EXCALIBUR: AN ARTHURIAN DRAMA' by Ralph Adams Cram (1893)

 
Flash314 2010-02-10 07:38:13 AM  
Ummmmm.... No.

 
greighwolf 2010-02-10 07:40:43 AM  
Witch Hazel has dyed her hair?

 
freetomato [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 07:51:27 AM  
www.mediabistro.com

 
ralphyboy 2010-02-10 08:14:32 AM  
MetaCarpal: But did she then lift her skirt so he could see her nipples?
That's a hard 47.


Thread over!

 
littlett's [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 08:16:33 AM  
That looks like it was a rough 47 years.

 
Ironclad2 [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 08:18:19 AM  
We can haz BIE thread?

 
Poppyale [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 08:19:59 AM  
Ironclad2: We can haz BIE thread?

You'll have to look in the bottom of your inbox.

 
CaulkSpunk 2010-02-10 08:24:06 AM  
(o) (o)

 
INeedAName 2010-02-10 08:32:09 AM  
What a double standard! Would people be up in arms if it had been a male teacher that went topless!

 
Deucetoo [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 08:34:04 AM  
BIE ftw.

Also, I've always liked older women, but they've got to have some sexiness about them.

 
paledecay 2010-02-10 08:38:05 AM  
wtf

 
Shakespeare's Monkey 2010-02-10 08:38:53 AM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

images.ninemsn.com.au

And people make fun of West Virginia,

There must be a lone family tree with no branches just sitting out there somewhere.

 
Roadogs [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 08:40:51 AM  
Vern the Worm: Phlem Pickens: A case of Coopers Droopers.

Can you be a little more technical when you through around terms Dr. Know It All?


i47.tinypic.com

Mr. Know It All

/oblig

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 08:43:57 AM  
She's pretty harsh, but I would've hit it at 15.

 
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