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mamoru [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 12:31:20 AM  
Keep it up folks. Screw up the country enough, and all of the immigrants will want to go home. Then you can have your jerbs back.

/Palin for Prez 2012! :D

 
Rickerkioz [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 12:57:26 AM  
USA!! USA!! USA!!

 
House of Tards [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:00:16 AM  
Clearly the key is for everything to go to hell for the next decade, then those of us who survive the tribulation period can all get jobs building the giant southerly wall.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:00:21 AM  
How exactly do you calculate that?

 
Elvis_Bogart [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:25:18 AM  
How exactly do you calculate that?

Easy, just lay off the guys who do the counting.

 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:57:42 AM  
Oh no! We suck again!

/too lazy to GIS

 
006andahalf 2010-02-10 02:15:21 AM  
GAT_00: How exactly do you calculate that?

I was somewhat cheekily thinking about that, since they're commonly labeled, "undocumented immigrants."

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 02:16:25 AM  
It's more likely due to the fact that they're nearly all already across the border.

 
Solty Dog [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 02:17:25 AM  
GAT_00: How exactly do you calculate that?

I think they just stopped counting Canadians since they entertain us so greatly.

 
EatCritAndDie 2010-02-10 02:18:05 AM  
lornakismet.files.wordpress.com

"See? It's working!"


/probably not

 
rogrog 2010-02-10 02:20:35 AM  
Que?
http://tinyurl.com/yaqb5v5
(Copy & Paste, SFW)

 
Cup_O_Jo 2010-02-10 02:21:01 AM  
Just 7%..

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2010-02-10 02:27:01 AM  
Maybe if big companies would stop outsourcing, we would have our jerbs back. Immigrants don't do anything we were actually doing in the first place. Paco from Mexico didn't get your job working for Dell, Raji in India did. That said, I don't see why immigration is such a huge problem. This country was made by poor immigrants for poor immigrants, so it's just serving it's function.

 
Mosrael 2010-02-10 02:52:02 AM  
I thought we were founded by wealthy businessmen looking to get wealthier?

 
NephilimNexus 2010-02-10 02:52:19 AM  
The Mexican pesos is one of the few currencies that the US dollar has actually increased in value against over the last decade, so I'm surprised it immigration from Mexico isn't going up.

 
Encarnacion 2010-02-10 02:53:29 AM  
Estimados Mexicanos,
Si quieren que su pais sea mas suave que muchos otros, por favor que deciden que ya basta con esta corrupcion, no la aguantan ningun dia mas. Empiecen a votar para politicos que guarantian su libertad, no cosas de valor hoy y nada mañana. Por favor que aman a sus projimos como ustedes mismos, sin importar quienes son. Oh, y una otra cosa: Su pais no es un basurero, cuida a ella y ella se va a cuidar generacion tras generacion. Se amo, y quiero lo mejor para ustedes.
Con Cariño,
una Mexochista del otro lado que vive en su pais.

/no, I'm not pressing 1.

 
Vertdang 2010-02-10 02:55:47 AM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Maybe if big companies would stop outsourcing, we would have our jerbs back. Immigrants don't do anything we were actually doing in the first place. Paco from Mexico didn't get your job working for Dell, Raji in India did. That said, I don't see why immigration is such a huge problem. This country was made by poor immigrants for poor immigrants, so it's just serving it's function.

As much as I like you estee, I have to STRONGLY disagree with you.
I live down in phoenix, and I see the bad side of undocumented immigration ALL the time.
We have groups of 50 people living in shacks (guadalupe, az), we have the highest incidence of kidnapping in the world (last I heard), the gang problem is horrendous, the drug use is out of control, and the school and hospital systems down here are going broke (as they pay no taxes, save for sales).

Imagine this, you live in a town with a certain capacity of roads (for figures sake lets say 10,000 people), stores, hospitals, schools etc. Those locations can only serve a population up to a certain point (say.. 12000). Now, lets take your town of 10,000 and add 5,000 people. But they all need the same services as you. Suddenly, all of your hospitals are filled, your schools are over capacity and they can't afford to hire enough people to teach that many students. Your police force doesnt have enough tax income to pay for more officers, your jails are filled.
How has your quality of life in that town changed? Has it improved?

I'm not in favor of amnesty, I think everyone should do the paperwork. But we REALLY need to crack down on the employers (I'm looking at you constrution companies) that hire undocumented immigrants. If there's no work here, there's no reason for them to cross over illegally.
My friend michelle, her family came over about 30 years ago. They did the paperwork, and they're very successful. They were able to get educations and job skills that could support them. Michelle is now a (semi) famous cello player. If they had come over illegally, they definately wouldn't have had the life they live now.

/this goes for ALL immigrants. chinese, russian, mexican, irish, everyone.
//and it would encourage those that can't come over to maybe fix their own country.
///viva la revolucion.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 03:02:10 AM  
I've been saying it a lot of times, and I'll say it again...

I have a country to tend, I don't care what you do, unless it affects us in any way.

Encarnacion: Estimados Mexicanos,
Si quieren que su pais sea mas suave que muchos otros, por favor que deciden que ya basta con esta corrupcion, no la aguantan ningun dia mas. Empiecen a votar para politicos que guarantian su libertad, no cosas de valor hoy y nada mañana. Por favor que aman a sus projimos como ustedes mismos, sin importar quienes son. Oh, y una otra cosa: Su pais no es un basurero, cuida a ella y ella se va a cuidar generacion tras generacion. Se amo, y quiero lo mejor para ustedes.
Con Cariño,
una Mexochista del otro lado que vive en su pais.

/no, I'm not pressing 1.


Votar? Por cual partido!?

PRI: No han robado por mas de 70 anos, y nos han estado dando atole con el dedo, y por lo visto vienen con lo peor de lo peor.

PAN: Igual que sus republicanos, solo que son mas desvengozados que la chingada. Irresponsables, igual de corruptos, hipocritas que se esconden tras la religion y los "valores familiares".

PRD, PT, PANAL, Partido Verde: Basura de los dos partidos mas grandes.

Lo unico que nos queda es: El voto blanco para matar a los partidos chicos, o una insurreccion.

Amo a mi pais, me enorgullece llamarme a mi mismo Mexicano, pero lo que estamos viviendo es horrible: Nuestro presidente juega a que es soldado mientras que el pueblo sufre las consecuencias, aumenta la corrupcion.

Jamas he considerado cambiarme de nacionalidad, hasta estos ultimos dias.

/You should press 1

 
syndre 2010-02-10 03:03:03 AM  
GAT_00: How exactly do you calculate that?

came here for this

 
jingks 2010-02-10 03:09:46 AM  
GAT_00: How exactly do you calculate that?

syndre: came here for this

You could read the report.

/ Link goes to report summary, not the pdf itself.

 
ChewbaccaJones [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 03:11:00 AM  
I for one welcome our new ...errrr...ummm. Non-immigrant overlords?

/goes back to studying Mandarin before the note's due.

 
GWSuperfan 2010-02-10 03:11:20 AM  
rogrog: Que?
http://tinyurl.com/yaqb5v5
(Copy & Paste, SFW)


I find your recent lack of NSFW disturbing.

 
jingks 2010-02-10 03:14:45 AM  
And for the rest...

img109.imageshack.us

 
Poorboytech2000 2010-02-10 03:22:28 AM  
How did they arrive at this number???? Did they count them?
And if they did, why didnt they kick them out while doing it!!!!

 
accelerus 2010-02-10 03:29:44 AM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Maybe if big companies would stop outsourcing, we would have our jerbs back. Immigrants don't do anything we were actually doing in the first place. Paco from Mexico didn't get your job working for Dell, Raji in India did. That said, I don't see why immigration is such a huge problem. This country was made by poor immigrants for poor immigrants, so it's just serving it's function.

I honestly wouldn't care about illegal immigration as much if it wasnt for that fact that our (already strained) social services system is even more overloaded with people who pay no taxes, but still collect benefits. Our medical system where an illegal can fall in off the street, get 250K worth of medical care and walk right out never paying a dime. Everyone needs to wake up and realize that EVERYONE has to pull their own weight otherwise we will just keep going in the downward spiral we are already in.

I don't care if they come over here -- just pay your taxes, stop leeching, and learn the native language and then we are pretty much cool. Declaration of independence is written in English, learn it.

 
Mosrael 2010-02-10 03:35:13 AM  
accelerus: EsteeFlwrPot: Maybe if big companies would stop outsourcing, we would have our jerbs back. Immigrants don't do anything we were actually doing in the first place. Paco from Mexico didn't get your job working for Dell, Raji in India did. That said, I don't see why immigration is such a huge problem. This country was made by poor immigrants for poor immigrants, so it's just serving it's function.

I honestly wouldn't care about illegal immigration as much if it wasnt for that fact that our (already strained) social services system is even more overloaded with people who pay no taxes, but still collect benefits. Our medical system where an illegal can fall in off the street, get 250K worth of medical care and walk right out never paying a dime. Everyone needs to wake up and realize that EVERYONE has to pull their own weight otherwise we will just keep going in the downward spiral we are already in.

I don't care if they come over here -- just pay your taxes, stop leeching, and learn the native language and then we are pretty much cool. Declaration of independence is written in English, learn it.


If they had the means I'm sure they would do all those things listed. Hard to gain something as large as education when you have absolutely nothing.

 
ertznay 2010-02-10 03:37:07 AM  
Just remember folks, the blame is to be placed solely on those rotten illegal immigrants. The businesses that are knowingly hiring these people are completely blameless.

 
The_Terminator 2010-02-10 03:43:04 AM  
USA! USA! USA!

 
Swampthing in Korea 2010-02-10 03:44:44 AM  
Well, the reconquista has been slowed for now.

accelerus

I'm going to mention Sioux and Iroqouis, and pretend that magically counters all arguments as to why you should learn the dominant language of a country you immigrate to!

/Can read Hangul
//Damn language needs "F" and "I" sounds.

 
Swampthing in Korea 2010-02-10 03:47:40 AM  
Macmeda: Illegal immigration is just that ... illegal.

*Sarcasm* People are never illegal!

 
Bonzo_1116 2010-02-10 03:54:55 AM  
CygnusDarius:
Lo unico que nos queda es: El voto blanco para matar a los partidos chicos, o una insurreccion.



Would this work? If everyone left their voting papers blank would they re-run the election?

What are the rules for that?

/Mil gracias a mi profes en colegio, que puedo leerlo.

 
Vertdang 2010-02-10 04:12:00 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: Macmeda: Illegal immigration is just that ... illegal.

*Sarcasm* People are never illegal!


That's my favorite argument.
My response is typically "but tresspassing is."

 
Toht 2010-02-10 04:27:52 AM  
Encarnacion: Estimados Mexicanos,
Si quieren que su pais sea mas suave que muchos otros, por favor que deciden que ya basta con esta corrupcion, no la aguantan ningun dia mas. Empiecen a votar para politicos que guarantian su libertad, no cosas de valor hoy y nada mañana. Por favor que aman a sus projimos como ustedes mismos, sin importar quienes son. Oh, y una otra cosa: Su pais no es un basurero, cuida a ella y ella se va a cuidar generacion tras generacion. Se amo, y quiero lo mejor para ustedes.
Con Cariño,
una Mexochista del otro lado que vive en su pais.

/no, I'm not pressing 1.


I ran that through Google Translate:

Dear Mexican,
If you want your country to be softer than many others, please who decide that enough is enough with this corruption, not put up any day. Begin to vote for politicians who expressed warranty their freedom, not things of value today and nothing tomorrow. Please who love their neighbors as yourself, no matter who they are. Oh, and one other thing: Your country is not a dump, take care of her and she will take care of generation after generation. It was love, and I want the best for you.
With love,
Mexochista across one that lives in your country.

/you people sure talk funny

 
Toht 2010-02-10 04:40:38 AM  
CygnusDarius: Votar? Por cual partido!?

PRI: No han robado por mas de 70 anos, y nos han estado dando atole con el dedo, y por lo visto vienen con lo peor de lo peor.

PAN: Igual que sus republicanos, solo que son mas desvengozados que la chingada. Irresponsables, igual de corruptos, hipocritas que se esconden tras la religion y los "valores familiares".

PRD, PT, PANAL, Partido Verde: Basura de los dos partidos mas grandes.

Lo unico que nos queda es: El voto blanco para matar a los partidos chicos, o una insurreccion.

Amo a mi pais, me enorgullece llamarme a mi mismo Mexicano, pero lo que estamos viviendo es horrible: Nuestro presidente juega a que es soldado mientras que el pueblo sufre las consecuencias, aumenta la corrupcion.

Jamas he considerado cambiarme de nacionalidad, hasta estos ultimos dias.



Again, from Google Translate:


Vote? For which party??

PRI: They have not won for over 70 years, and we have been giving the finger gruel, and apparently comes with the worst of the worst.

PAN: Like their Republican desvengozados only that are more than a biatch. Irresponsible, equally corrupt, hypocrites who hide behind religion and "family values".

PRD, PT, HONEYCOMB, Green Party: Garbage of the two largest parties.

The only thing that remains is: The white vote to kill the kids parties, or an insurrection.

I love my country, I am proud to call myself Mexican, but what we are experiencing is horrible: Our president is playing soldier while the people suffer the consequences, increases corruption.

I have never considered changing nationality, until these past few days.


/The white vote to kill the kids parties?!?
//mmmmmmm.... finger gruel

 
accelerus 2010-02-10 04:49:46 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: Well, the reconquista has been slowed for now.

accelerus

I'm going to mention Sioux and Iroqouis, and pretend that magically counters all arguments as to why you should learn the dominant language of a country you immigrate to!

/Can read Hangul
//Damn language needs "F" and "I" sounds.


I knew someone was going to going to pull the indian stuff out of the their ass, I suppose that's fair though.

How about a compromise? If the Mexicans conquer us through bad deals, disease, and broken treaties, then I will see the need to learn spanish.

Only thing I can say is that "indians" were mostly tribes (some nomadic some not) often having wars with each other. It's a stretch but I dont know if you could, in a world wide scenario, call the "indians" their own country. Seeing as how that was 300-400 years ago let's just call that the past.

I understand your argument - if I felt the reason to immigrate to spain, italy, or france I would never in a million years expect their culture to bend to MY laziness in learning their official natural language.

If I go deep in central mexico, and didn't understand a word of spanish, how long do you think I would last? Think I could find a job? get welfare? or get put up in a nice hospital for free if i hurt myself? I heard their prisons are like 5 star resorts down there. *sarcasm meter explodes*

 
Bonzo_1116 2010-02-10 04:58:48 AM  
accelerus:
If I go deep in central mexico, and didn't understand a word of spanish, how long do you think I would last? Think I could find a job? get welfare? or get put up in a nice hospital for free if i hurt myself?


Yep, they've got free hospitals in Mexico. It won't be particularly "nice", but they got the socialized medicaine thing.

I'll have to ask my brother about his Mexico City "kidney stone adventure", and find out the billing specifics, but I don't recall him saying he paid much/anything. My sister-in-law says you can pay into a nicer level of care if you've got the cash, but most folks are stuck with the shiatty basic care.

 
Bomb Head Mohammed 2010-02-10 05:39:37 AM  
This thread appears to be attracting a lot of morans..

// oh wait.

 
Encarnacion 2010-02-10 06:40:36 AM  
CygnusDarius: I've been saying it a lot of times, and I'll say it again...

I have a country to tend, I don't care what you do, unless it affects us in any way.

Encarnacion: Estimados Mexicanos,
Si quieren que su pais sea mas suave que muchos otros, por favor que deciden que ya basta con esta corrupcion, no la aguantan ningun dia mas. Empiecen a votar para politicos que guarantian su libertad, no cosas de valor hoy y nada mañana. Por favor que aman a sus projimos como ustedes mismos, sin importar quienes son. Oh, y una otra cosa: Su pais no es un basurero, cuida a ella y ella se va a cuidar generacion tras generacion. Se amo, y quiero lo mejor para ustedes.
Con Cariño,
una Mexochista del otro lado que vive en su pais.

/no, I'm not pressing 1.

Votar? Por cual partido!?

PRI: No han robado por mas de 70 anos, y nos han estado dando atole con el dedo, y por lo visto vienen con lo peor de lo peor.

PAN: Igual que sus republicanos, solo que son mas desvengozados que la chingada. Irresponsables, igual de corruptos, hipocritas que se esconden tras la religion y los "valores familiares".

PRD, PT, PANAL, Partido Verde: Basura de los dos partidos mas grandes.

Lo unico que nos queda es: El voto blanco para matar a los partidos chicos, o una insurreccion.

Amo a mi pais, me enorgullece llamarme a mi mismo Mexicano, pero lo que estamos viviendo es horrible: Nuestro presidente juega a que es soldado mientras que el pueblo sufre las consecuencias, aumenta la corrupcion.

Jamas he considerado cambiarme de nacionalidad, hasta estos ultimos dias.

/You should press 1


Ok, pressing 1 now, and therein switching to English (obviously my first language). CygnusDarius, let me tell you that I genuinely love living here in BC and taking care of some adorable casa hogar kids, and God willing would like to remain here my whole life.

It is out of this love that I want the best for your country, and wish I could take a more active role in that. I get sad (and a little angry) that there seems to be no (peaceful) way out of the corruption going on here with politicians and police. I heard recently that some politicians will gain votes by promising dispensas or TVs to people who will vote for them, and I have no idea if it's true, but if it is it's sickening. It sounds like the "Chicken in every pot" the USA president Hoover promised, and well, that did not turn out well at all.

In resarching politics of EEUUMM politics I found that all that which you wrote is true, that there really isn't a party too concerned with "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" for all of Mexico. Although you are very proud to be Mexican, I can see why you might want to change that. But I'd say work on changing Mexico in the ways that you can, just as I am with those kids I mentioned earlier. After all, there are reasons why all your posts show up in green for me. :)

 
jso2897 2010-02-10 06:54:53 AM  
I'm sick and tired af all you wetbacks coming to my country and screwing it up. Why don't you go back home, if you stinking "culture" is so great.
Sincerely Yours,
Billy Blue Eagle

 
Braindeath 2010-02-10 07:23:34 AM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Maybe if big companies would stop outsourcing, we would have our jerbs back. Immigrants don't do anything we were actually doing in the first place. Paco from Mexico didn't get your job working for Dell, Raji in India did. That said, I don't see why immigration is such a huge problem. This country was made by poor immigrants for poor immigrants, so it's just serving it's function.

They depress wages, pull money out of our economy, and in the long run, their health care costs, education costs and issues with criminality far out-weigh the benefits we might get out things like lower food costs. Not to mention the way large sections of land near the border are now trashed or barely inhabitable.

Instead of encouraging uneducated people from third world countries, we need to be encouraging educated people from other first world countries to come here so we can retain the edge we're quickly losing.

As for the people hiring them, stop it you jackasses. Stop making money by farking over everyone around you.

 
Jeffro619 2010-02-10 07:49:00 AM  
Vertdang I couldn't have said it better myself. Unfortunately much of the U.S. (the Northeast) doesn't actually see this problem firsthand. The situation in the Southwest coupled with the federal government's refusal to supply adequate resources to control the problem has made this a huge burden for us (as well as subsidizing many unnamed midwest states). I'm all for legal immigration but we really need to figure out a way to enforce our borders better and also to crack down on those companies who hire illegals.

/many of you prefer the term 'undocumented'
//undocumented equals illegal

 
Kar98 2010-02-10 08:31:36 AM  
Vertdang: As much as I like you estee, I have to STRONGLY disagree with you.

Forget it. She's from upstate New York, I think. Like my wife. Who literally lived in a place called Whitesboro, in the town of Whitestown, population 97.8% whites.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 08:34:24 AM  
Bonzo_1116: CygnusDarius:
Lo unico que nos queda es: El voto blanco para matar a los partidos chicos, o una insurreccion.



Would this work? If everyone left their voting papers blank would they re-run the election?

What are the rules for that?

/Mil gracias a mi profes en colegio, que puedo leerlo.


Well, according to electoral law, certain parties need a certain ammount of votes so they stay registered. If this percentage is not met, the party loses the registration, either state-wise or nationally.

 
Crosshair [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 08:34:41 AM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Maybe if big companies would stop outsourcing, we would have our jerbs back. Immigrants don't do anything we were actually doing in the first place. Paco from Mexico didn't get your job working for Dell, Raji in India did. That said, I don't see why immigration is such a huge problem. This country was made by poor immigrants for poor immigrants, so it's just serving it's function.

You are looking at the symptom and not the disease. The disease is, in part, high taxation and exessive busywork regulation that costs a farkton to comply with.

With all the crap businesses in the US have to put up with, it's no wonder they leave.

 
This 2010-02-10 08:55:08 AM  
Toht: /The white vote to kill the kids parties?!?

I'm guessing that's their insult for a party they perceive as "limousine liberals" - rich white people who are pro-abortion-rights. Remember that much of Latin America is socially conservative though fiscally liberal.

 
JimmySlicings 2010-02-10 09:05:36 AM  
www.avclub.com


Didn't work out too well.

 
Kazuya 2010-02-10 09:26:21 AM  
callitaweasel.files.wordpress.com

 
litespeed74 2010-02-10 09:35:21 AM  
I'm sure it dropped because of our strict enforcement of immigration laws.
Either that or Juarez is a hidden gym nobody knows anything about.

 
n8_de_gr8 2010-02-10 10:03:42 AM  
Vertdang: As much as I like you estee, I have to STRONGLY disagree with you.
I live down in phoenix, and I see the bad side of undocumented immigration ALL the time.
We have groups of 50 people living in shacks (guadalupe, az), we have the highest incidence of kidnapping in the world (last I heard), the gang problem is horrendous, the drug use is out of control, and the school and hospital systems down here are going broke (as they pay no taxes, save for sales).


The underlying source of many of those problems; kidnapping and gang activity, is the result of an ineffective war on drugs. Boarder violence has been a reality for years, it is only now spilling over onto our streets. The social problems which you are describing are not (entirely) the result of immigrants in our country, most of the people who come here are actually hard working folks looking for a way to feed their families. Immigration needs to be done legally, I agree, but to blame the immigrant population, illegal or otherwise for the rise in drugs and violence is inaccurate.

 
RockyMtnMan 2010-02-10 10:04:15 AM  
This is stance I very much differ from the Democrats on. In my opinion, immigration needs to be very heavily regulated by our Government, and we need permanent additional support near our Southern border.

However, the Republicans only offered the American people a wall (with holes in it!). So I haven't really seen many good ideas comes from either camp.

I want sentry guns, 24/7 video surveillance of the entire border, and military personnel there. Border patrol can assist with the enter/exit procedures, but they aren't cutting it alone on the border.

 
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