You weren't kidding, submitter.

Misa Driniv' Solo AH AH AH

State police charged 34 year old Tawanda L. Curtis of 251 Center Street with criminal impersonation.

1. that's a bullshiat charge
2. WTF was that lady thinking!? just take the ticket and fight it in court.

She looks like TONS of fun.

She's purdy. I would flour her

Eh, Joba's mom looks more like it.

With a name like Tawanda I'd lie when people asked for my name too.

Why is a white woman named Tawanda?

Coco LaFemme: Why is a white woman named Tawanda?

My first thought.

Second thought: Why do you give a fake name for a traffic stop? Did they check if she was hiding any illegal immigrants in her fat rolls?

So she lies about her name, and when the cops discover the lie she has to give them the name 'Tawanda L. Curtis?' Haha, i'd like to have been there to see how that went over.

So did they bring her Solo and the Wookiee or what?

cambie: With a name like Tawanda I'd lie when people asked for my name too.

Coco LaFemme: Why is a white woman named Tawanda?

What's the big deal? My middle name is Tawanda and I'm a white dude.

cambie: With a name like Tawanda I'd lie when people asked for my name too.

Dammit.

You've got tawanda why she would lie...

Face it girls, I'm older and have more insurance.

Was the passenger Salacious B. Crumb?

I'd hit it


/with blunt heavy object
/repeatedly
/till it stopped
/then more

Why is a white woman named Tawanda?

Back in college I met a white attractive woman claiming to be named "Yolanda". I bet her some small amount, as I considered that to be impossible.

I lost; she showed me her driver's license and that was really her name.

Or probably a fake license to win bets.

Looks more like a Claire.

bmihura: Or probably a fake license to win bets.

That is genius!

Gyrfalcon: Second thought: Why do you give a fake name for a traffic stop?

Outstanding warrants. Or just wanting to try to be a cheap-ass and get out of paying a ticket.

Tsar_Bomba1: Was the passenger Salacious B. Crumb?

Passenger was named Greedo.

lame.

AllShelleyAllTheTime: lame.

you sound fat.

"Hey Boussh. Whattaya think she weighs?"

"Yoto. Yoto."

So any article about a fat person is Fark-worthy?

...that passenger and another were charged with alcohol consumption in a vehicle.

What the fark kind of bullshiat charge is that?!

Andulamb: So any article about a fat person is Fark-worthy?

Say, are you about a size 14?

Andulamb: So any article about a fat person is Fark-worthy?

you sound fat.

Andulamb: So any article about a fat person is Fark-worthy?

Not at all. The "article" (on the left) was about a woman that used a false name. The "comments" (on the right) are about a fat "woman". It's easy to get them "confused". Sometimes the "article" has a "comments" section and that really can throw you for a "loop" if you're not careful. "I", myself have been known "to" confuse them from "time" to time.

tee-hee farkers make fun of their gf

Looks like a whiskey barrel wrapped in skin.

get real: tee-hee farkers make fun of their gf

We prefer thinking of it as "relationship therapy"

Do.

Not.

Want.

Andulamb: So any article about a fat person is Fark-worthy?

Changed to reflect reality.

Oh god...

CanadaHauntsMe: ...that passenger and another were charged with alcohol consumption in a vehicle.

What the fark kind of bullshiat charge is that?!

Ah, a lot of places have "open container" laws, sez you can't have open containers of booze in your vehicle. It's a handy way to get fat passengers under arrest.

TrixieDelite: Face it girls, I'm older and have more insurance.

Thank you, that's what I came in here for.

TAWANDA!

The two are Myspace friends (for now)and do look similar:

http://www.myspace.com/diamonds69ts

and

http://www.myspace.com/atheasmommy

A little eyebleach is in order here:

/of course it's hot

Meh, I see fatter folks every day on People of Walmart. If you put this woman up on POW everyone would be complaining that she's not fat enough and too clean/normal looking.

The two are Myspace friends (for now)and do look similar:
http://www.myspace.com/diamonds69ts
and
http://www.myspace.com/atheasmommy

Why why why??!!?
Who the hell uses myspace? closely followed by: What 40-year old uses myspace and has such a shiat background

I would like to imagine that she is married to this guy

and the mean little fat girl jabba as their child

Solty Dog: Andulamb: So any article about a fat person is Fark-worthy?

Not at all. The "article" (on the left) was about a woman that used a false name. The "comments" (on the right) are about a fat "woman". It's easy to get them "confused". Sometimes the "article" has a "comments" section and that really can throw you for a "loop" if you're not careful. "I", myself have been known "to" confuse them from "time" to time.

Hey guys, I found Shatner's Fark handle.

I bet she makes a pretty mean mayonnaise and gummy bear sammich.

She'd be Jabba The Hutt on steroids

I'm a Manatee.


...Whatever, Sea Cow.