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(Some Guy) Amusing Woman charged with impersonation. Of Jabba The Hutt, apparently   (myabc50.com) divider line 79
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Julieahni [TotalFark] 2010-02-09 08:38:07 PM  
You weren't kidding, submitter.

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2010-02-09 09:56:27 PM  
Misa Driniv' Solo AH AH AH

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2010-02-09 10:49:27 PM  
State police charged 34 year old Tawanda L. Curtis of 251 Center Street with criminal impersonation.

1. that's a bullshiat charge
2. WTF was that lady thinking!? just take the ticket and fight it in court.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2010-02-09 11:16:06 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
likelyculprit [TotalFark] 2010-02-09 11:24:51 PM  
She looks like TONS of fun.

 
gridlocksammy [TotalFark] 2010-02-09 11:58:54 PM  
She's purdy. I would flour her

 
crimsin23 [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 12:27:41 AM  
Eh, Joba's mom looks more like it.

ohmurph.com

 
cambie [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 12:57:43 AM  
With a name like Tawanda I'd lie when people asked for my name too.

 
Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:28:24 AM  
Why is a white woman named Tawanda?

 
Gyrfalcon [recently expired TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:30:00 AM  
Coco LaFemme: Why is a white woman named Tawanda?

My first thought.

Second thought: Why do you give a fake name for a traffic stop? Did they check if she was hiding any illegal immigrants in her fat rolls?

 
God's Bathroom Floor 2010-02-10 01:30:41 AM  
So she lies about her name, and when the cops discover the lie she has to give them the name 'Tawanda L. Curtis?' Haha, i'd like to have been there to see how that went over.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:30:59 AM  
So did they bring her Solo and the Wookiee or what?

 
TheMega 2010-02-10 01:31:17 AM  
i46.tinypic.com

 
proletarian 2010-02-10 01:31:28 AM  
cambie: With a name like Tawanda I'd lie when people asked for my name too.

Coco LaFemme: Why is a white woman named Tawanda?

What's the big deal? My middle name is Tawanda and I'm a white dude.

 
TrixieDelite 2010-02-10 01:31:31 AM  
cambie: With a name like Tawanda I'd lie when people asked for my name too.

Dammit.

 
soseussme [recently expired TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:33:06 AM  
You've got tawanda why she would lie...

 
TrixieDelite 2010-02-10 01:33:26 AM  
Face it girls, I'm older and have more insurance.

 
Tsar_Bomba1 2010-02-10 01:33:34 AM  
Was the passenger Salacious B. Crumb?

 
MoonPirate [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:33:37 AM  
I'd hit it


/with blunt heavy object
/repeatedly
/till it stopped
/then more

 
bmihura [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:33:42 AM  
Why is a white woman named Tawanda?

Back in college I met a white attractive woman claiming to be named "Yolanda". I bet her some small amount, as I considered that to be impossible.

I lost; she showed me her driver's license and that was really her name.

Or probably a fake license to win bets.

 
Solty Dog [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:33:51 AM  
Looks more like a Claire.

 
jingks 2010-02-10 01:36:43 AM  
bmihura: Or probably a fake license to win bets.

That is genius!

 
rogrog 2010-02-10 01:36:54 AM  
Approves
http://tinyurl.com/y93sryk
(Copy & Paste, SFW)

 
GranoblasticMan 2010-02-10 01:37:46 AM  
Gyrfalcon: Second thought: Why do you give a fake name for a traffic stop?

Outstanding warrants. Or just wanting to try to be a cheap-ass and get out of paying a ticket.

 
Indolent [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:40:15 AM  
Tsar_Bomba1: Was the passenger Salacious B. Crumb?

Passenger was named Greedo.

 
AllShelleyAllTheTime 2010-02-10 01:40:52 AM  
lame.

 
jingks 2010-02-10 01:42:03 AM  
AllShelleyAllTheTime: lame.

you sound fat.

 
Links 2010-02-10 01:43:01 AM  
"Hey Boussh. Whattaya think she weighs?"

"Yoto. Yoto."

 
Andulamb 2010-02-10 01:45:09 AM  
So any article about a fat person is Fark-worthy?

 
CanadaHauntsMe 2010-02-10 01:48:31 AM  
...that passenger and another were charged with alcohol consumption in a vehicle.

What the fark kind of bullshiat charge is that?!

 
UsikFark 2010-02-10 01:48:58 AM  
Andulamb: So any article about a fat person is Fark-worthy?

Say, are you about a size 14?

 
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body 2010-02-10 01:50:14 AM  
Andulamb: So any article about a fat person is Fark-worthy?

you sound fat.

 
Solty Dog [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 01:54:07 AM  
Andulamb: So any article about a fat person is Fark-worthy?

Not at all. The "article" (on the left) was about a woman that used a false name. The "comments" (on the right) are about a fat "woman". It's easy to get them "confused". Sometimes the "article" has a "comments" section and that really can throw you for a "loop" if you're not careful. "I", myself have been known "to" confuse them from "time" to time.

 
get real 2010-02-10 01:54:08 AM  
tee-hee farkers make fun of their gf

 
Irascible 2010-02-10 01:54:31 AM  
Looks like a whiskey barrel wrapped in skin.

 
MoonPirate [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 02:00:04 AM  
get real: tee-hee farkers make fun of their gf

We prefer thinking of it as "relationship therapy"

 
This Is Not A Test 2010-02-10 02:03:24 AM  
Do.

Not.

Want.

 
untaken_name 2010-02-10 02:04:59 AM  
Andulamb: So any article about a fat person is Fark-worthy?

Changed to reflect reality.

 
Valorumguygee 2010-02-10 02:07:09 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

Oh god...

 
Gyrfalcon [recently expired TotalFark] 2010-02-10 02:11:19 AM  
CanadaHauntsMe: ...that passenger and another were charged with alcohol consumption in a vehicle.

What the fark kind of bullshiat charge is that?!


Ah, a lot of places have "open container" laws, sez you can't have open containers of booze in your vehicle. It's a handy way to get fat passengers under arrest.

 
katerbug72 2010-02-10 02:14:10 AM  
TrixieDelite: Face it girls, I'm older and have more insurance.

Thank you, that's what I came in here for.

TAWANDA!

 
gspears 2010-02-10 02:18:38 AM  
The two are Myspace friends (for now)and do look similar:

http://www.myspace.com/diamonds69ts

and

http://www.myspace.com/atheasmommy

 
Dubai Vol 2010-02-10 02:19:18 AM  
A little eyebleach is in order here:
valeriewaters.com
/of course it's hot

 
Egalitarian 2010-02-10 02:29:05 AM  
Meh, I see fatter folks every day on People of Walmart. If you put this woman up on POW everyone would be complaining that she's not fat enough and too clean/normal looking.

 
deffuse [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 02:30:03 AM  
The two are Myspace friends (for now)and do look similar:
http://www.myspace.com/diamonds69ts
and
http://www.myspace.com/atheasmommy


Why why why??!!?
Who the hell uses myspace? closely followed by: What 40-year old uses myspace and has such a shiat background

 
Stonerbloopers [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 02:30:03 AM  
I would like to imagine that she is married to this guy
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
and the mean little fat girl jabba as their child

 
GranoblasticMan 2010-02-10 02:52:56 AM  
Solty Dog: Andulamb: So any article about a fat person is Fark-worthy?

Not at all. The "article" (on the left) was about a woman that used a false name. The "comments" (on the right) are about a fat "woman". It's easy to get them "confused". Sometimes the "article" has a "comments" section and that really can throw you for a "loop" if you're not careful. "I", myself have been known "to" confuse them from "time" to time.


Hey guys, I found Shatner's Fark handle.

 
skantea 2010-02-10 03:00:34 AM  
I bet she makes a pretty mean mayonnaise and gummy bear sammich.

 
captron 2010-02-10 03:10:55 AM  
She'd be Jabba The Hutt on steroids

 
ChewbaccaJones [TotalFark] 2010-02-10 03:13:44 AM  
I'm a Manatee.


...Whatever, Sea Cow.

 
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