aliban confirm that their leader in Pakistan is not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead


Apparently he DID want to go on the cart.

That confirms it. He is alive and well.

They had to get the doc out to thoroughly examine him.

/now i'll have munchkins in my head the whole day. laughing in meetings, snorting at funny hair. ugh!

subby brought the house down.

Is the boy in the background picking his nose?

Pining for the fjords?

Serves him right for having a neck beard.

Abe Vigoda Lives!

/random

It's about time we started dropping houses instead of bombs.

as reported by someone who represents the 'Bomb-a-shop Guild'?

/got nuthin

Thanks, Subby - now that song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day!

Open Mike Night: Is the boy in the background picking his nose?

That was the first thing I saw.

Wiped that stupid smile in the pic in the article right off his ugly mug...

Dipshait is probably by now fully realized that for his life's work, there aren't any virgins in any garden, but rather an eternal procession of flaming pineapples shoved up his a$$.

+1 internets to subby for that headline.

/I do in fact represent the lollypop guild

That's what they want us to believe.

He's not quite dead yet

Open Mike Night: Is the boy in the background picking his nose?

Yes
Yes he is.
Snack time.

Open Mike Night: Is the boy in the background picking his nose?

or smelling his finger?

So it's time to go through his pockets looking for change?

Englebert Slaptyback: aliban confirm that their leader in Pakistan is not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead


Apparently he DID want to go on the cart.

I think your confusing the reference.

Did they go through his pockets and look for loose change?

That little boy is going jihad on his nose.

tonguedepressor: Englebert Slaptyback: aliban confirm that their leader in Pakistan is not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead


Apparently he DID want to go on the cart.

I think youryou're confusing the reference.

meh

Before he died he was quoted as saying 'To blaaaaaaaave'

So how about that Osama bin Hidin guy?

Are they sure he's not just mostly dead? (new window)

NightOwl2255: Did they go through his pockets and look for loose change?

Yep, and they bought a nice MLT sandwich with the money they found.

tonguedepressor

I think your confusing the reference.


Or, you know, not making an obvious response, yet one that contains a reference to another comedic situation (well-known to most Farkers) involving someone wishy-washy about death. Could be that.

But who got the ruby slippers? We won't take away their power till we get those

My name is Hakeemullah Mehsud Jr. You killed my father. Prepare to die

Great, now they can get on with the business of picking a new leader and getting on with their affairs because absolutely nothing has been done to address the underlying reasons they exist.

Total progress: 0.
=Smidge=

So...is he mostly dead, or all dead?

Englebert Slaptyback: tonguedepressor

I think your confusing the reference.


Or, you know, not making an obvious response, yet one that contains a reference to another comedic situation (well-known to most Farkers) involving someone wishy-washy about death. Could be that.

Think I'll go for a walk.

/I feel happy...I feel happy...

So it wasn't a number two this time?

Open Mike Night: Is the boy in the background picking his nose?

'Another 50 bucks says the Jihad kid eats it.'

what about the Lollipop Guild?

Open Mike Night: Is the boy in the background picking his nose?

No, he's trying to avoid looking at the mole.

Open Mike Night: Is the boy in the background picking his nose?

yes, the Photog probably gets a raise now, for his excellent work.

KNaBisco: My name is Hakeemullah Mehsud Jr. You killed my father. Prepare to die

Yeah, but instead of looking for a six fingered man he's looking for the three penised ET from Cheech and Chong Still Smoking.

He is no more.
He has ceased to be.

Open Mike Night: Is the boy in the background picking his nose?

I came for this and all the hilarious responses to it.

/satisfied

He's not dead; he always smells that way.

Smidge204: Great, now they can get on with the business of picking a new leader and getting on with their affairs because absolutely nothing has been done to address the underlying reasons they exist.

Total progress: 0.
=Smidge=

Agreed.

Open Mike Night: Is the boy in the background picking his nose?

How do we know he isn't scratching his fingernail with nasal tissue?

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Open Mike Night: Is the boy in the background picking his nose?

'Another 50 bucks says the Jihad kid eats it.'

Spalding!!!

And yet, another dumbass steps to the front of the line. You would think that there's not much future in being a Taliban leader, but I suppose when all you own is dirt and all you are going to be is dirt, then dying "Right" is maybe the most important life you can have, other than beating your wives for being immodest....

Let's help the rest of 'em go out with a bang shall we?

Deskmoogle: Englebert Slaptyback: tonguedepressor

I think your confusing the reference.


Or, you know, not making an obvious response, yet one that contains a reference to another comedic situation (well-known to most Farkers) involving someone wishy-washy about death. Could be that.

Think I'll go for a walk.

/I feel happy...I feel happy...

*thunk!*

*Throws Deskmoogle on the cart*

WTF Indeed: Abe Vigoda Lives!

/random


Wasn't that pretty much proven with a Snickers ad on Sunday?

It's only for tax reasons