Poor Old MacDonald.

Livestock truck crashes on highway, scattering cows, goats, pigs and chickens on the road.


Lisa: "Dad, those all come from the same truck!"

Homer: "Right, Lisa - a wonderful MAGICAL truck!"

The kids will have fun with the See & Say tonight!

wanted for questioning:



/hot like desert asphalt

A truck carrying calves (young cattle) overturned near my parents house when I was there visiting once. Some calves were running loose, some were pinned in the trailer, and some were already dead when we got to the scene within 3 minutes of the crash. We were able to get some out without harm. Other local ranchers began arriving and helping with round up and extrication. Some cattle had to be put down -- they were in horrible pain and were mangled up badly. Locals used 2 main methods to accomplish the euthanasia:

Rifle/shotgun

Chainsaw

Cool story bro...

Cryptic Farker: A truck carrying calves (young cattle) overturned near my parents house when I was there visiting once. Some calves were running loose, some were pinned in the trailer, and some were already dead when we got to the scene within 3 minutes of the crash. We were able to get some out without harm. Other local ranchers began arriving and helping with round up and extrication. Some cattle had to be put down -- they were in horrible pain and were mangled up badly. Locals used 2 main methods to accomplish the euthanasia:

Rifle/shotgun

Chainsaw

Cool story bro...

You forgot the most important detail. What was for dinner?

QifutuWahuta:

You forgot the most important detail. What was for dinner?

Fish.

Now I know why Denny's is giving away free Grand-Slams today :D

krusher: The kids will have fun with the See & Say tonight!

"A cow says, 'Moooohshiat! we're gonna die!"

Cryptic Farker: A truck carrying calves (young cattle) overturned near my parents house when I was there visiting once. Some calves were running loose, some were pinned in the trailer, and some were already dead when we got to the scene within 3 minutes of the crash. We were able to get some out without harm. Other local ranchers began arriving and helping with round up and extrication. Some cattle had to be put down -- they were in horrible pain and were mangled up badly. Locals used 2 main methods to accomplish the euthanasia:

Rifle/shotgun

Chainsaw

Cool story bro...

Same thing happened to me only they were halves (young pigs).

fappomatic: Cryptic Farker: A truck carrying calves (young cattle) overturned near my parents house when I was there visiting once. Some calves were running loose, some were pinned in the trailer, and some were already dead when we got to the scene within 3 minutes of the crash. We were able to get some out without harm. Other local ranchers began arriving and helping with round up and extrication. Some cattle had to be put down -- they were in horrible pain and were mangled up badly. Locals used 2 main methods to accomplish the euthanasia:

Rifle/shotgun

Chainsaw

Cool story bro...

Same thing happened to me only they were halves (young pigs).

These were halved, too.

fappomatic: Same thing happened to me only they were halves (young pigs).

If they weren't before, they were afterward

Sure, that's Florida, but there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.

The grandslam breakfasts are already free today from 6 am to 2 pm I think.

Benjimin_Dover: fappomatic: Cryptic Farker: A truck carrying calves (young cattle) overturned near my parents house when I was there visiting once. Some calves were running loose, some were pinned in the trailer, and some were already dead when we got to the scene within 3 minutes of the crash. We were able to get some out without harm. Other local ranchers began arriving and helping with round up and extrication. Some cattle had to be put down -- they were in horrible pain and were mangled up badly. Locals used 2 main methods to accomplish the euthanasia:

Rifle/shotgun

Chainsaw

Cool story bro...

Same thing happened to me only they were halves (young pigs).

These were halved, too.

Well duh, what do you think the chainsaw was for?

rogrog: http://i45.tinypic.com/303cwoy.jpg

Somehow that's more disturbing than anything else I've seen from you.

/umm
//slashies

That is sad, all those dead animals.

Chicken and cow?

CHICKEN AND COW?

FARK-A YOU CHICKEN AND FARK-A YOU COW!

Dick Schittlippz: Chicken and cow?

CHICKEN AND COW?

FARK-A YOU CHICKEN AND FARK-A YOU COW!

I think you meant Cow and Chicken...

No Denny's in Cincinnati (probably where the above pics were taken). Otherwise I'd have been there for breakfast.

brown chicken brown cow

dangerdoug Quote 2010-02-09 01:16:42 PM
Poor Old MacDonald.

Benito was driving so wouldn't it be, Pobre Un Anciano MacDonald.

Me espanol es muy imperfecto.

...And there's hamburger ALL OVER the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.

/Good Morning, those are the headlines, and now the rumours behind the news...

RedT:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/285787/cow.JPG

i lol'ed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(chickens begin pummeling each other in a bar fight)

The chicken contributes, but the pig is committed...

This never happens near me. I need a pet goat.

The Ninj': That is sad, all those dead animals.

No, injured or dying animals are sad.

Dead animals are tasty.

It puts the gravy on its' skin.

Cappalotti: brown chicken brown cow

The two sexiest animals on the farm, right?

Inquisitive Inquisitor: QifutuWahuta:

You forgot the most important detail. What was for dinner?

Fish.

Ah yes, I had the lasagna...

So was the driver charged with a Mooooooving violation?

/ducks
//quack

PsyLord: So was the driver charged with a Mooooooving violation?

/ducks
//quack

Damn you. I should not have laughed at that.

/ Stories like this are usually medium-rare.
// Sorry.

rogrog: whut?
http://i45.tinypic.com/303cwoy.jpg
copy and paste (SFW)

Nice to see you. I think I'll farkie you your dyslexic palindrome(?).

/vile, vile pic, btw.

It sounds like a far side cartoon.

Earpj: Dick Schittlippz: Chicken and cow?

CHICKEN AND COW?

FARK-A YOU CHICKEN AND FARK-A YOU COW!

I think you meant Cow and Chicken...

I can tell you have kids ;O)

I don't want goat with my Grand Slam but the rest of them do have a place in various ways.
\steak, bacon, and eggs

roosterhead: I don't want goat with my Grand Slam but the rest of them do have a place in various ways.
\steak, bacon, and eggs

forgot to say "Yum"

Third In Line:

I can tell you have kids ;O)

But of course.

Earpj: Third In Line:

I can tell you have kids ;O)

But of course.

We know all the GOOD cartoons!

TheGogmagog: No Denny's in Cincinnati (probably where the above pics were taken). Otherwise I'd have been there for breakfast.

Yeah, we've only got Village Inn...bummer.

/mildly interested