Am I the only one who kind of likes hipsters? The ones in my neighborhood are generally harmless and have a tendency to play guitar on their front porches with friends and wine. And to share with strangers walking by. I find that rather affable.

Having ruined Williamsburg, bicycles, and sweatshirts, hipsters are now ruining puppies

this is an extremely bold judgment coming from a website that has a weekly thread dedicated to dressing cats up and assigning grammatically incorrect dialogue to them.

vartian: Am I the only one who kind of likes hipsters? The ones in my neighborhood are generally harmless and have a tendency to play guitar on their front porches with friends and wine. And to share with strangers walking by. I find that rather affable.

i like hipsters. i also recognize that 95% of them don't even remotely fit the stereotype that most farkers ascribe to them. all the ones i know are good people ... like really good people, who happen to really like art and music.

thomps: Having ruined Williamsburg, bicycles, and sweatshirts, hipsters are now ruining puppies

this is an extremely bold judgment coming from a website that has a weekly thread dedicated to dressing cats up and assigning grammatically incorrect dialogue to them.

But but but but it's okay when we do it

thomps: this is an extremely bold judgment coming from a website that has a weekly thread dedicated to dressing cats up and assigning grammatically incorrect dialogue to them.

An astute observation, Sir.

WaltzingMathilda: vartian: Am I the only one who kind of likes hipsters? The ones in my neighborhood are generally harmless and have a tendency to play guitar on their front porches with friends and wine. And to share with strangers walking by. I find that rather affable.

i like hipsters. i also recognize that 95% of them don't even remotely fit the stereotype that most farkers ascribe to them. all the ones i know are good people ... like really good people, who happen to really like art and music.

but they're trust-fund a-holes that listen to lady gaga and drive priuses and eat granola and talked the whole time in front of me at the avatar show and always hit me up for money outside the liquor store and GODDAMMIT RADIOHEAD.

thomps: WaltzingMathilda: vartian: Am I the only one who kind of likes hipsters? The ones in my neighborhood are generally harmless and have a tendency to play guitar on their front porches with friends and wine. And to share with strangers walking by. I find that rather affable.

i like hipsters. i also recognize that 95% of them don't even remotely fit the stereotype that most farkers ascribe to them. all the ones i know are good people ... like really good people, who happen to really like art and music.

but they're trust-fund a-holes that listen to lady gaga and drive priuses and eat granola and talked the whole time in front of me at the avatar show and always hit me up for money outside the liquor store and GODDAMMIT RADIOHEAD.

that's my favorite one. every hipster i know is poor as dirt. yet somehow fark nerds think they're all trust fund a-holes.

The thing that gets me about the hipsters that I know is that they spend $300 on a wardrobe that is designed to make it appear as though they spent $10 on it.

rmz: The thing that gets me about the hipsters that I know is that they spend $300 on a wardrobe that is designed to make it appear as though they spent $10 on it.

judging by your location, i'm going to assume that you know "college hipsters" which are just like many other sub-category of the college kid in that they spend a lot of money to affect a certain look. the hipsters i know spend far less on clothes than i do, and i don't spend that much.

Considering the amorphous definition of "hipsters" that gets tossed around, I'm not sure what exactly we're talking about. But I do know that you're a farking loser if somebody you've never met taking an interest in a thing ruins that thing for you.

Even though I have a knee-jerk loathing of hipsters, how could you hate this guy?:

DjangoStonereaver: Even though I have a knee-jerk loathing of hipsters, how could you hate this guy?:

Actually that's a Williamsburg Orthodox Hasid-Pooch that was displaced by Hipster Pooches.

vartian: Am I the only one who kind of likes hipsters? The ones in my neighborhood are generally harmless and have a tendency to play guitar on their front porches with friends and wine. And to share with strangers walking by. I find that rather affable.

The problem is you don't have the hipsters of Williamsburg. They truly are the douchiest people and have no regards for their community or neighbors.

All the hipsters I know are too poor to own a dog, especially some of those designer mutts they sell for $500 a pup.

Oh, and they tend to ride a bike, walk, or use a roadboard to get around.

/wrong Williamsburg?

Fark has a Caturday tag, your argument is invalid.

vartian

have a tendency to play guitar on their front porches with friends and wine.


I think you dropped an 'h'.

That's right: those f*ckers drink hwine.

Only hipsters biatch about hipsters.

Stuffwhitepeoplelike.com prepares itself for a new post.

I'm not sure if I know exactly what a hipster is, but I'm pretty sure I hate them all. Especially the female ones.

ToxicMunkee: Fark has a Caturday tag, your argument is invalid.



wut?

Dallymo: /wrong Williamsburg?

Dude.

Hilarious.

Cagey B: Considering the amorphous definition of "hipsters" that gets tossed around, I'm not sure what exactly we're talking about. But I do know that you're a farking loser if somebody you've never met taking an interest in a thing ruins that thing for you.

Judgment errors aside, the linked site is pretty funny.

Don't Hipsters where ironic t-shirts like "world's greatest grandma" when they're single 30 something dudes? Or write satirical blogs about hipster dogs for that matter?

The DC and Baltimore hipsters are annoying as shiat, and this is coming from a college student.

That said, not all hipsters are obnoxious douchebags. They just tend to have questionable taste in clothing/music.

/I really don't like animal collective

Englebert Slaptyback: vartian

have a tendency to play guitar on their front porches with friends and wine.


I think you dropped an 'h'.

That's right: those f*ckers drink hwine.

And eat cool-hwhip?

/No, but really, hipsters are annoying.
//People in here are thinking of intellectuals.

haddie

Stuffwhitepeoplelike.com prepares itself for a new post.


I assume that's because whitepeopledrivelikethisandlikethatandputbaconstuffontheirlolcatslol.com was taken.

The chihuahua mix in the first picture is a double for one of my dogs. Except my dog won't wear clothes. He gets chilly easily but when I tried to put a sweater on him he locked up. Non-hipster.

Englebert Slaptyback: vartian

have a tendency to play guitar on their front porches with friends and wine.


I think you dropped an 'h'.

That's right: those f*ckers drink hwine.




/hot like Lois

WaltzingMathilda: vartian: Am I the only one who kind of likes hipsters? The ones in my neighborhood are generally harmless and have a tendency to play guitar on their front porches with friends and wine. And to share with strangers walking by. I find that rather affable.

i like hipsters. i also recognize that 95% of them don't even remotely fit the stereotype that most farkers ascribe to them. all the ones i know are good people ... like really good people, who happen to really like art and music.

This. I know my fair share of elitist douchey ones, but I think any group of people has it douchey shares.

Plus, for whatever reason, I find girls hot hipster girls extra hot.

Dallymo: img691.imageshack.us

/wrong Williamsburg?

That's what I'm thinking. Nothing here but tourists and college students. Although I guess some of those students could be considered "hipsters," but they are not as obnoxious as the hippie wannabes.

I still like riding the Loch Ness Monster.

dreadprophet: The DC and Baltimore hipsters are annoying as shiat, and this is coming from a college student.

That said, not all hipsters are obnoxious douchebags. They just tend to have questionable taste in clothing/music.

/I really don't like animal collective

Their taste in music isn't questionable per se, it's just that when you're striving to find music that no one has ever heard before, the bands tend to lack talent.

Hipster Puppies is old

I was totally into this thread before it went all mainstream and sold out. Now I'm posting in this new thread you guys probably haven't heard of yet.

/oblig

Tatsuhiko

And eat cool-hwhip?


Nah - it was a throwaway "joke", assuming someone would think I meant 'whine'.


/No, but really, hipsters are annoying.
//People in here are thinking of intellectuals.


Real, PhD++ intellectuals can be fascinating when discussing their specialty areas.

They can be even more entertaining discussing topics outside their specialty areas.

WaltzingMathilda:
that's my favorite one. every hipster i know is poor as dirt. yet somehow fark nerds think they're all trust fund a-holes.

Farkers have anyone with money. Hipsters are annoying and hated, therefore they must have money.

Just throw a Mac or pair of women's jeans off the W-burg bridge, all those jags will jump in to save it.

organizm: I was totally into this thread before it went all mainstream and sold out. Now I'm posting in this new thread you guys probably haven't heard of yet.

Pfft. You post in threads? I'm way past that.

Can someone help me out as to which Williamsburg we're talking about? The one in NC has 1 farm and a guy who'll wave at cars when driving by on highway 87, and the one in western Mass. has an abundant amount of old people and overflow from Northampton, so I'm assuming it's neither of those.

As long as they don't use too many monkeys, or ruin a pony.

/not obscure
//at least not for you lot.

Englebert Slaptyback: vartian

have a tendency to play guitar on their front porches with friends and wine.


I think you dropped an 'h'.

That's right: those f*ckers drink hwine.

Well this thread is hruined.

Why people don't like hipsters:

Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You haven't heard this one yet?

Komplex: Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: You haven't heard this one yet?

Wrong punchline.

"It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."

organizm: I was totally into this thread before it went all mainstream and sold out. Now I'm posting in this new thread you guys probably haven't heard of yet.

And you're just posting in this one ironically?

WaltzingMathilda: thomps: WaltzingMathilda: vartian: Am I the only one who kind of likes hipsters? The ones in my neighborhood are generally harmless and have a tendency to play guitar on their front porches with friends and wine. And to share with strangers walking by. I find that rather affable.

i like hipsters. i also recognize that 95% of them don't even remotely fit the stereotype that most farkers ascribe to them. all the ones i know are good people ... like really good people, who happen to really like art and music.

but they're trust-fund a-holes that listen to lady gaga and drive priuses and eat granola and talked the whole time in front of me at the avatar show and always hit me up for money outside the liquor store and GODDAMMIT RADIOHEAD.

that's my favorite one. every hipster i know is poor as dirt. yet somehow fark nerds think they're all trust fund a-holes.

I know some fantastically wealthy hipsters who go to great lengths to look poor. You have to be willing to pay $100 for a faded tshirt with an obscure 80's cartoon show iron-on to be truly legit.

Hipster fanny pack?

another hipster thread? really?

blast