Hi-diddly-ho, 911 operator!

thalassatx: Hi-diddly-ho, 911 operator!

Damnit...made me laugh.

/diddly

thalassatx: Hi-diddly-ho, 911 operator!

That's some nice commenting there, Lou.
/Thread O-diddly-Over

Flanders man arrested for repeatedly making hoax calls to 911. Stupid Flanders man


"Feels like I'm calling nothing at all... nothing at all..."

Stupid sexy Flanders.

Why Would I Read the Article: Stupid sexy Flanders.



Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

Why Would I Read the Article: Stupid sexy Flanders.

dammit beat me to it. Stupid Sexy Why Would I Read The Article.

Stupid, sexy Flanders.

(YOUNG FLANDERS) "Take that Dick Tracy! Take that Prune face! Take that Prune Tracy! Take that Dick(fades out)..." Classic.

I rarely ever say this, but... over in one.

I can never keep them straight, is this Flanders Man?



Or was it this one?

Stupid Newsday registration page.

As someone who lived about a mile from where that Joker impersonator knifed the infants, I'm getting a kick out of these replies!!!

It's always the one you least suspect.

Stupid Flanders, you're a genius!

Howdily Doodily, Farkerinos.

Ah, Long Island! Way out east though, not my neck of the woods.

And Flanders is, of course, home to The Big Duck.



/stupid sexy hotlinked Flanders

Maybe the t-shirt cannon warranted a 911 call

He was a zombie?

He's the Flanders, man.

Asteroth

He's the Flanders, man.


Flanders man
Flanders man
Does whatever a Flanders man can.
Can he swing
From a perch?
No, he can't
He's in church.
Look o-o-out, he is the Flanders man.

Floyd was charged with second-degree and third-degree falsely reporting an incident - the...

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No thanks.

You SUCK-diddly-UCK Flanders!!!!



/Hot-diddly-ot!

Floyd was charged with second-degree and third-degree falsely reporting an incident

WTF do you have to do to get 1st Degree falsely reporting an incident?

Darkrover2: Floyd was charged with second-degree and third-degree falsely reporting an incident

WTF do you have to do to get 1st Degree falsely reporting an incident?

I would guess that 1st degree is reserved for a premeditated event.

I call it premeditated if you knew what number you wanted to dial before dialing....

In Flanders Field the poppies grow
bewteen the crosses row on row
to mark the dead.

To Flanders Field the hippies go
to smoke the poppies down below
and feed their heads.


-The Guess Who

I mock your value system.

schattenteufel: I rarely ever say this, but... over in one.

I've never gotten an "over in one" before, so thanks!!

thalassatx: Hi-diddly-ho, 911 operator!



may I offer you a sponsor for a month of Fark Lite?

GacysBasement: (YOUNG FLANDERS) "Take that Dick Tracy! Take that Prune face! Take that Prune Tracy! Take that Dick(fades out)..." Classic.

Close, but not quite

"I'm Dick Tracy, take that Prune Face! Now I'm Prune Face, take that Dick Tracy! Now I'm Pruuuune Tracy, take that Dick (TV clicked off)"

You use words like "Pasketti" and "Momato", you make numerous threats to the UN and then you just repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again

Came here looking for numerous Ned Flanders references. Leaving satisfied after two of the best (the ski suit and the devil). Thanks, guys.

Junzi Nicuzn: GacysBasement: (YOUNG FLANDERS) "Take that Dick Tracy! Take that Prune face! Take that Prune Tracy! Take that Dick(fades out)..." Classic.

Close, but not quite

"I'm Dick Tracy, take that Prune Face! Now I'm Prune Face, take that Dick Tracy! Now I'm Pruuuune Tracy, take that Dick (TV clicked off)"

Thank you for fixing that. I would have gotten mad but I underwent spankological treatment

um... where is the "sponsored link" disclaimer?

And now for something completely different...

I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer.

Flanders is the devil?

/always whom you least suspect
//mmmm forbidden doughnut

Flanders, Long island.

/ not Flanders NJ

GoTarHeels

Flanders, Long island.

/ not Flanders NJ


"Here's Jose Flanders!"

"Buenos ding-dong-diddly-Dias, senor!"

Even worse he is a Lions fan !

Flanders Red Ale?

No more late night fog walks for him.

everyone in the usa
hates their stupid neighbor
he's flanders and he's really really lame
flanders tried to wreck my song
his views on birth control are wrong
i hate his guts and flanders is his name

f-l-a
his name is ned!
e-r-s
it's a stupid name!

Hens love roosters
Geese love ganders
Everyone else loves Neeeed Flanders!

/not me
//everyone who counts loves Neeeed Flanders!

Fffffffaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrkkkkkkk!

diddly

"Hello and welcome to the Springfield Police Resc-U-Fone. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line."

That would cut down on crank calls to 9-1-1.

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thalassatx: Hi-diddly-ho, 911 operator!

I read that in his voice and immediately laughed. Awesome.