The sheep to man ratio is still holding steady I'm sure.

"Australians in particular tease their near neighbours in the Pacific Ocean about the popularity of sheep in New Zealand, usually in jokes of questionable taste."

Australians making sheep f*cking jokes at some other nation's expense? Pot, meet Kettle.

What about elves?

PacManDreaming: "Australians in particular tease their near neighbours in the Pacific Ocean about the popularity of sheep in New Zealand, usually in jokes of questionable taste."

Australians making sheep f*cking jokes at some other nation's expense? Pot, meet Kettle.

No kidding.

How did the Scott/Australian/New Zealander find the sheep in the tall grass?

Very satisfying.

I came to make a sheep farking joke, and found I was already waaaaay tooo late.

Guess they finally got their Orc population back down to reasonable levels.

Has anybody suggested that New Zealanders enjoy making love to sheep yet?

its not moo's its fark.com

I hear they like having sex with sheep down there, too.

Tourist in Australian outback..."What are you doing to that Sheep Mr. Farmer, shearing it?"

Red Faced Australian Farmer "Nah mate, Fark off get your own"

cretinbob: The sheep to man ratio is still holding steady I'm sure.

No, sheep numbers are in decline, dairying is way more lucrative since you americans discovered your fetish for polyester leisure suits.
Besides our national Dairy Co-op Fonterra is the largest dairy company in the world.

PacManDreaming: "Australians in particular tease their near neighbours in the Pacific Ocean about the popularity of sheep in New Zealand, usually in jokes of questionable taste."

Australians making sheep f*cking jokes at some other nation's expense? Pot, meet Kettle.

Aussies don't have anything remotely resembling a sheep. Well they do but they're scrawny sickly looking water starved things and not very attraaaaaaaactive.

macsenwledig: No, sheep numbers are in decline, dairying is way more lucrative since you americans discovered your fetish for polyester leisure suits.

What, is it 1977 again?

I see the sheep shagging jokes have begun. I guess should really stand up and defend our honour here but to be honest with y'all I'm pretty farking drunk and, well, y'know I've got a few sheep in the paddock outside and they're looking pretty damn lonely with all this cow talk.

I might cya's later, ok?

Danger Avoid Death: macsenwledig: No, sheep numbers are in decline, dairying is way more lucrative since you americans discovered your fetish for polyester leisure suits.

What, is it 1977 again?

Somewhere in america it's always 1977.

macsenwledig: Aussies don't have anything remotely resembling a sheep

True. Their sheep look more like Aussies.

Last One Left: What about elves?

Yeah we fark elves too.

When you get off the plane, immediately sprint 100 yards and open a portal. Then start killing.

cretinbob: The sheep to man ratio is still holding steady I'm sure.
FTA:
"In contrast, sheep numbers declined to some 32 million in 2009, less than half the peak of 70 million reported in 1982."

PhelanWolf: cretinbob: The sheep to man ratio is still holding steady I'm sure.
FTA:
"In contrast, sheep numbers declined to some 32 million in 2009, less than half the peak of 70 million reported in 1982."

I blame condoms.

macsenwledig: Last One Left: What about elves?

Yeah we fark elves too.

Maybe it's cause it's late or maybe it's cause I'm high, but this made me LOL uncontrollably.

I can't make fun though, as my hometown had more sheep than people. More pigs than people, too.

outatime: macsenwledig: Last One Left: What about elves?

Yeah we fark elves too.

Maybe it's cause it's late or maybe it's cause I'm high, but this made me LOL uncontrollably.

I can't make fun though, as my hometown had more sheep than people. More pigs than people, too.

Three words: bacon-wrapped-mutton.

Five words: Lamb, bacon and cheese pie.

FARK YOU DORPHIN!!
FARK YOU WHARE!


...


FARK YOU COW!
FARK YOU CHICKEN!

That's just like how dogs outnumber children in San Fransisco.

BOVINE REVOLUTION!

Danger Avoid Death: Three words: bacon-wrapped-mutton.

While the social aspects of growing up in a rural agricultural community were...well, non-existent, you did eat well.

I've got nothing to add, so here's a picture of Lucy Lawless:

I cannot find it for the life of me, but can someone please find a link to the Chick-Fil-A commercial where the farmer is spanking the cow's ass, and they are advertising their milkshakes. It's about 2-3 years old.

I see what you did there, cowmitter

DjangoStonereaver

Wow, Xena's pretty hot. I mean, she was hot as Xena and all, but she looks better without the whole battle harness and throwing discus thing.

Came for references to 'Black Sheep' (Not the Farley one), and only robohobo satisfies me.

Which sounded dirty.

As God intended.

Oh man...
someone turned off adultsheepfinder.com which had so many cute kiwi sheep...

new Zealnad.........Rocks!(!)

New Zealand....Don't expect too much, you'll love it!

New Zealand Only 18 Hours From New York

New Zealand Ewe Come Visit

New Zealand Just Like Lord of the Rings

New Zealand Take Your Mum

New Zealand Better Than Old Zealand

For some reason the Ozone layer is very thin there.


/time for a tan and a BBQ...

They need to increase their pork numbers.

Streaky Bacon - regular bacon to North American farkers is 10 bucks a pound on sale. grrrrr.

I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords.

Those cows can be dangerous

Unless they're wall-to-wall cows, sounds like paradise.

Twoooooo girls for every booooooyyyyyyyy...

Came for the Chick-fil-A cows. Left udderly disappointed.

Do they now have velcro gloves that work on cows?